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A man rented a house and moved in wit his
family. After 2yrs his rent was increased from
400,000 to 500,000, he didn't complain because
he likes the house. The following year he
couldn't come up wit d money and d agent was
on his neck, d wife saw wat d husband was
passing through and decided to go borrow the
money so that d husband will pay back later, the
husband was indeed very happy. He paid back
the cash when he got it. 2yrs later the house
rent was increased to 700,000 and this man
became upset. So he begged d agent to
introduce him to d landlord so that he could talk
wit him but d agent bluntly refused. The man
decided to do an underground investigation to
uncover who d landlord is. The revelation of his
investigation really shook him, d house belongs
to his wife. My question is as d man wat will u
do? And as d woman wat will u say to your
husband? Let's discuss this together

Nairaland....will be back

Brb

Lips sealed

Crap

*passing through*.....wil b back

Lawd hv mercy



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I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just
finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly,
opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while
driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the
back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping
and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person
almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)

Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its
tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open
the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from
you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only
N1,000 dey wit me.
Me: You neva ready.
(I looked back at the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na
my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the
door plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of
the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you
and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
.

Scam!!!!

Ǐ have heard....chelsea-psg on point

RIP bro

Ǐ will make her know that am also better by slapping the heavens away from her face

Wooow....so funny,got my ribs cracking

Too bad

Ok

K

Ok

K

Ǐ will be back...with madam *in okon's voice*
Wow,FPT....it af happun....

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Hey peeps,this is just â practical outcome of what the election result is supposed to be(that is if dem no rig o)....name the political party that you support and the person you want as â president or governor of your state....let's keep it rolling...

Life's Great Mysteries...
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviation is such a long word?
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
Why is there only one word for "thesaurus"?
How does the man who drives the snow-plough get to work in
winter?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know
the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw
hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
They should be called togetherments
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask
them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
The light went out, but where to?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money
they already know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe
is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,
would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near
miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something
new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
it's not adoor?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but
always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing
liquid contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in
it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use
them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a
suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just
SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they all still working?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do people drive with their
lights off?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the police arrest a mime-artist, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats
only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
When you open a bag of cotton-wool balls, is the top one meant
to be thrown away?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power cuts on TV?

Makes sense

Ok
FP things....

K

Cus he was shocked about how she snapped the pix....

Piety and reverence is typically synonymous with modesty. But
today, caution seems to have been thrown to the wind as
indecent dressing, even in places of worship, has become a
trend.
Clergies are beginning to express fears over the spate of
indecent dressing in churches, especially by ladies. This
phenomenon, that was once alien to Africa, is gradually
becoming a norm and is contributing to the increase in the rate
of immorality and other ills plaguing the society.
The ugly act has taken a dangerous dimension in the society
with young ladies often found in attires that reveal their body
anatomy inside out. To many, the dressing pattern is suggestive
of something. More embarrassing is the fact those dresses are
largely transparent.
Because of this, in 2008, the then chairman, Senate Committee
on Women and Youth, Senator Eme Ufot Ekaete, presented a
bill on indecent dressing on the floor of the senate titled, “An
Act to Prohibit and Punish Public Nudity, Sexual Intimidation,
and Related Offences”. The bill proposed a jail term of six
months for offenders. But humanitarian organisations
condemned the bill.
Reacting to the said bill, Anita Kyaagba, an undergraduate
stated: “We are living in a free world and so, we are free to wear
anything we want. Besides, since you don’t buy the clothes for
me, who are you to tell me what to wear? I wear what makes
me comfortable. As a young girl, I follow fashion trend, I wear
the best in vogue and if it accentuate some parts of my body,
and my boyfriend likes it, I don’t see anything wrong in it”.
Adefunke Olutoye, another student who spoke to LEADERSHIP
stated that she had to stop attending a church in which she
grew up because the ushers stopped her from entering inside
one Sunday because of what she was wearing. According to her,
“I wore a mini gown which highlighted my hips and boobs and
the ‘old-fashioned’ usher refused to allow me enter the church.
Since then I decided to join another church that won’t judge
me based on my dressing, but my heart. Besides, the Lord sees
the heart, not the body, so, why should anybody judge me”?
On her part, a retired school principal and mother of five, Mrs
Hilda Kumbin stated that:
“It is unfortunate that standard has fallen in the society and
parents are not helping because they don’t have time for their
children. There are many reasons why young girls come out in
indecent dresses but the most important I think has to do with
self-esteem. When a young girl feels inadequate, lacking in self-
confidence, she will do anything to draw attention to herself
and wearing indecent clothes could be her way of doing that.
They forget that for every action, there is a reaction and that is
why we have series of cases like rape.
“Most young women have fallen victims to rape because of the
provocative dresses they put on. I believe that, indecent
dressing debases womanhood because it tends to expose parts
of the woman’s body that forms her treasure. Our pride as
women lies in hidden and protected treasure; but when a girl
exposes it to the public, it reduces her worth in the sight of
everyone in society and it makes the man to lose respect in her,
there won’t be anything left for the man to explore. Any man
that will come after her will only be doing so out of lust, and
just to devour what she has displaced for him. Even if you are
decent but decide to wear indecent clothes, people will insult
you”, she said.
Continuing further, she said, “A girl’s behaviour is often
influenced by the type of training and grooming she gets. It has
become necessary to establish guidelines for parents and
students on acceptable mode of dressing. The National
Assembly must enact a law that will regulate dressing in the
society. I like what some schools like University of Abuja and
Nasarawa State University, Keffi are doing on indecent dressing.
Government must ban unscrupulous music videos and films,
while parents must discourage their children from such
dressings. In the same vein, teachers must discourage this
madness. Young people must know that indecent dressing do
not improve their beauty, rather, they dent their image and it
also symbolises rebellion and immorality, ending in
molestation”, she cautions.
Also, Mr Peter Abbass, a Psychology lecturer in Nasarawa State
Polytechnic stated: “I think it‘s time a course on immorality or
indecent dressing is introduced in schools. I think it is low self-
esteem that is making young girls to dress indecently. It makes
them believe that they have to do something, sometimes
improper to be noticed, this is to fill an emptiness in their lives.
They are not contented with their abilities and beauty.
“These young girls see other ladies dressing that way and
because men chase after such girls, the girl with very low self-
esteem will want to join them to get the same attention. One
thing about indecent dressing is that it attracts attention;
whether it is a negative or positive one, the bottom line is that it
attracts attention. People must stare and automatically, such a
person is noticed. So, when a girl who feels insecure wants to
be noticed, she resorts to indecent dressing.
“Indecent dressing portrays our society and institution as
immoral, if it’s in the church, it portrays the pastor as weak and
not spiritually sound. Parents and adults must dress well and
honourably as an example for younger generations. The mass
media should promote good moral values and religious leaders
must strongly preach against indecent dressing because you
will be addressed by the way you are dress,” he said.
For Pastor John Ishaku, Christian parents must teach their
children how to dress decently because that is what the Bible
says. “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in
modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with
braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which
becomes women professing godliness) with good works.” So it
is a command from the Bible. It is a sin for a lady dressing half
naked to walk in the street or come to church”.
Mallam Yahaya Abdulaziz, a Muslim cleric also stated that, “No
good Muslim woman will dress indecently because it is clearly
written ‘Tell the believing men that they shall subdue their eyes
(and not stare at the women), and to maintain their chastity.
This is purer for them. God is fully cognizant of everything they
do’.”

Yea,its â welcome development

They should sort out their ish abeg.....marriages have their own flaws....its not always bed of roses....

Ǐ will strongly advice all these actors and actresses to face their acting career and stop acting like politicians just because they are popular...they won't even win any vote sef....

Ehya...RIP Ma'am....FPT....Oluwa thank U so much