₦airaland Forum

Mygoldie:
Clap for yourself. now you can go to bed happily.
you must be satisfied with your slagging,don't forget to buy yourself a bread and red wine,and get yourself a trophy, i'll foot the bill.

You can't foot a nepa bill, not to talk of MY bill. Drop-out, are you sure you didn't cheat your way out of high school? Cos your grammar is atrocious!!!

cold:
Don't be a 'half empty' kinda person.It may not be in our lifetime,maybe our children or children's children.But let's try to think of the glass as 'half full'.^{I'm having a hard time believing that myself}

Nice bit of optimism there. Pardon me if I don't share it. If it aint NEPA, its the law enforcers (police, justice system etc) or the frigging unsafe environment with the armed robbers. Heard Mr Nigeria 2010 was shot 8 times and robbed. On his street!! All we can do is hope for the best for our kids and their kids!!

[quote author=Mygoldie link=topic=586219.msg7541333#msg7541333 date=1295141070][/quote]Mumu, you didn't order a drink, fool!! You ordered a glass or orange juice mixed with LEGER!!!! Olodo, go and edit your post. Besides, who the funk mixes beer and juice? Like I said, you belong in another century, you dinosaur! You must look like one, too!!!

cold:
Tell me about it.But things must change,from sausages to real stuff.We're on the up & up

Yes, on the up and up, for the rich and loaded. What ever good things Nigeria has to offer, it's not going to trickle down to the masses, unfortunately .

MzD@rkSkin:
Jealous to be Nigerian? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl I[b] am Coolie/Maroon descendant Jamaican and half African American,[/b] absolutely no NEED to hate! I love my rich history all the way down to my rich chocolate complexion. YOU are so r3tarded!! No wonder you are miserable, I'd hate me too cause[b] football forehead broads = top models.[/b] As for your comment about Naija men? Girl I live around nothing but Nigerians/Africans, I do the picking sweetie, you just keep downloading my pix cobby!  

don't hate on Goldie cause she see right through them cobwebbs @ the lame dike they hide. go shave or braid the bush of NO RETURN and leave us grown folks to talk. mongrel [b]cu[/b]nt.

GOSH, this will have me laughing all night in my SLEEP!! BWAHHHHAHHHHHAAHHHHHHAAAA   .

MzD@rkSkin:
weak as hell btch aint got no strength to take on more than one @ a time lol "get lost!" LOL
that should tell you something she hate meh! rightfully so big forehead or not, i'm good. i was born
with it and doing just fine.

you talk a lot of poo about everybody else but too pu5sy to show your fugly backside.
girl fall back, i don't bleep bitches so I don't worry about their opinions. big forehead,
and I'm still bad. keep hating, your head boil with blood when you see me.

lemme. . .upload a CLEARER 4'HEAD PIK. . .hate it.  

anyway, nothing to see ladies, I own her bottom line, I call her name she come running
so. . .let me take my "BIG FOREHEAD & the matching big nyash" and leave this bird alone.
if i ignore this bioyotch she gonna stare @ my profile for about 30 minutes and keep checking
my posts, play with her self, check some more and then log off. . .you already see she's laughing
@ her own 1993 jokes. . .crazy hoes.  Jamo up all day!

BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER . Too lame for this game, that's what you are. Gosh, I'm soooo demeaning myself exchanging words with a loser like you. You and that man-girl (190) deserve each other. Perfect Lame Couple (PLC). I wish you happy welded life . You both look like roadside mechanics .

cold:
Wow!I'm impressed,honestly

Naija don suffer .

Mygoldie:
i only ask a burning question, lemme rephrase.
are you Male(guy,man,boy,dude) OR

Female(girl,babe,chick,lady)


im sure you'll understand now that i've stated it clearly.

Now let me state this clearly -------- GET LOST.




I mean, what's so confusing and burning?? Or have you got shi[/b]t for brains??

Mygoldie:
Please can i have a glass or orange juice mixed with[b] leger?^^

Hmmn, this answers my question.

ragdollz:
OK FFF, I will try. Still won't make me as funny as you tho', with your top-model football forehead. Nairaland cover girl!! Your mates dey for America's Next Top Model, you dey rot for here. What a waste of forehead   !!!

BuuuuwwwwwaaWWWWAHHHHHHAAHHHAHHH. Phew, I'm laffing at my own wise cracks now   . Signs of improvement. Oya come MzFFF, let me sign you up into the Lame Jamo Modelling Agency. I have Tyra Banks's number on my celly, I could get you in for the ANTM 2011.  Oops, sorry, they said your forehead SURPASSED their top-model requirements   !!

MzD@rkSkin:
^^^waste of forehead, best you can do dike?

Yeah, for now   . It's the most PROMINENT thing on the mind this evening ("pun" intended   )

cold:
bwahahaha.Dayum this really cracked me up.99p store kinda products for Marks & Spencer prices

Lol , more like those open-air "Paki" stalls for the price of M & S . But we're trying shaa. We're making our own sausages now .

MzD@rkSkin:
jokes.com <<<<<try it cobbeh, you're lame as hell. At least try.

OK FFF, I will try. Still won't make me as funny as you tho', with your top-model football forehead. Nairaland cover girl!! Your mates dey for America's Next Top Model, you dey rot for here. What a waste of forehead !!!

cold:
Ok i get it now,somehow i was thinking along that line.The high-street kinda store

Lol, the only thing "high" is the price .

Mygoldie:
is ''rag'' a male or female? sorry i had to skip the ''dollz''.

Now skip right on out of this. Don't start what you can't finish, that's all I'll say to you for now.

Mygoldie:
Your obviously born in the 20th century(2010),hence your level of reasoning, i'll back off aiight.

Clown, I think you better do that. "Back off"?? Geez, you must have been raised on comics   .

MzD@rkSkin:
@ Ragdollz: thirsty Nigerian embarrassment, keep laughing @ my ppl's advice to make it look like they are on YOUR sorry side! MY BELLY IS CRAMPED WITH LAUGHTER! Desperate dike! Trick please. Go make that paper cobby!!

Jealous to be Nigerian? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl I am Coolie/Maroon descendant Jamaican and half African American, absolutely no NEED to hate! I love my rich history all the way down to my rich chocolate complexion. YOU are so r3tarded!! No wonder you are miserable, I'd hate me too cause football forehead broads = top models. As for your comment about Naija men? Girl I live around nothing but Nigerians/Africans, I do the picking sweetie, you just keep downloading my pix cobby!  

don't hate on Goldie cause she see right through them cobwebbs @ the lame dike they hide. go shave or braid the bush of NO RETURN and leave us grown folks to talk. mongrel [b]cu[/b]nt.

yaddda yadda yadddaddaaa  

all I saw was the following:

football forehead broads = top models.

I do the picking sweetie



LOL!!!
Chei, may you be forgiven for your delusions of grandeur. Thanks to goodness I have seen the said football-field forehead (to be known henceforth as FFF)   . and truss me, aint no top-model schit about it!!! Console yaself ok, it must help you look in the mirror at your Fiona the  Ogress face   . Ach, you and 190 will have such beautiful trolls !!!!

WackyJ1:
It's good cos the story never ends. Unlike films which leaves you Cut short

Yeah okay but like a movie, I want to know what I'm watching has a beginning and an ending!! Gosh, some series go on for years and years! Not a bad thing, like with Friends and Desperate Housewives, but with Lost and Prison Break and other series the producers seemed to lose the plot by the 20th season .

Mygoldie:
Are you for real??Cos it aint THAT funny, beat it!!!

Gosh, who says "beat it" any more? Not since the 80's. So pls, go back to what ever century you came from and stay there, mumu.

cold:
^^They sell onions in shoprite forgive my ignorance o

Yes oooh. Even rodo (chilli peppers) . Just like Tesco's or Asda/Sainsburys, there's a section for veg, all sealed up in packs.

MzD@rkSkin:
^^sign up hoe, matter of a fact start the club, all of yall old [b]cu[/b]nts can stare at my profile together and chant voodoo chants for all I care, DIKE.  I dont need to run to the mods. I'm doing it out of respect for this site because as anyone can see, I havet said a thing to you, YOU came looking for me, lesbian. It's ok, hate on the Jamo, Naija reject.

@190 enough with the vids. homie LOL seriously. you are OVERkilling it!

Mygoldie is not poking fun she was asking a legit question! she is my other sis!


@ MyGoldie, Im not hurting sweetie just trying to find out how to humble myself when it comes
to men violating and learning how to forgive them.  

LOL   > Sorry, don't hate me cos you aint me (Naija born and bred   , well mixed with the many tribes. Yoruba included   ) Sorry too that you can never be one, unless by association though I can bet my bottom naira no respectable Naija man will touch you with a 100-foot pole!!



Look back, think well, mumu jamo: this all started bc of YOU. I get bored easily, I don't start fights. But I give as good as I get. You and only you put fire to this and now, just enjoy it. Now open wide, hoe   (pisses on her football-field forehead)   .

Orton1_0:
@post.
FORMAT YOUR LIL' HEART AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
my opinion.lol

BUUUWWWWHHHHHAAAAHHAAAHHHHAHAHH. Gosh, you guys are just cracking me UP   !!

190:
[color=deeppink]mz dark

my clear message to her (raggy doff)  is simple

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJnKm6ftPu0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB" type=[/flash]



she can keep whinning like a Grunted PIG, please ignore her, she aint worth it
and please answer mygoldie, I dont understand why she's xpecting you to get hurt
but please surprise  and shame her!!   [/color]

As for you, you're not man enough for me to take on - it'd be like fighting with a girl   !!! I remember when I joined you used to be Mr Omolola. Now you've shifted base to this mumu jamo. I pity the FOOL (YOU). You need to watch your own vids, dumb azz!!

MzD@rkSkin:
<<<screw face mode. . .yes I am a street gal @ heart, and if we were face to face my fists with polka dot you good and proper from the day you decided to poke fun @ my deceased father. keep talking hoe.

190, who followed who? who cyber stalks who? btch dont get any attention by her own ppl and gets mad @ me. you notice when ppl are doing fine and im good she comes flying in, with her spider webbed hole. I am not worried about her as I dont even think about her to be honest, she can't get enough of me. btch actually saves my pictures on her computer. Dike a$s. I dont know why the moderators dont put her gay backside in check. Seun will hear from me if she dont back the fck back! I try hard to abide by the rules especially when[b] Jaybee asks me too but she and two others[/b] keep trying me so what do you expect? I will not reply for your sake 190 but somebody better get her. This is a public forum she is a Naija embarrassment and it kills her bottom line.

@Mygoldie, no mam lol not at the moment.  

Rant Rant Rant!! Cry cry cry!! Did you just mention Seun? Or Jaybee? If you think they have nothing better to do than to wipe your leaking azz, then cry yourself to sleep kunt-face!!! You've given as good as you've got (yeah right) from the start so why go crying to the mods now?? You should have done that FIRST THING but you were content to talk about pple's mommas and now you're blabbing about your own folks. HYPOCRITE!!! You no go ever do well. Me and two others?? At least it's not just me   . I'm sure there's a I HATE MZDARKSKIN club out here on NL somewhere   . Sign me up   !!!

cold:
Most of these veggies are produced in the north-middlebelt if you like & Plateau state to be precise.With the protracted crises in that state it's been difficult moving these stuff down south thus the scarcity and spiralling prices

My dad said the same thing (about the Northern thingy). You need to shift to Shoprite to get decent food stuff nowadays . Na wa o, soon everybody will have to get rich in Naija or starve!!

190:
[color=deeppink]Keep them coming and please take what ever advise thats rendered in these video's

enjoy!!!  [/color]


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdbE9dtFnQ?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB" type=[/flash]

Get lost, woman wrapper. Like I would watch any juvenile, imbecilic video you'd upload. How old are you mentally? Eight??

Mygoldie:
Is it just me cos i don't seem to grab what this post is all about.
Mzdark, is your fragile heart broken?

BwahhhaAAAAHHAAAAA   !!!

MzD@rkSkin:
^^cyber seeker of naija men? hmmmm. used? hmmm. donkey/mongrel mixed breed, come up with some new poo cobby punny hope off my clit and go make that paper on the street of london, dike.

Spoken like the true street-gal you are . As for 190, I pity the fool (you) for not advising your mumu cyber gf to also piss off from moi. Do you ever ask yourself, maybe she started this crap? She went to a thread of mine to drop one skanky-azz comment, so here I am. You're a dumb azz, just pizz off I'm beginning to hate your whiny guts too .

Gosh, true story! Went home for Christmas, tried to buy veg at the neighborhood market-----my gosh!! The onions were small dusty bulbs going for 100s of naira. The carrots were shrivelled and blackish----I almost regretted not bringing some over!! Had to go very very far for some decent veg for my Xmas coleslaw ! Naija don change oh, it wasn't this bad the last time I was home! Where are all the farmers at?? Abuja runs?? LOL.

MzD@rkSkin:
Ok you are 3 days late and followed me to inform me that you read that garbage and you think I am even going to see you as 1/8th classy? riight. You stalk another female on the internet, so if i were "chasing men online" which i most def. do not have to do, please believe it, atleast I am not a cyber dike who stares at other females picks with two dildos one in my mouth and other in my cobwebbed hole. FYI me and that IT were never friends so get your facts str8. 190 or not, it aint none of your concern jobless Naija [b]cu[/b]nt. Don't start none, it won't be none. Cyber dike.

Tut-tut. The gutter-effect has shown up again. And I actually thot your association with a Naija (man 190 ) would have "refined" you. As far as I can tell, any guy that will date you will be on the same low level and thus, will give you cause to be coming here to complain . If my hole has cobwebs, then yours must have a bucket for fetching water out of that well you call a HOLE . Used kunt. Cyber seeker (of Naija men) .

honeric01:
^^^^

ANPP is just like any other Nigerian party, it's not just Hausa, it has different tribes.

Playing Hausa music is not what matters, what matters is "Are there other ethnic groups other than Hausas as members?"

This very salient point will get me laughing to sleep tonight .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^Nice input. When you FINALLY get a man, then you can say something worth while. Otherwise keep playing with your cobweb collector  


LMFAO@ 190.   Errrm yes sir? [/color]

Spoken from a lass(?) who prowls the internet for admirers?? Lol, you WISH you had a decent man. I'm sure he played you with one of your friends . If I were your bf, I'd play you too   . With your sister and cousin, too . Don't hate me cos you aint me, OK . After all it aint me coming to wash her dirty linen in public . Man indeed. Who died and left you one?? (and pls don't mention 190 here ).

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Is Obasanjo laughing at you? [/color]

LOL. But pls, that guy is just plain annoying!! The laugh just adds insult to injury!

naijarific:
lol roestta stone pidgin smh

Heehhheeh, funneeee . Rosetta stone indeed .