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Ajibel na so i dey look breast if it has NAFDAC no

tankGod Ajibel ran away

[color=Black]imagine,a married lawyer catching fun in his car,on getting home his wife observe panties on d back seat,she tore it apart screaming honey what is dis! He calmly replied:u just destroyed d evidence of d rape case worth a million naira am handling.she quickly fall on her knees apologizing![/color]

[color=Black]A beautiful lady was sititng next 2 a guy inside d plane,d lady said 2him can u help me 2 remove sumtin 4rm my breast?, pls.The exciting young man replied."Wow"It wil be my pleasure.So what is it?The lady answered, "YOUR EYES", idiot!!!!! [/color]

What is d world turning to? Could u imagine that A little boy was jealous of his new born broda so he rubbed poison on his mother's Nipple to kill him and the next day their DRIVER DIED, lolll

Once bitten, is enough experience
Slow n steady, gets there late
Experience is a bad teacher
Enough words is good for d deaf



tanx dude

Wow this is so niccceeeee, Thanks Gal!!!




Silknsteel. tanx girl. lol

1.He who fights and runs
away, Na fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey say him mama no go
sleep, na orphanage home fitam.
3. A rolling stone, go scatter
everything.
4. He who lives in a glass
house, pepper don rest for am.
5. A stitch in time, na tear-tear
Ujust avoid.
6. Birds of d same feather, na d
same mama born dem.
7. One good turn, na correct
power steering be that.
8. A bird in hand, na barbeque be
that.
9. Half bread, is better than buns.
10. D journey of a thousand
miles, O’ boy e beta make u go
airport go enter aeroplane.
11. The patient dog, Na hunger go
kill am.
12. All work no play, Na Bank
worker be dat.
13. He who laughs last, no
understand d joke quick

AJIBEL IS no 1

AJIBEL AND KELLYNOAH go take ur injection and that rat poison.

two gorillas there is a cage for u.





*common enter*

dry Ajibel ;; i knw u

kellynoah has a laff odour

two apes just read my thread

HUSBANDS ON SALE !!!



A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!"
There are 6 floors in the building and the attributes of the men on display increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch . . . You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up the next floor, but you cannot change your mind and go back the lower floor to select except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. The sign on the door of the first floor reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good-looking and help with house works.

"Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with house works, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,222 (four million, three hundred and sixty-three thousand, two hundred and twenty-two) to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

[color=Black]A soldier went to war,b4 he left he and her girlfriend were engaged and they agreed to get married when he returns, After waiting 4sometime 4 him and he didnt return so she wrote this letter to him, "Dear mike since you are not yet ready to return,i have found another boyfriend and we are about to get married,i am therefore sending back ur ring to you,pls send me back my picture which ur holding " After reading the letter mike was sad,so he collected all the pictures all the other soldiers have with them and sent it to her saying "Dear jessica, in your letter u said i should send ur picture back to you,SO AM SENDING THESE PICTURES TO YOU PLS SELECT YOUR'S AND SEND THE OTHER'S BACK TO ME BECAUSE I CAN'T RECOGNISE YOUR FACE AGAIN", lyao, [/color]

Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: no, !
Dad: d girl is Bill gates’ daughter.
, Son: rili? oh kay den, !
*Dad goes to Bill Gates, *
Dad: i want your daughter 2 marry my son.
Gates: no, !
Dad: my son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Gates: oh, ok, fix d date.
*Dad goes to World Bank, *
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
Bank president: no, !
Dad: He is d son-in-law of Bill Gates.
Bank president: oh, can he start work 2day

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs.

Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried "Please officer, protect me from this man.He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!

[color=Black]UNCLE:Ah,ah! Jnr long time! how re U doing?

BOY: am ok thank u. I came 2 look 4 admission 2 realise my dream of becoming a doctor! & wit ur help i can secure admission.

UNCLE: i see,how was ur O'level?

BOY: fine O! Two credits Igbo & Agric
.
UNCLE: laughing!! U can still be a doctor but a native doctor Use ur credit in Agric 2 look 4 herbs & Igbo 2 chant incantations![/color]

kellynoah monkey;;; abeg bring the old stock u have.

Men r sumtin else



hahahahahahhahahahahhahah BEKAY i never wan die

DIRECT MARKETING

[b][color=#990000]A management student hugs a girl

Girl: what's this?

Boy: direct marketing

Girl: slaps the boy

Boy: what's this:

Girl: customer's feedback[/co[/b]lor]

[center]one day, 2 flies where eating shit, so 1 says 'o boy dis shit dey smell oh' & the other repled abeg 'man no dey call shit when man dey chop'[/center]

bunmioguns;;




tanx jare , leave that big eyes