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Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:27pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2011 |
bashy_demy: stand with ur head |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 10:47am On Dec 01, 2011 |
bashy_demy: u dont even ur own boot |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 9:12am On Dec 01, 2011 |
bashy_demy: abeg help me close the boot |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 8:23am On Dec 01, 2011 |
bashy_demy: no be u sell meat for yesterday. olodo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 4:24pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
Domwiz4all: la tank u la try |
Jokes Etc / U V Seen It B4 by rakel05(f): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2011 |
Formal nigerian 1st lady died and went 2 heaven.as she stood before St.peter at the gates she saw huge wall of clocks behind her.she asked;what are all these clocks? St peter answered, dose are lie clocks. Evryone on earth has one,each time a person lies,the hand on the clock moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock is that? That is bishop ajayi crowther's,the hand has never moved,indicating dat he never lied.the other one is Nnamdi azikiwe's it moved twice showing that he lied twice.where is my husband obasanjo's clock,she askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus office,he is using it as ceiling fan
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Jokes Etc / Re: I No Dey Lie by rakel05(f): 11:46am On Nov 30, 2011 |
BCuZiMBlaCk: nawa 3 u |
Jokes Etc / Re: Matchmaking by rakel05(f): 11:33am On Nov 30, 2011 |
booqee: hahahahhaha i don die booque + taribo west = |
Jokes Etc / Matchmaking by rakel05(f): 10:05am On Nov 30, 2011 |
OBANSANJO + TAIYE TAIWO = AGYBABE + AJIBEL = AKI + PAWPAW = GENTLE JACK + STEPHENIE OKEREKE = PATIENCE OZOKWOR + PAMELA MGBEREKPE = TIMAYA + DAKORE = oya begin to dey match |
Jokes Etc / Re: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2011 |
[/LA JOKE LA DRY quote] |
Jokes Etc / Re: I No Dey Lie by rakel05(f): 8:34am On Nov 30, 2011 |
chai sorry, na laff cos am |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Follow Me by rakel05(f): 8:31am On Nov 30, 2011 |
[/qi don laff die oh ;Duote] |
Jokes Etc / Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(f): 3:50pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
A FRENCH GUY CAME TO NIGERIA AND MET A PROSTITUTE.She was good in bed,so he made a deal with her 2 be wit him through his stay and promised 2 pay her on d last day.On d last day ,he paid her in dollars and she saw him off 2 da airport.And wen he was about climbing d stairs,with a wicked smile, he whispered 2 her "LA DOLLAR LA FAKE".The prostitute smiled back and whispered 2 him "LA PUSSY LA AIDS |
Jokes Etc / I No Dey Lie by rakel05(f): 3:44pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
Pls among this girls na wђo lie pass, ? SYLVIA says: waiter I like my salad very hot also can I have 2 bottles of sharwarma SHARON says: ore mi give me your pin let me call you, MABEL says: I'm so tired I just made my hair @ shoprite , REJOICE replies: really? I want to spend my summer in london this chrismas period CYNTHIA explains: I just bought a BB but I haven't collected my pin BOSE brags: when I'm flying I like to sit at the window cos I open it for fresh air FATIMA says: I prefer london to UK during winter TITI says: you can't imagine;I just bought a g-string and the thing I love most about it is the back pocket, BUKOLA orders: if you don't have meat pie,egg roll or scotch egg;give me snacks TOYIN laments: in our house ehn,we use to have 3 pools until armed robbers stole one |
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
marriage womens speak engrish, so stp nyying do u want to dead? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 3:25pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
AJIBEL u don kill me |
Jokes Etc / Abeg Follow Me by rakel05(f): 3:05pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
Police: Man, how did u kil 50 ppl in a car accident? D plice man asked?, He said: i was drivin 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i hav no breaks, n i saw 2 men walkin in the strt nd a wedin on d oda side of d strt, who shud i hit? the plice man said: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man said: dats what i tot to mysef, bt wen i did it, i hit only one n the oda one ran to the wedin, SO I WENT AFTER HIM [color=#006600][/color] |
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 2:59pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
pls i does want to speak this english because i am marriage |
Jokes Etc / Who Will Stop The Matter by rakel05(f): 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
[b]Boss says to secretary: For a week, we will go abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary makes a call 2 her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself. , Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. Secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class Little boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa ( d boss ) makes a call to his Secretary: This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't attend the meeting any longer. Secretary makes a call to her husband: My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled. Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip. Secret lover makes a call to little boy whom she is giving private lessons: This week we will have classes as usual. Little boy makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: ;DDon't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements. Question - WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN [/b] |
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 10:45am On Nov 29, 2011 |
Sylve11 don tly(try) me. i does play nudo vely vely well. |
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 8:51am On Nov 29, 2011 |
HEy BCuZiMBlaCk my friend so u r inside here i was looked for since |
Jokes Etc / Re: Wetin U Know by rakel05(f): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2011 |
come i bited person yesterday except u want to crying. Bin gbagbo. BCuZiMBlaCk. warm that boy for me. He singing a song i doesnt like |
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 4:11pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Ben-10 u didnt dey wey i came to ur house. |
Jokes Etc / Wetin U Know by rakel05(f): 3:43pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
I came to your house but u didnt dey, shut up let me correct u.; I came to your house u have commot. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
olofofo full here. abeg AJIBEL swrt dont mind them |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
yes abi u wan put asunderrrrrrrrrrrrr BCuZiMBlaCk |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
who be this. BEN 12 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Ajibel YOU MY LOVE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 9:00am On Nov 25, 2011 |
Ajibel no vex |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by rakel05(f): 12:56pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
o boy to smoke good
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by rakel05(f): 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
hands free
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