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 Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by rakel05(f): 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
try am
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 11:50am On Nov 23, 2011 |
Ajibel na so i dey look breast if it has NAFDAC no |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2011 |
tankGod Ajibel ran away  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Just Look by rakel05(f): 1:41pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
imagine,a married lawyer catching fun in his car,on getting home his wife observe panties on d back seat,she tore it apart screaming honey what is dis! He calmly replied:u just destroyed d evidence of d rape case worth a million naira am handling.she quickly fall on her knees apologizing!  |
| Jokes Etc / Your Eyes! by rakel05(f): 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
A beautiful lady was sititng next 2 a guy inside d plane,d lady said 2him can u help me 2 remove sumtin 4rm my breast?, pls.The exciting young man replied."Wow"It wil be my pleasure.So what is it?The lady answered, "YOUR EYES", idiot!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Just Look by rakel05(f): 12:50pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
What is d world turning to? Could u imagine that A little boy was jealous of his new born broda so he rubbed poison on his mother's Nipple to kill him and the next day their DRIVER DIED, lolll |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Manage Am by rakel05(f): 9:47am On Nov 22, 2011 |
Once bitten, is enough experience Slow n steady, gets there late Experience is a bad teacher Enough words is good for d deaf tanx dude |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Manage Am by rakel05(f): 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Wow this is so niccceeeee, Thanks Gal!!! Silknsteel. tanx girl. lol  |
| Jokes Etc / Manage Am by rakel05(f): 1:28pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
1.He who fights and runs away, Na fear catch am. 2. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, na orphanage home fitam. 3. A rolling stone, go scatter everything. 4. He who lives in a glass house, pepper don rest for am. 5. A stitch in time, na tear-tear Ujust avoid. 6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem. 7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that. 8. A bird in hand, na barbeque be that. 9. Half bread, is better than buns. 10. D journey of a thousand miles, O’ boy e beta make u go airport go enter aeroplane. 11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work no play, Na Bank worker be dat. 13. He who laughs last, no understand d joke quick  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nawa For Them by rakel05(f): 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
AJIBEL IS no 1 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Stop by rakel05(f): 2:44pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
AJIBEL AND KELLYNOAH go take ur injection and that rat poison. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Women by rakel05(f): 2:41pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
two gorillas there is a cage for u. *common enter* |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 2:31pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
dry Ajibel ;; i knw u  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Stop by rakel05(f): 2:30pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
kellynoah has a laff odour |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nawa For Them by rakel05(f): 2:28pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
two apes just read my thread |
| Jokes Etc / Women by rakel05(f): 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
HUSBANDS ON SALE !!! A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors in the building and the attributes of the men on display increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up the next floor, but you cannot change your mind and go back the lower floor to select except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. The sign on the door of the first floor reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good-looking and help with house works. "Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with house works, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,222 (four million, three hundred and sixty-three thousand, two hundred and twenty-two) to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
| Jokes Etc / Nawa For Them by rakel05(f): 2:20pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A soldier went to war,b4 he left he and her girlfriend were engaged and they agreed to get married when he returns, After waiting 4sometime 4 him and he didnt return so she wrote this letter to him, "Dear mike since you are not yet ready to return,i have found another boyfriend and we are about to get married,i am therefore sending back ur ring to you,pls send me back my picture which ur holding " After reading the letter mike was sad,so he collected all the pictures all the other soldiers have with them and sent it to her saying "Dear jessica, in your letter u said i should send ur picture back to you,SO AM SENDING THESE PICTURES TO YOU PLS SELECT YOUR'S AND SEND THE OTHER'S BACK TO ME BECAUSE I CAN'T RECOGNISE YOUR FACE AGAIN", lyao, |
| Jokes Etc / Ok Try This by rakel05(f): 1:46pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted. The men open the next safe. There is some yogurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money. The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again. "John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time. A couple of minutes later in comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Ohio!"" |
| Jokes Etc / No Work For Me by rakel05(f): 1:32pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Dad: I want u to marry a girl of my choice. Son: no, ! Dad: d girl is Bill gates’ daughter. , Son: rili? oh kay den, ! *Dad goes to Bill Gates, * Dad: i want your daughter 2 marry my son. Gates: no, ! Dad: my son is d CEO of the World Bank. Gates: oh, ok, fix d date. *Dad goes to World Bank, * Dad: Appoint my son as CEO of your bank. Bank president: no, ! Dad: He is d son-in-law of Bill Gates. Bank president: oh, can he start work 2day |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Stop by rakel05(f): 1:27pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep". Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs. Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried "Please officer, protect me from this man.He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Stop by rakel05(f): 1:25pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Men were born between the legs of women and still men struggle to go back there. Simply show NO PLACE LIKE HOME……, |
| Jokes Etc / Stop by rakel05(f): 1:15pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
[color=Black]UNCLE:Ah,ah! Jnr long time! how re U doing? BOY: am ok thank u. I came 2 look 4 admission 2 realise my dream of becoming a doctor! & wit ur help i can secure admission. UNCLE: i see,how was ur O'level? BOY: fine O! Two credits Igbo & Agric . UNCLE: laughing!! U can still be a doctor but a native doctor Use ur credit in Agric 2 look 4 herbs & Igbo 2 chant incantations![/color] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his members. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote 'Revelation 3 verse 20' on the back and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3 verse 10.' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' |
| Jokes Etc / Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:56pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
kellynoah monkey;;; abeg bring the old stock u have. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:54pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Men r sumtin else hahahahahahhahahahahhahah BEKAY i never wan die |
| Jokes Etc / Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:53pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A rich business man coming back from a biz niz trip, decided to get his wife a gift! He entered a boutique with his driver behind him, he picked a pant and the driver told him," oga madam get that type already"! |
| Jokes Etc / No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:37pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
DIRECT MARKETING [b][color=#990000]A management student hugs a girl Girl: what's this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps the boy Boy: what's this: Girl: customer's feedback[/co[/b]lor] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:36pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
If You are Mr Jude's Wife? Dr Jude fell into a well and was screaming for help. The wife came with a rope to help.He looked at the rope and asked "how much did u buy the Rope?" The wife answered "#1000 Naira". Still inside the well, he shouted "what?!!, Return it now now, go to Madam Grace Store down the road, she sells rope for #300 Naira. Hurry up please! Before I die here!". |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg No Laugh by rakel05(f): 12:32pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
[center]one day, 2 flies where eating shit, so 1 says 'o boy dis shit dey smell oh' & the other repled abeg 'man no dey call shit when man dey chop'[/center] |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Avoid It by rakel05(f): 12:28pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
bunmioguns;; tanx jare , leave that big eyes |
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