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RomanceRe: How Comfortable Do You Feel? by rakel05(f): 2:37pm On Nov 03, 2011
mayb sometin happened to him so he realised that to you are too prescious.
Jokes EtcRe: Hiv Status by rakel05(op): 2:14pm On Nov 03, 2011
haba the result is, cry
RomanceRe: Online Dating and Possible Marriage. by rakel05(f): 2:12pm On Nov 03, 2011
who wants to marry here? pls call me i will organise for you
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by rakel05(f): 2:06pm On Nov 03, 2011
so na watch i like pas in hand.
Jokes EtcRe: Bingo by rakel05(op): 1:29pm On Nov 03, 2011
Boy;girl how r u?
Girl;fine.
Boy; pls what is your name
Girl:y do u want to know my name
Boy;pls give me ur number
Girl;0011547863 Mary Idowu, Zenith Bank. If i get alert i will call u
Boy; shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Nodding Gator by rakel05(f): 1:05pm On Nov 03, 2011
well done guy kiss
Jokes EtcHiv Status by rakel05(op): 12:43pm On Nov 03, 2011
PLS I went for HIV test but am scared of going for the Result. :
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 12:27pm On Nov 03, 2011
Ajibel your two left legs dey worry you.
Jokes EtcRe: Bingo by rakel05(op): 12:25pm On Nov 03, 2011
Ajibel i go chop you Raw. If i get u. Monkey
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 12:19pm On Nov 03, 2011
AJIBEL Abeg no disturb that babe. My bros go marry am.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes. by rakel05(f): 11:56am On Nov 03, 2011
Three friends shared D
same hotel room & are
going 2 D hotel room on
D 100th floor. The lift was
not working so they
decided 2 take D stairs. To
make it easier 4
themselves, they decided
2 tell a story each, along
the way. Emeka told an
action story up to the 50th
floor. Henry was the 2nd,
he told a funny story up
to the 99th floor. They
were still laughing when
Akpos told his own story
that made all of them
breakdown in tears! D
story was so short & so
touching! D story goes like
this "I forgot the room key
in the car",



Akpos go go down for the key.meanwhile Henry and Emeka go sleep for there till tomorrow.



Abeg permission to distribute. pls
Jokes EtcRe: Best Teacher by rakel05(op): 11:56am On Nov 03, 2011
Three friends shared D
same hotel room & are
going 2 D hotel room on
D 100th floor. The lift was
not working so they
decided 2 take D stairs. To
make it easier 4
themselves, they decided
2 tell a story each, along
the way. Emeka told an
action story up to the 50th
floor. Henry was the 2nd,
he told a funny story up
to the 99th floor. They
were still laughing when
Akpos told his own story
that made all of them
breakdown in tears! D
story was so short & so
touching! D story goes like
this "I forgot the room key
in the car",
Jokes EtcBest Teacher by rakel05(op): 11:29am On Nov 03, 2011
winkA psychologist was in canoe wit a man, he ask d canoe man do you know anything about criminology?d man said no, the psychologist said that means all your  property is gone. After 5mins storms started disturbing the boat, so d canoe man ask the psychologist; do you know anything thing about swimminology? the psychologist said no. The canoe man said that means all your life is gone. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bingo by rakel05(op): 11:19am On Nov 03, 2011
if want a good meal try Yoyo bitter and bread for breakfast, Akara porridge for lunch, sugarcane and coke for dinner. tongue tongue grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bingo by rakel05(op): 11:10am On Nov 03, 2011
I recommend super glue for Eyedrop. Is the best for your eyes kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 10:28am On Nov 03, 2011
Agybabe take am wink wink wink you r good kiss . no mind those bad belle,  frog in d geisha tin.  huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 10:22am On Nov 03, 2011
jealousy go kill many people. Abeg write your own make we read. cool cool grin grin
Jokes EtcBingo by rakel05(op): 10:09am On Nov 03, 2011
huhnawa jealousy go kill some people , Abeg write ur own make we read. frog in the geisha,  grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2011
ok try this. A teacher  asked a boy of 7yrs to make a sentence with GO.
Teacher: make a sentence wit GO
Boy; I wan GO market
Teacher; Shout up correct yourself
Boy; I no GO again.


          pls my people abi no bi GO dey for that sentence?
Jokes EtcRe: This May Crack Your Ribs~~2 Agybabe by rakel05(f): 4:21pm On Nov 02, 2011
i don loose my mind kiss
CultureRe: Pictures Of Nigeria Traditional Attire by rakel05(f): 1:13pm On Nov 02, 2011
naija get fine fine traditional attires. infact i naija traditional attire na d bomb.
RomanceRe: Why Do Bad Girls Get Married Easier Than Good Girls? by rakel05(f): 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2011
[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color] we bad girls are those that known What to do at the right time, no doubt shocked
PoliticsRe: Landslide Hits Enugu After Heavy Rainfall by rakel05(f): 11:41am On Nov 02, 2011
huh Government do something, am not from Enugu but good road is the best thing. Xmas is around the corner.

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