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mayb sometin happened to him so he realised that to you are too prescious. |
haba the result is, |
who wants to marry here? pls call me i will organise for you |
so na watch i like pas in hand. |
Boy;girl how r u? Girl;fine. Boy; pls what is your name Girl:y do u want to know my name Boy;pls give me ur number Girl;0011547863 Mary Idowu, Zenith Bank. If i get alert i will call u Boy; |
well done guy |
PLS I went for HIV test but am scared of going for the Result. : |
Ajibel your two left legs dey worry you. |
Ajibel i go chop you Raw. If i get u. Monkey |
AJIBEL Abeg no disturb that babe. My bros go marry am. |
Three friends shared D same hotel room & are going 2 D hotel room on D 100th floor. The lift was not working so they decided 2 take D stairs. To make it easier 4 themselves, they decided 2 tell a story each, along the way. Emeka told an action story up to the 50th floor. Henry was the 2nd, he told a funny story up to the 99th floor. They were still laughing when Akpos told his own story that made all of them breakdown in tears! D story was so short & so touching! D story goes like this "I forgot the room key in the car", Akpos go go down for the key.meanwhile Henry and Emeka go sleep for there till tomorrow. Abeg permission to distribute. pls |
Three friends shared D same hotel room & are going 2 D hotel room on D 100th floor. The lift was not working so they decided 2 take D stairs. To make it easier 4 themselves, they decided 2 tell a story each, along the way. Emeka told an action story up to the 50th floor. Henry was the 2nd, he told a funny story up to the 99th floor. They were still laughing when Akpos told his own story that made all of them breakdown in tears! D story was so short & so touching! D story goes like this "I forgot the room key in the car", |
A psychologist was in canoe wit a man, he ask d canoe man do you know anything about criminology?d man said no, the psychologist said that means all your property is gone. After 5mins storms started disturbing the boat, so d canoe man ask the psychologist; do you know anything thing about swimminology? the psychologist said no. The canoe man said that means all your life is gone. ![]() |
if want a good meal try Yoyo bitter and bread for breakfast, Akara porridge for lunch, sugarcane and coke for dinner. ![]() |
I recommend super glue for Eyedrop. Is the best for your eyes |
Agybabe take am you r good ![]() |
jealousy go kill many people. Abeg write your own make we read. ![]() |
nawa jealousy go kill some people , Abeg write ur own make we read. frog in the geisha, ![]() |
ok try this. A teacher asked a boy of 7yrs to make a sentence with GO. Teacher: make a sentence wit GO Boy; I wan GO market Teacher; Shout up correct yourself Boy; I no GO again. pls my people abi no bi GO dey for that sentence? |
i don loose my mind |
naija get fine fine traditional attires. infact i naija traditional attire na d bomb. |
[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color] we bad girls are those that known What to do at the right time, no doubt |
Government do something, am not from Enugu but good road is the best thing. Xmas is around the corner. |
A psychologist was in canoe wit a man, he ask d canoe man do you know anything about criminology?d man said no, the psychologist said that means all your property is gone. After 5mins storms started disturbing the boat, so d canoe man ask the psychologist; do you know anything thing about swimminology? the psychologist said no. The canoe man said that means all your life is gone.