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Firearm:
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I instruct you to leave my thread now

@ Romen Delta!

What is happening?
Is your "oga" sleeping now?

When is the "pick and drop" due for change?
Are we changing channels?

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LOL
The pick n drop has been dropped tey-tey!! Now rocking some tiny ghana-weave braids. Tell tjskii to contact me for my hairdresser, she's very good

190:
[color=deeppink]ragdollz confirm if you are still with this

fire man or not, make i use water quench am~

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LOL, well I guess he's OPP (other person's property) But my loyalties still lie somewhat with the OP. You know what to do if you are really in earnest . Open a thread to plead your case .

This gay issue in public places is even causing headache in the US army, with pple forced to hide their true preferences or be kicked out of the army with it's don't ask, don't tell policy. So if in the western world, the gays have issues, why don't we give them issues over here? They should sit down jare.

MRbrownJAY:
bro,thats where you and I completely disagree. . . . . .
A) i have all the rights to tell my mind to a woman, whether she likes it or not is another matter. NEWS FLASH 1: some women(and men)are only good for se.xual purposes. as an honest person i will NEVER pretend to like someone or even care for someone if the only reason i am after her is for some "physical" relief. WE (not only I) will have a good time.

B) just because MOST women want to be treated like queens, doesnt mean that there aint SOME out there that like to be treated like se.x object. expecting ME to treat them ALL like queens is prepostorous!
NEWS FLASH 2: what do you think all these gals with sugar daddies are?! duh! S E X  O B J E C T S. . . . . . . . .  if YOU (and these gals) want to fool yourselves into believing that they are anything different then fair enough but dont try to push YOUR weakness unto us all.

C)[/b]this is the name of the game, that you like it or not! some gals will date you simply for your money/status/power. so as hard as it may be for you to understand that some HAVE to be treated like se.x objects (their function being SOLELY se.xual), is the same way some men are treated like CASH MACHINE (their purpose being solely to DISPENSE CASH).
[b]NEWS FLASH 3: if ashis are the only ones you can turn to when in need of mindless, unattached booty acrobatics then i can safely say that i do feel sorry for you.

ps: who cares what SOME women want, its all about putting all your cards on the table so that nobody waste their time. if (good) dikc is only what i am willing to offer, then i have ALL the rights to stand by that, lol!

Lol, your argument holds no merit, no substance, and no point. Just speak for yourself: you have no real respect/value for women, and you think that they are made solely of Womanliness bc that's the only thing you see when you look at them. Sorry to disillusion you, but EVERY woman, even hoes, have minds, souls, hearts. yes, there are gold diggers out there, but they're the exception. As for your thinking that I believe hoes are mindless booty bla bla then you are wrong. All I meant was that they know the name of the game. So why not just go for them instead of an innocent girl on the street who may/may not share your twisted views of womanhood .

2kurupt:
^^^^WHY? Wuld u hv prefered if a guy coms up 2 u like a prince in shining armour & sweeps u off your feet wit his swit lines, fat purse and swag. And then finally breaks your heart by walking away after hvin unrestricted access to d nyansh!

Some of u ladies need to realise dat despite your being pretty, sexy & all not all guys dat com around wants u 4 keeps but strickly to hv a taste of wats under d hood. No offence so don't get me wrong, but dats d way it is.

@All. Hv u guys ever heard d term ''friends with benefit'' I hv had a relationship or two where it is agreed from d onset dat its gonna b all about d coochie, so we don't fool ourselves finkin its for love or gonna last

Lol @ the term "friends with benefits". Thank goodness you used the word "friend", ie, that you guys have come to know eachother, and realise it will suit your interests to just be sexuaal partners, nothing more. But would you ask a stranger on the street to give you these "benefits"?? Of course not, at least, not without some minimum effort on your part. For the lucky ones who have been able to convince complete strangers to jump into bed with them in the name of "honesty", kudos to you. I still think it's lame tho'.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^

abeg when we fit stat our own

jigi jigi for bed,

over, [/color]

When, you ask?? Hmmn (actually contemplating this probability ) Ummm, when you eventually grow that "thing" men use to do jigi jigi for bed. See your potato head!!!!!




OVER to you .

anusule:
stop thinking,

who deserves it more? answer is MATT CARDLE

If in fact you're talking about "deserving it", then it should go to One Direction. A group "deserves" to win this year esp one as charismatic and talented as One Direction. There's something missing about Matt Cardle: he can sing but can he sell records? Naaah.

Firearm:
Hey babe!

If your comm is down
I suggest we switch to the other network
You have the email address

Tjskii and Firearm are getting well prepared for the wedding
I have ordered 7 herds of cows from Bauchi

I understand they are on their way down south

OVER

IN THAT CASE, WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO DISCUSS .





OVER.


AND I MEAN OVER!!!!!

HUh?? Firearm you were saying?? Can't really hear you anymore
I guess the communication link has been compromised

I suggest we severe all transmission lines till further notice!!!!!







By the way, how was the wedding ??


Over!!

Huh! Brad's just sending out a signal: she's MINE. but come oh, these two just dey old dey go. Five years from now, hmmm. . . .

Firearm:
^^^^


@OP
Romeo Delta! Romeo Delta!

Radio communication is about to be terminated
The owner of the airwaves is back and about to take charge
If permission is given for further comms, I'll brief u.

Otherwise: Stand-by for further instructions


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CAN U IMAGINE . And I even almost--------

Stand by abi? Wait, I will show you "stand by" (runs to kitchen to find the pestle firearm bought for pounding)

Wait for me, I'm coming !!!


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and


OUTTTTT!!!!!

MRbrownJAY:
@ragdollz
i completly disagree with you. just because a man doesnt want to have anything more than sex with a lady doesnt mean he either wants to A) do it with an used, abused and emotionless totos B) have se.x with someone who fukcs for a living or C) lower himself and having to pay for it.

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being fully honest and sincere and, if YOU have to dance and juggle to get yours then fair enough but dont spit on the ones who have different techniques and who dont like wasting their times, lives and money on BS.
i am sorry to say but (IMHO) the disgrace is the man that goes around pretending to be someone for weeks if not month JUST FOR A PIECE OF COOCHIE that he may or may NOT get. why waste the time and energy? are you soafraid of rejection that you cant even be yourself? if thats the only reason you would approach the girl  then why lie?! is your game that weak?!
rule number ONE of the game, not all women are date/wifey material. some are just good for se.x and shouldnt be treated otherwise! just like some mugus are just good for recharge cards!

i will always respect an honest person whether what they say is pleasant or not to me, ALWAYS!!!!

btw: why pretend to like someone you dont even know?! the only ONE thing you know is that she is damn sexxy and fuckable, and you want her, so why not tell her straight up and go on your merry way (if she turns you down) rather than sing and dance like a circus act?! whats there to like(apart from her body) about someone you just met on the street that you dont even bloody know?!
not even 24hrs is ok to wait, tell her RIGHT THERE, bring your best game out, et voila!

@poster
if i was the guy in question i wouldnt have been so quick to say that i had a gf, as it is a mood killer and irrelevant in that instance but i would have told you that i was not in search of any kind of relation other than a physical one, as the sight of your sexxy body brought sensation to my body that i have never felt before. i will continue to say that:"pls dont take my words as a sign of disrespect but i am dying to get to know you in an intimate manner and run my lips all over that wonderful body of yours. here is my number and, although i dont expect it to be now, i will be yours whenever you are ready"

if she turns me down, i will still be a happy man because i would have said my mind, if she is flattered and ok with it GBAM!!!!

too many men are afraid of women, thinking that rejection is the end of the world and thats why the fantastic gals pass them by!
PS:i did not say that cheating on your spouse was right, lol!!!!!!

Lol you are free to disagree, no problem. But you are NOT free to treat women as [b]SE[/b]X OBJECTS just bc they are, to put it your way, "fkucable". It is according to your own discretion to know who and what turns you on, but excuse the woman for not being flattered that you want to "nyash" her (excuse the french, learnt it from one Mr Cork). Women have a right to prefer to be treated like human beings and not as objects of your s[b]exu[/b]al gratification. So if you don't want to "waste time, effort etc" on the "coochie" which u are not even sure of getting, then my friend, you know where to go . I hear some of those peddlars are even quite classy and cool, so no need to look down on them ok . Half bread they say is better than. . . .fill in the blanks .

Like I said before, anything that is wrong is wrong completely, there is no grey area about it. Gayism is not a crime but it is unnatural and shameful that is why 99% of those that practice are ashamed to open up as to their preferences. Anyway no one is saying gays should be killed: we all know they have basic human rights, but please they should not overstep too much into things that are important to others like spiritual stuff. Gay clergymen already exist, we know, but for now we are not ready in Nigeria for a gay "church". They can meet and pray somewhere if that is what they wish to do but no need to label it a church or anything like it.

Nairaland the most visited?? That goes without saying!! To be no. 7 globally is even more of an achievement than being number one or two in Nigeria. By the way, nothing wrong with the original layout/theme of the website. Would you ask facebook to change their same-same blueish theme? Some just like to criticise unduly.

Eh heennn??! I can see your aim now . So when the wahala busts you will run off with your tjski and leave me to pick
Up the pieces abi? No can do . A bird in hand is worth a Fire arm in the bush .

People keep talking about good wife, real wife, bla bla bla. What about good men, real men? Any man that will pile up clothes for a woman to wash and quench should check himself. Everything should be done in moderation esp using your wife for washing robot . Nothing is "fake" about saying your husband shouldn't expect you to do ALL the washing. Haba, the giant bedsheets and duvets nko, na hand she go use wash am?? Like I said, for the little things like shirts, hankies, boxers etc, all well and good. But there should be a limit abegi.

kokoye:
Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos  

Oops, now I totally get you . Sorry to say but guys who speak like you have really been used/hurt by girls, not once, not twice, not even thrice . Anyway I hope one day your heart will mend and you can love again .

kokoye:
^^^

there you go again. End of story

The existence of love-peddlers has been justified  

Don't know what point you're trying to make off my posts, but my own issue is that a man who thinks just about sex when he sees a woman for the first time should know where to go!! Anyway I'm sure there are girls out there who meet a guy and see nothing else to use him for than for sex then dump him. Titt for tat I'll say.

What kind of man just wants "straight up" sex with a girl?? That means he has no self control!!! I repeat, a man who can approach a woman for sex on the first day is a disgrace!! Is there nothing likeable about her apart from her body, that will make you want to at least know her for even 24 hrs first b4 you throw her inot bed?? No seriously some men don't know what prostitudes are for! Go to a hoe house if you want "straight up" "honest" sex, no strings attached. A normal woman on the street will NEVER be happy if a guy just comes up to her and says "I just want to sleep with you for sleeping sake". She be dog??

Lol such a guy is a disgrace!! How can a girl be so attractive that on the first day, I mean in the first minute, you say you want to sleep with her. Even the most randy goat will at least pretend to like a girl, take her out on at least one date before jumping the question of sex. Some wise ones even spend weeks, money and effort to get a girl to like them first then get her into bed, it's just called sense and dedication. Any fuul so desperate to tell a girl that he wants to have her in bed on the first day is a big fat ode!!!

Firearm:
hehehehe

Romeo Delta! Romeo Delta!
Drop me a one line mail on seaching4ejura@yahoo.com [note there is no "r" in the seaching]
You dont need to fear about any extra-curricula activity

You are perfectly safe with me
And I promise you I will not cross any boundary

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Em, em, em. . .akksuallly!! (actually), my email is monitored closely and jealously by my "oga". Honest truth. So short of opening another email just for you, I suggest we keep this on the forum! Lol, seriously tho, no can do .