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Romance › Re: Ladies What Question Do You Hate Most When Chatting With Guys...!!! by Ralphjoe(m): 8:43pm On Sep 28, 2018
What do you girls expect when it's always we guys that are supposed to be leading the conversation, we just have to ask these questions to keep the conversation going. It is more obvious when we are trying to know a new friend, once we are conversant with this person then the questions reduce. Most of these questions are asked innocently with no ulterior motive but just for the sake of conversations.
Romance › Re: Women Of Nairaland Who Cry During Sex, Is It Out Of Pleasure Or Pain? by Ralphjoe(m): 6:24pm On Sep 27, 2018
FRoosevelt:
Not a single response concerning the topic on discourse. This forum can't match up to Reddit's standards considering they were created the same damn year. I'm not even surprised.

I made a somewhat similar topic on Reddit's r/sex/ and was amazed how the Americans freely expressed themselves and shared their experiences.
I even learnt a lot, as it turned out to be a highly interactive thread.

So I did same here, and what do we have? Hypocritical dumb peeps coming to claim how they're upset about the question and sh1t. Seriously? On a romance section? What are you? 5 years old? It's 2018 guys, stop with the stone age mentality.

Off to Reddit joor. Damn!!
Don't mind them bro, as for the topic, most girls i have interacted with always say that it's a mixture of pain and pleasure especially when the dude's tool is so big.
Romance › Re: I Want To Break My Seven Years Relationship by Ralphjoe(m): 4:47pm On Sep 26, 2018
I will advice you to stick with this lady, inasmuch as you are a hustler as you said, you can actually start small with her. For her to be with you all these while means she loves you and truely cares for you and she can stick with you in any condition(very rare to find).
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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:51pm On Aug 19, 2018
Martinez19:
Liar, Liar, why the f3ck you lying?
Bro what would i gain in lying, am sharing my experience, and you are here calling me a liar.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:46pm On Aug 19, 2018
luizpippo:
omose, ogbe keg?
ogboso sah
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 1:01pm On Aug 19, 2018
PrecisionFx:
ur stories are explainable.
Please you can do us the honour of explaining them.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 9:08pm On Aug 16, 2018
gcof:
you chose to be afraid...you should have simply said “Lord speak your servant is listening”
lolz. Lets be frank bro, if you were the one that experienced this, would you have been able to say this?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:31pm On Aug 16, 2018
lozanni:
Are you from Benue state? I know they have a lot of wonderful masquerades there.
No sir, am from Edo state
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:28pm On Aug 16, 2018
gcof:
you saw an angel of the Lord then
An angel of the lord trying to scare us from picking snail at a place it was in abundance? An angel of the lord laughing hahahahahahahaha in an hysterical manner? That to me is no angel of the lord.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 1:29pm On Aug 16, 2018
papae1:
How do they know his exact place of appearance??
That was not the first time the masquerade has been doing it, so i think it now became a routine hence they always knows where the masquerade will appear. This masquerade is my grandfather's, it's the most feared and most respected masquerade in our villa.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 1:00pm On Aug 16, 2018
Pius252:
guy where be your village??
Ososo in akoko edo lga of Edo state.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 12:57pm On Aug 16, 2018
Evangkatsoulis:
Did you touch him or kick him as he became as tall as a building?
Why would i do that? Something that scared the shit out of me, if not for my friends that were there with me, i would have ran away.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 12:52pm On Aug 16, 2018
gcof:
which tailor made the white clothing it was wearing?
Lolz this is serious stuff, it was on pure white outfit & it began to glow as time passes
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 9:16am On Aug 16, 2018
Das77herbal:
Really? And they haven't started selling the disappearing and appearing formula? Who told you the man behind the masquerade does not want to become rich if the juju does exist.
My brother, the appearing and disappearing charm is embedded on the masquerade's regalia, when the man behind the masquerade wears it, a spirit takes control of them & they can do alots of things. How about another masquerade that i witnessed that originally was as short as a dwarf, but when he started dancing, he began getting taller and taller till he was as tall as a two-storey building.. I witnessed this firsthand. This is not that type where they attached something to their legs to make them taller, in this case i witnessed this masquerade as a dwarf till he became as tall as a two-storey building, scary stuff.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 8:32pm On Aug 15, 2018
kingxsamz:
you sure about this?
Yes, i am very sure, if i was told this, i wouldn't have believed it, i saw this live and direct & i was within a very close distance of where it happened. After the disappearance, people that where accompanying and cheering the masquerade began to run to a particular direction, then in the confusion i enquired from somebody where they are running to, he told me they are going to meet the masquerade at where it will appear. I was short of words.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by Ralphjoe(m): 6:38pm On Aug 15, 2018
I have actually had two experiences that made me believe juju is real,... In my villa then, we use to go snail hunting in the night, so during the raining season we would go snail hunting in group each person with their touchlight. On this particular day, we went to a very far away farm because the places we do normally go snail hunting, we didn't see snails to pick there, on getting there, we discovered that there are much snails there, we were picking snails left & right that everybody was happy, then all of a sudden i sighted something that appeared in a human form with white clothing & it started laughing hysterically, it body started growing whiter the few seconds i stared at it before we all started to run for our dear lives, when we got home. People said that it was the spirit that owns that place that chased us away because we were disturbing them.. The day i saw our masquerade disappear right in my presence, i was pretty scared at seeing that.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 12:43pm On Feb 21, 2018
mukhcech:
That is one of the misery of the female folk.
hmm that is it.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 10:37am On Feb 21, 2018
ololadeimmanuel:
lipsrsealed maybe their puna is smelling(which they already know) & you like chopping too much ..yo wee now use that same mouth to kiss them?
iffa hear say they gree
lolz girl wey no gree make i kiss her, na for her punna i go come put my mouth? God 4bid
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 8:43am On Feb 21, 2018
lordraiden:
My ex don't like kissing just put your diçk and make her reach cloud 9 while the current one can Kiss for Africa... She can kiss you for an hour... I think its about choice.... I can't sex you with out kissing you its not possible for me
ah! ah! that's what am talking about, i thought am the only one that has met girls that doesn't love kissing.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 8:39am On Feb 21, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
But you jamming 5 girls who don't like kissing? Or u go for dem high class runs girls? Or perhaps you d type that push saliva into their partners mouth... Yikes
I date normal everyday girl not runs girl or the likes, and i've said countless times that am a good kisser not the type that pushes saliva into my partner's mouth. i've just been unlucky dating those kind of girls.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 11:12pm On Feb 20, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I actually love kissing. But some will want u to drink their spit.. I just Kant.
hmmm those that pushes spit into their partner's mouth don't just know how to kiss.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 11:09pm On Feb 20, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
None like kissing? Dude maybe you should try changing your toothpaste.
well I have no reason to change my toothpaste as the one am using is doing excellently well, i am a sucker for cleanliness because i believe the popular saying that cleanliness is next to godliness, i don't joke with my personal hygiene. The thing is some girls just don't love kissing, not because of any mouth odour as being said here.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 11:00pm On Feb 20, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
When some will b pushing saliva into your mouth angry
this right here is a perfect example of someone that doesn't like kissing, in kissing, there must be little exchange of saliva. This is an excuse my ex gave me then for not liking to kiss.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 7:55pm On Feb 20, 2018
mukhcech:
So they are all on nairaland
my brother, they are definitely on nairaland, i can't remember the thread where almost all the girls there admitted to not liking kissing, so am kind of surprised where suddenly all of them here are claiming to like it.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 7:17pm On Feb 20, 2018
Khostlybeauty18:
Experienced with who or what?...girls that doesn't love kissing?
prior to the period i started dating, i had a long sexual experience with a matured lady, she is a very good kisser, i can say she taught me the rudiment of good kissing.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 7:07pm On Feb 20, 2018
Jecciluscious:
The answer is very simple... You don't just know how to kiss... PERIOD!
that's not it at all, i am an experienced kisser.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 7:06pm On Feb 20, 2018
hmmm All the girls in this thread all claims to love kissing thereby making it seem as if i am making all these up, where are those girls here that admitted that they don't love kissing? ya'all should come in here and tell us the reason you don't like it.
Romance › Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Ralphjoe(op): 6:52pm On Feb 20, 2018
Gentle034:
So you fit kiss ashawo?
nah! ashawo sex is different as it's strictly business, i can't even have sex with ashawo talkless of kissing her.

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