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Son- Dad, what do i give my girlfriend as a gift?

Dad- How does she looks like?

Son- She's sweet, beautiful, loving, caring, exciting, gorgeous, enticing and fun to be with

Dad- Give her my number[color=#000099][/color]

mikuz bad pikin from a good mother

more beans in ur moimoi

@mikuz no vex na. U knw u r my sweetheart

nawa ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh see me see joke subsidy

Jesus wat is this?

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM
abeg this guy de disturb me here

i go head boot u. commot here now ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

chai! mad man in this thread

wey my cutlass

who be this wey de tyr rope for mouth

commot for road make i see road

hehehehehhe my head wan burst

Thank You Sir. see u Tomorrow , pls come to my house

booqee:
I don't even understand d joke

abeg go chop na hunger cause am

Chei! i don die ooo


Excuse me Sir em, em, u have to pity me

u r a dam
na remix

Sir i no get kpormo na money i get


*kneeling down with hands on my head*

This Donkey no dey let me Rest
i look like ur girlfriend

chei! Pls sir
where do i come i see sir

DONkollione:
JOKE GRADING: ATTEMPTED F !


REMARK: see me ASAP!

Good Day Sir, U ask me to see in ur office.
hope there is no problem sir, Donkey

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when
an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In
the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into
croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his
teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs
into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa."

4 years ago
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell it to America."

4 years ago

mikuz:
rakel i thought you ended all these st u pidity last year.
So you carry am enter this 2012.
slowpoke fastpoke!!

Honey m na yeye world wey dey.
wetin human beings go do.
happy new year

mikuz:
so whats the topic of discussion.

find out Mr Mikuz

i pity u. because na sand u dey chop

the only bush man

see ur head like ,

mikuz:
@excessboi,
its your friends i pity.

@topic,
is this a joke?

no na discussion

CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! Five months later, I was able to get my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now, most of the missed ca, lls I have are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please help me out.

PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention- catching perfume. When it s exactly 2 hours, you call her and tell her that you'll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door. Once she opens the door, with he sexiest smile you have got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper 'Thunder fire you

Excelboi:
Very dry joke like MIKUZ bald head. - no offence!

DEY DON SHOW U FOR TELEVISION B4?

KEVIN = Next weekend am going on vacation

SYLVIA = Ooohh that is nice,please can i come with you ?

KEVIN = No,am sorry it is very expensive,am travelling by flight

SYLVIA = Ok,but if the flight set on fire from where will you come out?

KEVIN = I don`t really know

SYLVIA = Don`t worry you will come out on television