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Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(op): 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2011

Sms

Boyfriend send SMS 2 his Girlfriend:

Please,lets this user mary me!

Response:

'Dear user, your account do not have enough credits for this option

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Jokes Etc › Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(op): 12:22pm On Nov 17, 2011

A Pastor was preaching in a Church and announces:- "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left!" All the men in the Church moved to the left, except one man, The Pastor was amused and asked: "How come your wife can't control you?" The man kindly replied by saying: "Pastor, na my wife say make I no commot for here Ooh, " lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc › Re: Avoid It by rakel05(op): 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2011

still an old stuff

bad belle

Jokes Etc › Re: Avoid It by rakel05(op): 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2011

technology wahalaNigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological
advances their representative countries have achieved in the
field of medicine.
Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born
without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And
now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer
and a gold medallist at that."
The German replied, That's nothing to what we have done back in
Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3
times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"
The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abuja, we have a baby born without a head! We
attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president

Jokes Etc › Re: Avoid It by rakel05(op): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2011

I AM SAUDI !!!
A Little Girl, A Dog, A Saudi and A
Policeman!!

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog .He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's
life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and
says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all
the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of
little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New
Yorker!"

"Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the
policeman answers. "But I am not an American!"
says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man
says: - "I am a Saudi!"
The next day the newspaper says: "Islamic
extremist kills innocent American dog". shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Avoid It by rakel05(op): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2011

COME DOWN TO MY LEVEL
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to
Abuja in Nigeria
She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the
plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the
first class cabin.
The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in
economy class because that's where the ticket allowed
her to sit but she refused.
She had paid and wanted the best seat. Then the attendant
informed the Jnr. pilot. The Jnr. pilot went and spoke with
the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to
inform the chief pilot. The chief pilot said I am married to
an illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The chief went
and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully
stood-up and went to her economy class seat. The attendant
and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell
her? The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that
first class is not going to Abuja, only economy class
is.

Jokes Etc › Avoid It by rakel05(op): 11:25am On Nov 17, 2011

A married couple having their first baby were invited
to make use of a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
labour pains to the
Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were
happy to try it.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband
felt nothing So
the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he
still felt Fine
and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to
kick it up to
50 percent. Still no reaction.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain
until the Wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they
got home, the
gardener was lying dead at the gate, from the Labour
pains.
Avoid other people's wives by all means, please

Jokes Etc › Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by rakel05(f): 4:32pm On Nov 11, 2011

NICE ONE STUDIO I JUST FART NOW. remaining 66

Jokes Etc › Re: Betta Offa by rakel05(f): 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2011

still sleeping

Jokes Etc › Re: The Secret Of Understanding Men by rakel05(f): 3:46pm On Nov 11, 2011

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Romance › Re: Online Dating and Possible Marriage. by rakel05(f): 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2011

online dating is good if you ask me but mostly not everyone you meet online you end up see each other or contacting urself as the case maybe
but actually am desperate in need of someone online who i can always call and chat wit.

Pastilo TRY YAHOO cry