₦airaland Forum

- thinking about 5pm mehnnnnnnnnn
- don't feel like working today
-want to srt my wknd as soon as possible
-have a lot of things to do this wknd and lots of places to be maybe i can split myself into 3

Ganja Farmer

oh oh

Pastor

can't remember

yea rite

ball boy/girl

mike tyson dirty SLAP

Announcer

sweet sweet lady kiss

Coach

Bendy Bus Slap

Asda SLAP

king-kong slapppp

daduke2k:
*panics* Heiiíiiiii, o my gawd, i didnt use it last nite. @op, wots gona happen 2 me?

srt singing heaven is my home on your way to the hospital

Cereal Kiss

love-vendor

Ujujoan:
I'll forgive my best friend! My BF should have known better

your best friend should have knwn better too

@OP
none of the above

I will erase both of them out of my life

Receptionist

^^^^basically

kpolli:
u got your self a bodyguard there

true

Amossunday:
Please my necogce result 2009 was withheld, i want to know why? and if and when it will be released. my name is Asewusi Amos Sunday and my exam number is 85096736BI

the reason is because you cheated

and after carefull consideration and checking of your past results,

we discover that you are not dat bright and you don't read before you post

so we will be holding on to your result till MARCH 2015

don't come to our office or else we will lock you up

kapeshhhhhhhh

coffin sales supervisor

Tommy salesgirl

what a question

tell you friend to wake around 3am and boil a pot of water,

take it outside naked and bring it bck in @ 8am in the morning

do it for 3 months, he/she will be fine

and you open this thread becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kpolli:
this is not Aunty Kemi of Punch's column so pls dont leave your phone number

you can ask what her parents think about other religion and also if they will allow her to marry outside of islam

why did i leave again

hmmmmmmmm

don't really knw

i never really stayed in the first place

i tried to go bck and stay but it only last for less dan six months

omg