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I concur with you bro, we the best & we'll always be the best... Gunners for life

Heheheheheheheh, what a funny thread, op tell that your bro to go & meet his pastor, he has every right to make that move, if he refuses, then come & meet us for further advice... Datz all

Lol, see villiage swag, reminds me of xmas time at the villa.

Me likey all the pixs here, infact am confuse on who to vote for, all of you are beatiful & handsome, give it up 4 all nairaland couple, you all wowwed me today, all of you are winners.

Hehehehehe funny enough, some of this things are true. Mr cockey

Go gunners, am proud of my club, but unfortunately am not watching this match, any live streaming link?

There was this lady that works at diamond bank then, she was our neighbour then in kano, she usually comes to our house to visit us, so in most of her visit, my cousin who is a pro wit gurls makes passes at her but she seem nt to bugde & i noticed that she likes me from the way she always look at me & always engaging in discussion with me even though am an extreme quiet person, so on this faithful day my late mum sent me on an errand to her house, i knocked & she beckowned me in, on sitting down she handed me wat i came to collect & she ask me if i have a gf & i said No,(everybody knows dat i dnt have anytin to do with girls anyway) Next thing she said is that i should hug her, then i hugged her & before i knew anytin she was smooching my back, & we ended up having sex that day, it continued even uptil this day

Hmmm! Am very much ready for marriage at the moment, so if you are as ready as i am, Halla @ me.

Wat!!! Am so happy with this scoreline, Ozíl is a player with class, fast and accurate passes, Arsenal have never had a player like Ozil, he is superb, my only concern now is giroud, i want someone to confirm if he is injured or not.

Source-http://www.romancemeetslife.com/2013/07/types-of-women-to-avoid-on-twitter-and.html

Nowadays, it is nothing new that a lot of relationships start off on the internet. However, it must be said that beneath every online personality is some sort of anonymity. Or symbols meant to be decoded. Thus, it is essential you look beyond the façade of the posts, pictures and chats you have on Facebook, Twitter and their likes. So if you're a guy, looking forward to getting hooked up online, or your hook has already caught a fish, this is for you. In case your online love falls within any of these groups, don’t just sit, watching. Find an escape route.
1. The "I Love My Body" Group
These ladies capitalizes on the visual sense of men. Their members flaunt their front and back assets opulently. You see more of their pictures. Sometimes, nude. They steal all the attention, likes and comments, leaving whatever you must have posted deprived. When online, you take a breather on their pages. I do.
They occasionally chirp on Twitter and Facebook. And when they do, they ask you to assess their near-nude and much revealing pictures.
In case you have not met any of their kind, this is what happens: something begins to heave in your head, your eyes bulging out of their sockets. Then, if you are not careful, you may fall for their tricks and send that DM or PM that has your naked tool. You will be blackmailed forever. Does the name Carlos Danger sound familiar?
2. The "Christian or SU" Group
They are the early risers on social media. You wake to their ‘Good morning Lord’ and ‘Thank you Jesus’ posts. They feed you with the quotable quotes for the day. Sometimes, short sermons. Preachy thingz, that’s what they are. On account of their reserve, you consider them the best ‘take home to mama’. They can’t cheat, you say in your mind.
Listen! Their type has exhausted their cheating airtime. Don’t be surprised if they confess having had a past before meeting Master Jesus. They comfort you with the scripture: ‘old things have passed away and everything has become new…’
To add to your new problem, you may have to put up with their narrow minds. For instance, you must never demand a Mouth Action from them. If you dare, you may end up being a subject of a deliverance session. In your house.
The "Chop and Go" Group
These women are beautiful. Or, they pull out all the stops to look beautiful. They are crazy about making money. They’re not streetwalkers but high-class ashewos - let's call them aristos. It’s the economy, I don’t blame them. And I hope you won’t blame yourself. On their Facebook and Twitter pages, DANGER is penned in legibly faint letterings. All you need do is open your eyes. Their kind project refined images online. They don’t look starved, but they really are. Their type exerts a pull on you with updates and pictures of lavish meals, designer dresses, shoes, luggage and so on. If you ever manage to land one of them, your offline dates will take you to boutiques and eateries alone. God help you if you are some broke fellow.
When you are trapped in their net, you end up becoming an instant ATM. Milking you dry is not the expression, you won’t remember having anything at all. They are the high maintenance kind of ladies. They live for their appearances. Once you can no longer pay their bills, they leave you.
4. The ‘Feminist’ Group
That is what they call themselves. Feminists. I don’t know what to call them, but I know feminists when I see or read them. Members of this group are not. You find their posts and tweets regularly these days. No thanks to Senator Ahmed Yerima.
They use hashtags the most. According to them, they fight for the rights of women. They are fighters, really. Blood-sucking, phalli-cutting fighters! Here is a sample tweet:
‘Come near my child with your prick, I’ll castrate you! #childnotbride’
You’ll run from them if you really love yourself. You dare not offend them. If you do, they go either for your small head or big head.
For you reading, you may probably not find this list comprehensive enough. If so, drop your views as well as share your experiences.

Oh my God! Op just said what has been my dilema for a very long time nw, we do have a similiar experience, so you are not alone in this dude, let the comment role in.

Wow! Am impressed with what this phone can do & i'll like to know the price & when is it going to be available in Delta state?

Ha! ha! You guys should chill now, what i mean by Nokia c3 being the best Nokia phone is not by the sophistication of the phone or trying to compare with other high end Nokia phones, but what am saying in essence is that the phone is the best of it's kind(a low end java Nokia phone).

OCTAVO: Are you guys for real?
Looking for Nokia C3?
Or is there a Nokia C3 different from the one I used to know?
I can't believe this!

you must believe it o, there comes a time in a device's life whereby it's real value & capabilities are ignored due to the fact that it is available & a time for some few that were discarded in the past becomes the best, that is the case of Nokia c3. It's the strongest phone to ever be manufactured by nokia & with a durable battery.

Goodluck to all the candidates that wrote the exam

Lagos -The WAEC on Wednesday released the full results of 1,543,683 candidates who sat for its May/June 2013 Secondary School Certificate Examination.
The number represents 91.38 per cent of 1,689,188 candidates who registered for the examination,.
The Head of National Office (HNO) of WAEC, Dr Charles Eguridu, announced the results on Wednesday when he addressed a news conference in Lagos.
Eguridu said 889,636 candidates obtained six credits and above, while 1,074,065 others obtained five credits and above.
According to him, the results of 145,505 others, representing 8.62 per cent, were being processed due to some errors.
“These errors are traceable to the candidates as well as their schools in the course of registration or writing the examination.’’
The HNO explained that such errors were being corrected by thecouncil to enable the affected candidates to get their results fully processed and released subsequently.
Eguridu disclosed that the council cancelled the result of 2,176 candidates.
He explained that the cancellation was due to multiple entries by the candidates discovered while processing the results.
“In line with the council’s regulation, the entire results of such candidates who have been found guilty of this act had been cancelled, “ he said.
The HNO also said 112,865 results of candidates, representing 6.75 per cent, were withheld due to examination malpractice.
Eguridu pointed out that the cases were being investigated and that reports of the investigations wouldbe presented to the Nigeria Examinations Committee (NEC) for consideration.
Further breakdown revealed that 1,225,591 candidates obtained credits and above in four subjects, 1,353,273 obtained credits and above in three subjects, while 1,465,581 obtained credits and above in two subjects.
Eguridu said that of the 121 blind candidates, 117 attempted it while 24 obtained five credits in five subjects including English Language.
“Blind candidates do not take Mathematics and Science Practical in WASSCE diets“, he said.
He hailed security agencies for providing the much needed security throughout the conduct ofthe examination.
The HNO said that despite the security challenge in the country, especially in some parts of the North-East, the council was able to conduct the examination.
“We thank the Federal governmentand security agencies particularly in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe States for the support rendered the council during the conduct of our examination.
“We equally commend the Federal and State Ministries of Education for their support in terms of their facilities and logistics given to us during the conduct of the examination.’’
He decried the murder of three of the council’s personnel by gunmenwhile on their way from Yola to Maiduguri.
The candidates can check their results online on the council’s website within 24 hours of the declaration of the results. (NAN)http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/waec-releases-mayjune-2013-examination-results/

Oboabona denied those report doesn' t mean that there are no truth in it, i think he denied them to save his face(i maybe wrong though).

Former Super Eagles coach Christian Chukwu has backed the decision by Godfrey Oboabona to refuse to undergo a trial with Arsenal before signing him. Chukwu believes the Eagles defender would have failed the test.
Oboabona on Sunday fired a broadside at the Premier League giants, accusing the Gunners of disrespecting Nigerian clubs, afterhe was offered a trial at the club.
"Arsenal's management told me tocome for a trial when I won the Africa Cup of Nations,"The Sunquoted the 22-year-old centre-back as saying.
"I think I should be above such requests. It is high time some of these clubs started respecting Nigeria."
Sunshine Stars General Manager Mike Idoko stoked the fire on Wednesday when he accused Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger of attempting to undervalue the player.
Speaking to our correspondent on the telephone during the week, Chukwu said Oboabona would have been rejected by Arsenal because big European clubs don't believe in African defenders.
The former Nigeria captain and coach said the situation would be different if the London outfit had offered the player a contract.
"Oboabona is a good defender and I'm surprised that Arsenal invited him for a trial before joining them," the 1980 Africa Cupof Nations winner said.
"I don't think he needs any trial tosign for a big club because everybody knows he's a quality defender.
"He made the right decision (to reject Arsenal's offer) because he wouldn't have succeeded in the trial.
"The majority of the top Europeanclubs focus their attention on signing midfielders and strikers outside Europe because they are the players who win matches.
"They have good defenders and only sign outsiders if they are exceptional."
The former Enugu Rangers captain said Oboabona must resist being rushed into signing for "just any club".
"He's a good player and I believe one of the big European clubs willsign him but he must continue hisdevelopment in the domestic league before moving abroad," Chukwu said.
The ex-Kenya coach said Nigerian players must work harder to attract the interest of the likes of Manchester United, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Arsenal and Barcelona.
He said, "They still have a long wayto go. Mikel Obi and Victor Moses are playing for Chelsea because they are quality players. EmmanuelEmenike can attract interest from a top European club if he works harder.
"The problem of our players is that they are not consistent. Top European clubs only go for playerswho deliver consistent performances. But sadly, our players allow little success to go totheir heads."
He urged the country to focus on developing football at the grass-roots level, saying it would help Nigerian players develop like their European and South America counterparts.
"Our players don't develop fast and that's why we mustn't use overage players at the Under-17 and Under-20 levels," Chukwu addedhttp://odili.net/news/source/2013/aug/4/801.html

That phone is one of the best phone ever to be produced by Nokia, it's a pity that i can't find it anywhere again

Am just coming back from slot office in Asaba & they told me that nokia c3 is not being produced again by nokia, so they don't have it, am seriously in need of this phone palz

@emeka, i do know about slot, but i never knew that they can have it, will check for it today though

Please, can anyone refer to me where i can get a new Nokia C3 phone, i've been shown fairly used type to buy for as low as 7k but all i want is the brand new of this phone that seem not to be in the market anymore. Please can someone refer to a place in Asaba where i can get it.

@op, i'll refer people to that site i.e if you don't mind... Thanks once again... The survey question is quite long but with paitence you'll answer the questions in no time. This is real people

Wow! Wow! Wow! I just received my Airtel N100 recharge card, this is as real as it get, thank you very much op