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bashy_demy:stand with ur head ![]() |
bashy_demy:u dont even ur own boot ![]() |
bashy_demy:abeg help me close the boot ![]() |
bashy_demy:no be u sell meat for yesterday. olodo ![]() |
Domwiz4all:la tank u la try ![]() |
Formal nigerian 1st lady died and went 2 heaven.as she stood before St.peter at the gates she saw huge wall of clocks behind her.she asked;what are all these clocks? St peter answered, dose are lie clocks. Evryone on earth has one,each time a person lies,the hand on the clock moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock is that? That is bishop ajayi crowther's,the hand has never moved,indicating dat he never lied.the other one is Nnamdi azikiwe's it moved twice showing that he lied twice.where is my husband obasanjo's clock,she askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus office,he is using it as ceiling fan
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BCuZiMBlaCk:nawa 3 u ![]() |
booqee:hahahahhaha i don die ![]() booque + taribo west = ![]() |
OBANSANJO + TAIYE TAIWO = ![]() AGYBABE + AJIBEL = AKI + PAWPAW = GENTLE JACK + STEPHENIE OKEREKE = PATIENCE OZOKWOR + PAMELA MGBEREKPE = TIMAYA + DAKORE = ![]() oya begin to dey match |
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chai sorry, na laff cos am ![]() |
[/qi don laff die oh |
A FRENCH GUY CAME TO NIGERIA AND MET A PROSTITUTE.She was good in bed,so he made a deal with her 2 be wit him through his stay and promised 2 pay her on d last day.On d last day ,he paid her in dollars and she saw him off 2 da airport.And wen he was about climbing d stairs,with a wicked smile, he whispered 2 her "LA DOLLAR LA FAKE".The prostitute smiled back and whispered 2 him "LA PUSSY LA AIDS |
Pls among this girls na wђo lie pass, ? SYLVIA says: waiter I like my salad very hot also can I have 2 bottles of sharwarma SHARON says: ore mi give me your pin let me call you, MABEL says: I'm so tired I just made my hair @ shoprite , REJOICE replies: really? I want to spend my summer in london this chrismas period CYNTHIA explains: I just bought a BB but I haven't collected my pin BOSE brags: when I'm flying I like to sit at the window cos I open it for fresh air FATIMA says: I prefer london to UK during winter TITI says: you can't imagine;I just bought a g-string and the thing I love most about it is the back pocket, BUKOLA orders: if you don't have meat pie,egg roll or scotch egg;give me snacks TOYIN laments: in our house ehn,we use to have 3 pools until armed robbers stole one ![]() |
marriage womens speak engrish, so stp nyying do u want to dead? |
AJIBEL u don kill me |
Police: Man, how did u kil 50 ppl in a car accident? D plice man asked?, He said: i was drivin 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i hav no breaks, n i saw 2 men walkin in the strt nd a wedin on d oda side of d strt, who shud i hit? the plice man said: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man said: dats what i tot to mysef, bt wen i did it, i hit only one n the oda one ran to the wedin, SO I WENT AFTER HIM [color=#006600][/color] |
pls i does want to speak this english because i am marriage ![]() |
[b]Boss says to secretary: For a week, we will go abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary makes a call 2 her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself. , Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. Secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class Little boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa ( d boss ) makes a call to his Secretary: This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't attend the meeting any longer. Secretary makes a call to her husband: My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled. Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip. Secret lover makes a call to little boy whom she is giving private lessons: This week we will have classes as usual. Little boy makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: ;DDon't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements. Question - WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN ![]() [/b] |
Sylve11 don tly(try) me. i does play nudo vely vely well. ![]() |
HEy BCuZiMBlaCk my friend so u r inside here i was looked for since ![]() |
come i bited person yesterday except u want to crying. Bin gbagbo. BCuZiMBlaCk. warm that boy for me. He singing a song i doesnt like |
Ben-10 u didnt dey wey i came to ur house. |
I came to your house but u didnt dey, shut up let me correct u.; I came to your house u have commot. ![]() |
olofofo full here. abeg AJIBEL swrt dont mind them |
yes abi u wan put asunderrrrrrrrrrrrr BCuZiMBlaCk |
who be this. BEN 12 |
Ajibel YOU MY LOVE |
Ajibel no vex |
o boy to smoke good
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hands free
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AJIBEL u don kill me