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Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 12:27pm On Dec 01, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked huh huh huh huh grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2011
bashy_demy:
^^ i dint get you
stand with ur head grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 10:47am On Dec 01, 2011
bashy_demy:
^^^if i help you close your boot na wahala be that oooo cos another to happen from behind
u dont even ur own boot grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 9:12am On Dec 01, 2011
bashy_demy:
park well
abeg help me close the boot grin cheesy grin grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 8:23am On Dec 01, 2011
bashy_demy:
I think some jokes need to be screen this is the 1001 times am reading this joke
no be u sell meat for yesterday. olodo grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 4:24pm On Nov 30, 2011
Domwiz4all:
La joke la gud la me la jus smiling
la tank u la try grin grin
Jokes EtcU V Seen It B4 by rakel05(op): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2011
Formal nigerian 1st lady died and
went 2 heaven.as she stood
before St.peter at the gates she
saw huge wall of clocks behind
her.she asked;what are all these
clocks? St peter answered, dose
are lie clocks. Evryone on earth
has one,each time a person
lies,the hand on the clock
moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock
is that? That is bishop ajayi
crowther's,the hand has never
moved,indicating dat he never
lied.the other one is Nnamdi
azikiwe's it moved twice showing
that he lied twice.where is my
husband obasanjo's clock,she
askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus
office,he is using it as ceiling fan

Jokes EtcRe: I No Dey Lie by rakel05(op): 11:46am On Nov 30, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:
Na wa 2 u
nawa 3 u grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Matchmaking by rakel05(op): 11:33am On Nov 30, 2011
booqee:
rakel+babasuwe= kiss kiss kiss grin
hahahahhaha i don die grin grin grin grin

booque + taribo west = grin grin
Jokes EtcMatchmaking by rakel05(op): 10:05am On Nov 30, 2011
OBANSANJO + TAIYE TAIWO = grin grin grin

AGYBABE + AJIBEL = lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

AKI + PAWPAW = shocked shocked shocked

GENTLE JACK + STEPHENIE OKEREKE = kiss kiss kiss

PATIENCE OZOKWOR + PAMELA MGBEREKPE = cry cry cry

TIMAYA + DAKORE = huh huh huh



   
  oya begin to dey match
Jokes EtcRe: Y U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 8:41am On Nov 30, 2011
[/LA JOKE LA DRY quote]


la tanx la say grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: I No Dey Lie by rakel05(op): 8:34am On Nov 30, 2011
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
chai sorry,  na laff cos am grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Abeg Follow Me by rakel05(op): 8:31am On Nov 30, 2011
[/qi don laff die oh grin grin ;Duote]



lol me laff don tire me grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcY U Go Laugh by rakel05(op): 3:50pm On Nov 29, 2011
A FRENCH GUY CAME TO NIGERIA AND MET A PROSTITUTE.She was good in bed,so he made a deal with her 2 be wit him through his stay and promised 2 pay her on d last day.On d last day ,he paid her in dollars and she saw him off 2 da airport.And wen he was about climbing d stairs,with a wicked smile, he whispered 2 her "LA DOLLAR LA FAKE".The prostitute smiled back and whispered 2 him "LA PUSSY LA AIDS
Jokes EtcI No Dey Lie by rakel05(op): 3:44pm On Nov 29, 2011
Pls among this girls na wђo lie pass, ?
SYLVIA says: waiter I like my salad very hot also
can I have 2 bottles of sharwarma SHARON says: ore mi give me your pin let me call
you,  MABEL says: I'm so tired I just made my hair @
shoprite
,  REJOICE replies: really? I want to spend my
summer in london this chrismas period CYNTHIA explains: I just bought a BB but I haven't
collected my pin BOSE brags: when I'm flying I like to sit at the
window cos I open it for fresh air FATIMA says: I prefer london to UK during winter TITI says: you can't imagine;I just bought a g-string
and the thing I love most about it is the back
pocket,  BUKOLA orders: if you don't have meat pie,egg roll
or scotch egg;give me snacks TOYIN laments: in our house ehn,we use to have 3
pools until armed robbers stole one
  grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 3:27pm On Nov 29, 2011

marriage womens speak engrish, so stp nyying



do u want to dead?
Jokes EtcRe: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(op): 3:25pm On Nov 29, 2011
embarassed AJIBEL u don kill me
Jokes EtcAbeg Follow Me by rakel05(op): 3:05pm On Nov 29, 2011
Police: Man, how did u kil 50 ppl in a car accident? D plice man asked?, He said: i was drivin 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i hav no breaks, n i saw 2 men walkin in the strt nd a wedin on d oda side of d strt, who shud i hit? the plice man said: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man said: dats what i tot to mysef, bt wen i did it, i hit only one n the oda one ran to the wedin, SO I WENT AFTER HIM grin grin grin[color=#006600][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 2:59pm On Nov 29, 2011
pls i does want to speak this english because i am marriage grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcWho Will Stop The Matter by rakel05(op): 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2011
[b]Boss says to secretary: For a week, we
will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary makes a call 2 her Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.
, Husband makes call to secret lover: My
wife is going abroad for a week, so let's
spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a call to a little boy
whom she is giving private lessons: I
have to work for a week, so you need
not come for class
Little boy makes call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week, I don't have
classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's
spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d boss ) makes a call to his
Secretary: This week I am spending
time with my grandson. We can't attend
the meeting any longer.
Secretary makes a call to her husband:
My boss has some personal matters to
attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
Husband makes a call to secret lover:
We cannot spend this week together;
my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes a call to little boy
whom she is giving private lessons:
This week we will have classes as usual.
Little boy makes a call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said
this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't keep you company.
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary:
;DDon't worry, this week we will attend
that meeting, so make arrangements.
Question - WHO CONTROLS THIS
CHAIN grin


[/b]
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 10:45am On Nov 29, 2011
Sylve11 don tly(try) me. i does play nudo vely vely well. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 8:51am On Nov 29, 2011
HEy BCuZiMBlaCk my friend so u r inside here i was looked for since grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wetin U Know by rakel05(op): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2011
come i bited person yesterday except u want to crying. Bin gbagbo.




BCuZiMBlaCk. warm that boy for me. He singing a song i doesnt like
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rakel05(f): 4:11pm On Nov 28, 2011
Ben-10 u didnt dey wey i came to ur house.
Jokes EtcWetin U Know by rakel05(op): 3:43pm On Nov 28, 2011
I came to your house but u didnt dey,

shut up let me correct u.; I came to your house u have commot. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Your Eyes! by rakel05(op): 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2011
olofofo full here. abeg AJIBEL swrt dont mind them
Jokes EtcRe: Your Eyes! by rakel05(op): 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2011
yes abi u wan put asunderrrrrrrrrrrrr BCuZiMBlaCk
Jokes EtcRe: Your Eyes! by rakel05(op): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2011
who be this. BEN 12
Jokes EtcRe: Your Eyes! by rakel05(op): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2011
Ajibel YOU MY LOVE
Jokes EtcRe: Your Eyes! by rakel05(op): 9:00am On Nov 25, 2011
Ajibel no vex
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by rakel05(f): 12:56pm On Nov 23, 2011
o boy to smoke good

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by rakel05(f): 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2011
hands free

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