₦airaland Forum

VeryWickedMan:
Fucking way above their age limit. By 25 they've had more sex than both their parents combined.

By 27 they have saggy boobs and balls with borehole pussies and pricks that viagra can't raise anymore.

By 35 they are completely finished.



I predict heart attacks for 20 year olds very soon.

ETHICALLYrlght:
If I were in your shoes, after her confession, I'd hold her tight, caress her body and kiss guilt out of her mind.

I'd cuddle her and if she wants more I'll give her the appropriate dosage for sexual healing.

You're not romantic, that's the problem.

When was the last time you went to the Cinema with your wife?

When was the last time you sent her a voice noice at work telling her, "sweetie, I wanna sniff your panties right now, pull it down gently with my teeth and worship your body which is the reason I still live".

Do you remember that period when your relationship was younger? When you couldn't stay a day without calling her for minutes if she wasn't with you? When you'd go for dates and tell her you'd buy London for her? When you made her forget there was any man in her life before you and so she accepted to be your woman forever?

Go back to those days. If possible, get her a wedding gown and yourself a suit and remake your vows in your living room. If you have kids let them be part of it. Promise to love her forever and ever and let her be your best friend who will tell you everything including when she uses the toilet.

If you went to the world's best marriage counselor who had saved first year marriages that could have crashed to reach 4 decades of joy and happiness, their recommendation wouldn't be different from mine.

If you follow my advice and it doesn't produce positive results, mention me and I'll deactivate my account.

ObaKlaz:
She just left rap like that and started sexualizing herself like just any other Instagram bimbo.
I still rate her my best Nigerian female rapper, Blaise can take number two spot.

A very happy birthday, Eva Alordiah!!!

BruncleZuma:


Your one and OnlyFans abi?

[img]https://i./PJvh.gif[/img]

Kennyking1234:
Python during my ss2 days. Still learning though.



..if you want to learn programming, I have resources to give for free. Quote me.

chival:
Boys in the hood
Bad boys
Enter the dragon
The good, the bad and the ugly
I spit on your grave
Live and let die and in fact every Roger Moore and Sean Connery 007 movie
Mannitow
Nightmare on Elm Street
Evil Dead
The Exorcist
Omen
The Ghost and the darkness
Roots(not a movie though)
Mary Poppins
Chiti Bang Bang
Home alone
Daddy Daycare
The Champ
Rocky 1 to 4
Rambo 1&2
Robocop
Predator
Terminator
Commando
The Mask
Bruce Almighty
Remember the Titans
Coach Carter
Every Meg Ryan movie
Deliberate Stranger(The Ted Bundy story)
Maid in Manhattan
Basket Case
Gremlins
Like Mike
Bend it like Beckham
Blade
The Bestman
The Brothers
Catch me if you can
Lucky Number Slevin
The Runaway Bride
Indiana Jones and the temple.of doom
Every Indiana Jones movie
Lord.of the Rings
The Siege
Man on Fire
Deja vu
Antwone Fisher
John Q
Crimson Tide
Inside Job

ibkayee:
And she always sounds like she's doing it effortlessly to me

ibkayee:
Teeto and Blaise, though their body of work is almost non existent, they aren't active at all. Only ones I've fancied sha

RedBenson: Anger? Where did you see anger? what right button do you press? Dont understand you. Honestly, i only catch my fun here. Nothing serious! Dont let ur head swell you cos i said pm me.

Okija juju: Hahahahahahaaaaaa




<sub>The ways of the gods, are not the ways of man.. Everything on the surface of the earth can be controlled by Man.



Genesis 1:26

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.</sub>

Pls, Contact Me for your Weddings, Burials and other occasion.
Okija Juju Meteorological services.
Experts in Rain, Thunder & Flooding control.

H.Q Plot 21, Evil Forest Road,
Upper Iweka, Onitsha, Anambra State.

www.Okija.com/juju

Note to Clients:: POS Machine now available and accepted in all our shrines Nationwide..