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Wow!!! At last she has silently consented to my findings !! I knew I was right all along .


No need to retort OK, MzDarkSkank . Your golden silence has said it all. But for the sake of clarity let me re-state my post. . . .

ragdollz:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


STILL DELUDED!!!!!


Your daily profile updates   are glaring with the proof that you're impoverished; remember how you painted on those fake glasses?? Now you know why I save your photos, to show you up as[b] a LIAR, A FAKE, AND A DREAMER[/b]!!! I bet you earn peanuts, wear cheap rags, and live in a slum!!! And you look like a church rat, too. Your face smells of low-class breeding right from your satellite head to your skanky - hoe white boots   . Blame it on yo' momma, LOSER, for not getting rid of you like she AIMED to do (as you once told us   ) (pukes on MZDarkSkunk's football forehead   )!!!!!

I dare you, Forehead Fountain , to deny all of the above. And I DOUBLE dare you to prove it! I give you one hour . More pics please. Yesterday's update has expired .



Lame LOSER!!!!!!!

10 9 8 7 6 5. . . . . .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]*yawns and rubs eyes*
Redundant and a clown. Makes Mr.Cork look like he ain't even trying. You have to be 13 or so. I feel so bad for
your parents, you've exposed the fact that they did a bad job. You've seen my home?. . . not even a full room rat.
lol. And I am lame? If you saw my crib (inside and out) you would have seen that silver sun-roofed badboy posted right in front. 
Ppl who know me know what I drive and my income. You don't so type, stare, and wonder. Jealousy is a nasty trait.
You just keep freezing your in UK but in the ghetto backside over there in the cold, and I'll enjoy my life here in the States,
where my mom didn't need a lottery to live. Nigeria, producing something like this? Boy, Naija folks I pity you  .[/color]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


STILL DELUDED!!!!!


Your daily profile updates   are glaring with the proof that you're impoverished; remember how you painted on those fake glasses?? Now you know why I save your photos, to show you up as a LIAR, A FAKE, AND A DREAMER!!! I bet you earn peanuts, wear cheap rags, and live in a slum!!! And you look like a church rat, too. Your face smells of low-class breeding right from your satellite head to your skanky - hoe white boots   . Blame it on yo' momma, LOSER, for not getting rid of you like she AIMED to do (as you once told us   ) (pukes on MZDarkSkunk's football forehead   )!!!!!

moremi2008:
Beautiful wedding and couple but something is a little off in terms of opulence especially for the only son of a man that rich , it seems like a regular N15-25mm Lekki/VI/Ikoyi wedding (the fact that they held the engagement and wedding on the same day doesn't help). Is Harry running for political office? That would explain the tight budget.

^^^^In life there is opulence, and there is class. The couple are matured and have shown simplicity and style. Little bits of lavishness here and there ( the stretch Hummer, for example) are just a tip of what they could have done but refused to do in favour of decency!!! The ring don enter hand abeg, who cares about "tight budget! LOL   .

Mrs.Chima:
Okay.  If it make you feel better that you THINK you broke my heart.  I will take one for the team.  

Yeah, the team of LOSERS!!! Say hiya to the team captain ok (MZL@meSkunk)!!!! LRLLL!!!

seedord247:
self Centered, ( you know what I mean)  But  i remember my MUM always tel me that when a woman finish her menstrual Period she always in need of $ex like breakfast.

HAHHHHAAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb] Chima don't talk to Orton     I caught him telling Raggedy arse, "show no love to haters" or something like that.[/color]

JUVENILE low-life!!!!! This is the root of your problem!! Low self-esteem, lack of common sense, and desperation!!!! May you always be so . AMEN!!!!!!

Mrs.Chima:
It took you an hour to composed this taggy? If anyone ask tell them your keyboard was sticky.

Thank you for proven my point. I knew I can always count on dummies.

LOL, is that all you can say^^^^?? LRL!!! Aaaw, broke your heart, didn't I?? So you've been panting and salivating for my reply, huh?? Wish I could put my life on hold to dedicate time to your back n forths, but there's more to this world than MZChima's LAME EXISTENCE !!!!

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Fullhead and figure sweetheart .

No no baby girl, where I shop you cannot afford it. I work hard for every dime I get so I stay up believe it. I am an ASSISTANT MANAGER @ A popular store and at age 22, am pushing an Acura as my first car  . Even if I shop at a cheap department store or at a name brand outlet, you can't hold my weight so find something else to focus on such as getting and maintaining a life sister. I not gonna advertise my wardrobe to the world as I am not jobless like yourself. I show and let you know what I want you to see/know. [/color]

Mrs.Chima:
What benefits would I get lying to Nairaland?  Would there be any rewards?  Please let me know so I can reap them.  I love freebies!     Well, it clear that you are jealous of the title MRS. and one day you will soon covet that title as well.  Happy Hunting!  

HHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHHaaaaaaaa. . . .(spluttering   )

Gosh, MZChima, never put your name and "jealous" in the same sentence   . What do you or your side-hoe MZForehead have to be jealous of?? I bet you're just a live-in lover with your baby daddy, coming here to bore us with your "my hubby this n that" like anyone gives a flying finger-fukk. I VOMIT ON THAT YOUR "MRS" TITLE OK?? LAMA   (tell your hubby to translate   )

As for the Fountain of Foreheads aka MZL@meScum, stop trying to paint a perfect picture of your PATHETIC life. I have seen your home, I have seen your clothes, and I have seen YOU!! And NO WAY you are what you claim to be, cos PICS DON'T LIE, you Lame LOSER!!!! If you like say your fada owns the shop, all that one na BULLSHOIT!!!! Acura ko, Range Rover ni   . Lame lame lame ASSt Mgr who dresses like someone who shops at the charity stores   !! May Heaven forgive you for your DELUSIONS AND LIES!!! Kai!!!!


LMHO!!!!!!







STILL LMHO!!!!!!

Hey so-called Mrs, if you are married at all as u claim, and if you are married to a Naija man (as u also claim) then FUKK IT IF I SAY ONE NAIJA MAN IS AN APE NO MEAN SAY ALL NA APE! . U were sooo lucky to pick the only APE of Nigerian descent, so lie on the bed u laid, FAKE MRS!!!!


And as for that FULLHEAD, aka MZL@MESKUNK, u know I know you're a TROLL . How was ur shift at the 99c Store?? . Shoplifting Globe-Head . Ugh, such a Goat-face; u'll only scare away decent customers!!! LOL

Don't deceive yourself, "Mrs" Chima: unlike some people generalisation is not my thing. Your "hubby" is on his own, a unique case in the entity of Naija MEn. So pls carry your cross and stop covering up with ur snide "My People". My Azz!!!

DAKORE!

DAKORE!!

DAKORE!!!!


How many times did I call you?? Babes, for a "Nollywood" actor, you have achieved a great trophy , not only in settling down, but in hooking such a hunk (good name, rich, handsome, nice ) In fact, I doff my gele to you .

adolfe bad:
^
My dear
did you feel highly INCOMPETENT for saying that?


In all our experiences both men and women could get bored of relationships. . .
We all something from our partners and we expect it to last. . .

SHE IS PERPETUALLY INCOMPETENT; SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELF IT'S IN HER GENES!!!! BLA BLA BLA JUST TO BE HEARD, BUT NOTHING WORTH KEEPING COMES OUT. LOW-LIFE DRYO OF A JAMO.

Mrs.Chima:
Mz Dark!

Well, sis I will see you in the AM. My husband woke up and I am outtie! You be good you hear and don't let that trash get you riled up. Just ignore him or her and answer other threads of importance. You have noticed that the trick stopped talking to me when I ignored him or her? That how you handle trash.

Good Night!

I STOPPED TALKING TO YOU BC I HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO . NOW I'M BACK. AND IF YOU IGNORE ME I'LL GLADLY IGNORE YOU - BUT REFER TO ME IN A NEGATIVE TONE AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!!

NOW GO OFF WITH THAT YOUR "HUBBY" AKA PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT OF A HUSBAND. I'M SURE HE'S AN APE AND THAT'S WHY HE'S STUCK WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!!!

Shy-One:
Hi Mrs. Chima

I too have missed you and your threads - I do enjoy reading your comments. You know I was just catching up on reading the last 2 pages of this thread - wooowwww

what is wrong with that writer attacking Mz. Dark and soo many "yesteryear" racist slurs at her - "bow to her master" lrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl - I thought a "little bit of education" - "living in 2011" - "waking up and smelling the coffee" - deleted that "poverty level" thought process

I see I am wrong - lrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl

"Lord forgive them for they know not what they do"

May you be punished for bringing the Lord's Name in vain!!! Who asked you to butt in?? You see cusses flying left and right but decide it's your "friend" you should defend, just because!!! Madam Significance, let me tell you who you really are: THE MOTHER OF ALL INSIGNIFICANTS!!!! SLY ONE IS YOUR NAME AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. DUMB ASS INTERFERING SLAG!!

Shy-One:
@ Mz. Chima:

Yes - I completely agree with you.  But my guy doesn't want me in this section anymore - AT ALL - so you will see much less of me.  But I still every now and then enjoy reading and saying hello.

@ Mz. Dark:

Thank you very much.  The insults thrown at you were venomously reptilian in nature and the level of attack was unnecessary and time wasting - if it isn't fruitful financially, inspiring spiritually, uplifting academically, correcting in nature - why put forth the effort or energy?  I just don't get it.

One thing I do know - is that if you "weren't all that and a bag of chips" - she wouldn't be wasting her time attacking you.  You know if someone isn't worth my effort - I DON'T EXPEND.  It's that simple.  Who stops on the side of the road to pick up insignificant others?  NO ONE.   You stop to speak to those that are significant.  So the next time you change your profile picture - girl throw ya head back - grin real wide for the camera and wink at the same time.  

Everything she says to you in her insults proves that she is doing the exact opposite of what she said or she wouldn't even speak to you.  She sounds insecure like she can't wait for someone of your quality to "bow down to her."  That's how she sounds.  Someone is "slaving her" - so she wants to "slave you."  Remember that,   Every time I run into someone who is screaming or nasty or really negative - I don't have to look far to find a bunch of mess in their video.  They treat others as they are being treated.  I PROMISE YOU THAT.  Everything she wants you to do - someone at home is doing to her.  So continue to overlook her.

Hey psychologist - oops, Psycho -  your head will never be correct for that goatish analysis  . You have EXPENDED far more than is needful so you can stuff your own conclusions!!! Fu[b]ckta[/b]rd, your Jamo skank has been as foul and even fouler to me and others from day one, but you only see what you want to see bc of your brainless short-sightedness. I PUKE ON YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS Arrow and keep on encouraging the clueless Jamo to be embarrassing herself with photos . Every pic exposes just another facet of her lame life which is glaring for all to see. If she wasn't so bothered, well, she should NEVER have changed her pic from the first one I ever clocked eyes on and yabbed.

Sly One or what ever you call yourself: anyone who falls blindly into a fight to support a "friend", is a big fat GOAT and should be flogged with a nine-headed whip!!!! SWINE!!!

ikamefa:


how can u tell from that pix? that bang could be as a result of erhmmmmm! too much heat?

Too much heat?? NEVER!!! Too much heat can never make a good weave look like that . Some chicks are weave officionados, and we know when a lady decides to "manage" a cheaper weave to fix the fringe - maybe because they don't want to cut their precious 40-inch Spanish weave .

Mrs.Chima:
Mz. Dark,

I am not interested in trash and thank you for the head up by the way.


What that song by 2PAC? Everywhere I go I see the same hoes haters!

LOL, funky old school mama , keep listening to your crackling Tupac tapes ok. And keep feeding us with your cringey tales of your snoring and farting hubby. Fake e-diot.

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Awe. Lol poor him, I know the feeling girl, get home from work and pass out! I am JUST now wrapping my hair and I been home since SIX! lol I had to cook, str8'n up and bit and then finish the weekend laundry. Busy day but a beautiful one nonetheless, . .from last night eh? I heard that! LOL  

MSchima = MischIEVIOUS! lol.

btw dont pay that pigeon any mind, like they say pigeons are the rats of the bird family, she hunting for scraps of attention right now. Ignore the loveless child. That's why parents need to shower their kids with love so they don't turn out to be fiends of any and every kind. [/color]

Thank God you know say I get parents: married ones, good ones, not the single-mama crack-head-sleeping-around-America momma you had that abandoned you to slave your way through life . You sought my attention remember, so the joke is on you. Goat-lips

Mrs.Chima:
SMH@Sis still wasting her time with that trash.

Come to the light sis. How was your day suga?

Thunder break your head for that comment!! E no go better for that your finger you used to type am!! Fake azz Kunt spamming the forum with tales of her hubby and marriage. Like who freaking gives a S[b]HI[/b]T!!! Na you first be Mrs for NL, or the world? You dey craze!!!!

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]@Chima, red font = red eye, in Jamaica that means envy, that's all she see's when I am around. I have nothing more to say to her. Let her show her backside on the internet.

*the light lol. . .

girl my day was WONDERFUL!!!!! Spent some time with the kid sis then went to work today and was cracking on customers (& their bad backside kids) LOL how has your day been sis? [/color]

Show my backside like you show your FOOLHEAD (oops forehead) on the internet  ??

Lol, now i REALLY pity you. So you're just a lowly shop girl earning minimum wage  . That explains the rags and cheap weave and frames. Sorry eh, maybe one day the nice ol' PI[b]MP[/b] your momma used to work for will breeze into your life and upgrade you  .

MzD@rkSkin:
feeling is mutual, i shall inform your mother you are still r3tarded when she greets me. Good morning/night.

LOL, like I informed your crack-head mother how she should have strangled you with your umblical cord, hey, MzSkunk?? Pls remember to polish that satellite dish forehead b4 you leave home to your shop, ok? 99c shop sales girl   .

MzD@rkSkin:
Read the rest, learn something and have a good night, cobby. 

Hope you wake up in Jamo hell, ok Arrow  .

MzD@rkSkin:
Read the rest, learn something and have a good night. . .OH IM SORRY (5.am there) MORNING FOR YOUR JOBLESS SEF, Cobby. 

SIGH. This immature bazztard child keeps modifying her skank posts . Soooo tiring. OK, go along to your "shop" job, ok, dryo, where you can't earn a decent living to pay for some nice clothes, decent accomodation and a freaking LIFE . Like I said, maybe you should just die. Like, kill yourself . I would help but that would be murder (but knowing you, the life sentence might be worth it )

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]more self embarrassment and displayed desperation. Lemme quote it. . .

[/color]

Quote it and memorize it, ok, . You know you wanna be me . I promise you tho, that every time you try to improve yourself, (due to my yabs ) you only look worse. That is DESPERATION AND SELF EMBARRASSMENT, Mz UglySkin extraordinaire . You change profile pics every other day, you try to dress up but only look like a fashion-deprived Arrow all the time, and you keep talking back to your master (Me). When will you learn? Aiish, I wish you'd just drop dead. Literally .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^ok you are a true dunce, everyone has seen my post about caribplanet and yardflex, Naija mongrel flea. Now that you have embarrassed yourself two days in a row, my mission is accomplished. Now take your blood pressure pills, dike before you pass out. Nothing further. [/color]

Nothing further? Don't be a dung pile, oK, mzL@meScum. You know i'm right and you have low self esteem. Any hint of a reference to your sorry azz even without mentioning your name, and you take offence. That smacks of insecurity to me. I'd just press the ignore button if I were you. But I can NEVER be you (thank goodness)

So you spent the whole day shopping for new frames and did a side fringe. Hmm, I'm happy you listened to my advice. You're no less a skank and a featherbrain, but there's nothing we can do about THAT. Now kneel down and thank me for my beauty tips (tho sorry to say, they didn't help you. You still STINK!!!) LOL>

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb] ^^use common sense, nobody on here is lacking this but you. Grow up and look for your "Kwame", I'm not feeling you @ this time. Go back to giving advice, you sat up for nearly an hour waiting for my reply while pretending on another thread. Child, come off of my name, I'm too nice  [/color]

For one thing, you replied my post, not the other way round, Fountain of Foreheads  . I will of course be readily close by to give an answer to what ever hogwash you vomit up from your troll mouth. Trashgirl, why didn't you just ignore my first post? But your deep insecurity and lack of self esteem made it imperative for you to reply just bc I mentioned jamaicaland. Bit[b]tc[/b]h, you stink. Go and f[b]uck[/b]ing die. Goat face .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Good for you, you can stay on NL and be closed minded, ppl  like you are not needed or desired elsewhere  . Ghanian men are nice indeed I agree.
*in my Bama Three Six Mafia voice  * "Let's start a MF riot in this hoe!" LOL. sharrap Chima, you are such a lovely bad influence!    [/color]

Now now now, why do you always feel like my posts are directed PERSONALLY to you?? MzFFF, learn to not flatter yourself. But the truth is, for a "foreigner" to be as attached as you are to this forum (where I promise you, you are neither needed or desired), then we (Naijarians ) should be proud. There can be NO Jamaican forum that will make me join not to talk of have two usernames or spend 25 hours a day posting on it as you do. No offence to other Jamos or foreigners out there.

Ileke-IdI:
^^^IWO OBIRIN YII TUNTI(or titun, not sure) DE. Oo ni pa mi pelu erin sha

Yes o, all of the above . I don come again, which one you dey . Any man wey put me for house and thinks he will control me from my breathing to my goals and dreams, hmmmn, God will not even let me "find" such a husband .

queensmith:
no1 forget about your age- I know everyone will try to write you off and give an expiry date, thats the mentality most have unfortunately. Just take it that its ignorance and ignore. You should know that some only like to knit-pik the 'wrong' in others.Most wont even notice anything good youve done with yourself but rather just lament over the fact your not married!
no2 I think you need to let parents, friends and relatives understand that your happiness is most important to you. And you wont get married just to comfort them. Being married for the sake of it isnt as great as it seems.
no3 take your mind off the matter, if you dont you may seem desperate and attract the sort you dont want to.
no3 ENJOY your single life!! I cant even stress how important it is! I dont understand why a woman will feel her happiness is predicated on the presence of a man! You should travel around, embrace your friendships, get to know yourself, read loads, fulfil your fantasies, singlehood is freedom! you have nothing to worry about, you dont have to compromise, you dont have to worry, your not restricted.

'discovering yourself' may seem horridly cliché-ish, but alot of women have only ever been in relationships, can tell you everything you need to know about their partners, but nothing about themselves. If anything to me thats a wasted life, basically lived for another. Most women end up like this when they go into relationships, giving up on dreams, severing careers and compromising their happiness. You should enjoy the freedom you have with yourself while it lasts, cos a marriage will end it.

Very well said, esp about enjoying your freedom!! I know pple might wonder how she can "enjoy" being single at that age, but you make sense. Also, I'd hate to be in a r/ship where I can't say I lived my own life! I'm not encouraging over-independence but girls should learn to find personal worth and not seek it in from a man/husband.

That said it must feel really cool to be married and when I'm ready, I'll give my best but as for that freedom, I MUST ALWAYS HAVE IT, RING OR NO RING !!!!

Wow, for real??