₦airaland Forum

Ujujoan:
^^^ He saw a pretty girl na, something they dont see every day in their Kingdom Hall!

hey you

i have 3 nipples

where is my newly found valentino o
i don show i don show

alrite ladies i am leaving work now
will talk to y'all soon

Abbey_city:
okay! but u've still nt do wat i asked u to do, or u didn't c it?

What is dat

platinumnk:
did you know he was at my house last night?

Got the $e* tape right here . .

se.x tape ke when i am not RKelly

Abbey_city:
if i didn't c it today thn i'll c it tomorrow!

u've gotten a wife?

cool

noooooooooo wife ke don mind me jare
i just dey look for trouble ni jare

Abbey_city:
am a man and seriously i gt a manliness

hmmmm

put dat tongue back in your mouth
oh yea 163 or 164

Abbey_city:
i insist on seeing your ugly/handsome face b4 proceeding!!! or are u nt proud of your look?

well since you insist of seeing it will have to upload one when i get home from work which is in about couple of hours.
don run away b4 den oooo

platinumnk:
hahahahahahahahah i heard u are cute

yes naw pls help me tell ma val jare

whitelexi:
So like, which one of u girls got me then??

D-day's around the corner. . .

bros u ran away with ma wife alrdy lol

alafin:
THAT'S HOW LOW AND SENSELESS YOU ARE i'm sure you parade there every night wow i shake my head in despair, read the post and see the genuinty in the thread. I dont need a street hitter sorry.

DUDE I am not d stupi.d virgin looking for a chick to bang so why are you cursing me out but den i don't need to trade abuse with you cus really i don't care if dying yar adua is your father you can do whatever you want kapesh

shaved every single part of ma body dat has hair

156 or 157 no shaking

Abbey_city:
wont wont i do follow-up i must o, oya let me start 4rm your pics, i wanna c hw u look

i tried to take one the other day but d camera blew up lol
we can do the picture thingy later lets talk val now

alafin:
fella 2000 poounds is nothing to me " i am the son of one of the governor you know very, very well in Nigeria"

sorry i don't live in 9ja so i won't knw your dad but if you still insist on spending your 2grand on ashewo den try KINGS CROSS

ladies lie more than guys
when they do trust me they take it to their grave nobody will ever find out
but when we guys lie wow its written all over our face

Abbey_city:
dat's too fast na, dnt u think we need to do some follow up?  

nahhhhhhh you too fine for all dat followup business
lets jus seal and label it b4 all dis boyz come out and steal you if dey knw dat u r available

yea rite
£2000 ko

hahahaha

;d ;d :d :d ;d

An illiterate woman (Nneka Amaka Ikenna) boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja.
She was booked for an economy class seat,
Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went
to sit in the first class cabin.

The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class
because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit, but she refused. She
had paid and wanted the best seat.
Then the attendant informed the junior pilot. The junior pilot went and
spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the junior pilot went to
inform the Chief pilot.
The chief pilot said, "I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk to
her".

The Chief Pilot went and whispered some words to the woman and she
peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat.

Surprised, the flight attendant and Junior pilot asked the Chief Pilot:
"Sir, what did you tell her?"

The Chief Pilot said: Easy Guys! I just told her that first class is not
going to Abuja , only economy class is!!!.

hehehehehehe

idiot

Dark_Rahl:
brrrrrrrrrr 136 or 137

olodo nxt time stay in skol anywayz no do am again o
continue 148 or 149

Abbey_city:
Really?

yes ke
shay make dem join us together sharp sharp ni

abeg bartender bring d menu make we update d list/recap or something

daylae:
Where do i start? Tink 'll hav to give an expert a chance. 'll be back. Pheeew!

me too
this is too funny to miss out on

but then again what are you still doing with him no xmas,easter, valentine and all and you still there with him

thats what happen when they listen to all these fake wannabe pastors

lawd have mercy

busted

wow
dats what i call walking blackboard

t-boss:
I think Mrs Yaradonotin should move-in with Mr Goodluck and remain the 1st lady. But she must perform every duty of the office and accept Mr Lucky as the person in full control and allow to perform.

lmao

be yourself
act normal and don't try too hard to please cus most of the time they can see through you