₦airaland Forum

aminalib:
spank you? u would get off on that, how bout i tie your balls with a rope and see how fast i can go in my truck

hell yes

i will enjoy dat more

i am here

oya spank me

danjohn:
I Am Reverend Chris Okotie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDEmGGJiQ9E

funny ad

you don't love her but you love her pu3sy enough to bang her pregnant

ok boss

6 mins. . . . . . whatttt

if dat na man utd una go shout day light robbery

chk the instruction manual

yinkalink:
*kneels down again " dear lord,am here again. U did it 4 us at 'down'ton park, n i kn u can do it 4 Stoke City. P.s would it b too much 2 ask 4 if i wish Torres cld break his leg? Pls let chelsea b humiliated. Amen"*

Amen

One United

frank3.16:
its not clear, can they bring it down a little bit?

you want glasses

hahaha

yea and it wasn't funny too

i was taking a shower this morning when the house phone rang,

my wife picked the phone up was on the phone till i came out of the batheroom

as soon as i walked out of the bathroom. . . . . . she started going back and forth with this person on the phone about where she met me

what was he wearing that day, how long has this been going on

then she ask the person what my other name was and they person said my name my wife repeated it like 10 times

i feel like peeing on myself and she kept asking why are you looking so guity and i kept asking who is that on the phone

finaly she took the person's number and said i will call you back

Now she faced me and start all this question and answer session about how this person call the house and said i have been dating her bla bla bla and how we went out last wknd and even said what i was wearing where i was and what time i left

this went on for almost an hour and getting serious and i kept kicking maself in the brain cus i didnt do nothing

she said well i am about to call your parents now and tell them whats going on and to let them knw is over

the woman was proper crying and i don't even know what to do or say no more

so i went went to lock myself in the toilet. . . . . . . she came to the toilet banging on the door and said oh i am just messing with you

it was me and sarah on the phone and its APRIL FOOL

i feel like draging her into the toilet and flush her down for dat crap

mess up my whole morning

wow that was close

Ego

Kudi

LA on a mission

Nice one

try and talk to her first

before you jump to conclusion

8 months pere

very tired guy

^^^ ;d :d

ok

500K from coke and they will come and serve it (depending on crowd)

if you don't finish it they will buy the rest from you

By stretching your ni3ples for 10 minutes every day and also try squeezing your br3ast

Rub warm olive oil over them and massage them everyday for three weeks

Eat very healthy
*starches
*milk [not one percent]

Do pushups too

Not true

Me

PeeDaVinci:
this dude must have gone to bayelsa state immediately after arriving

hahahahahahaha

Ms. Potato:
Is this ugly enough for u?

https://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Old_Demon/Funnies/UglyWoman.gif

LMAO