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Health › Re: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by Randal: 5:16pm On May 21, 2020
Balogun106:
Tank's bro
Even though I dey vex for you I go advice you. Just use penicillin and honey.
Health › Re: Pinkish Colour Of The Balls, Thigh Area by Randal: 11:54am On May 19, 2020
Apply black soap. It will bite you Sha. Afterwards, apply Skineal.
omoburuku:
*Pardon any typos*

Drs in the hauz,

I am an undergraduate, currently in 200L. While we were in 100L, my Roomie used my favourite boxer and I soaked & washed it with hot water thinking it should purify the boxer but I noticed ever since that incident, there has been an unpleasant odour from my balls/thigh area. I noticed the colour is somehow pinkish as well. It scratches sometimes.

I have tried using all sort of antifungal cream's from Ytacan, Funbact, Nixodermx, Dusting powder etc but still the stuff seems to be resistance to all of them.

Is there hope??

Biko help my case.
Health › Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by Randal: 10:29pm On May 18, 2020
No need to dilute. I use Braggs. The one with the mother. Just shake before use.
Genset:
No need to dilute? The one I bought is by whitehouse not braggs
Health › Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by Randal: 10:12pm On May 18, 2020
Apply to cotton wool and clean with it.
Genset:
How do I use it please?
Health › Re: Please What Can I Do About These Black Spots On The Face? (Photo) by Randal: 10:01pm On May 18, 2020
Use apple cider vinegar morning and night. Even for dark armpits.
Don't forget to appreciate me when you see the miracle.
SeunWedsLinda:
My sister recently started having black spots all over her face. Been to the pharmacy and they gave her a cream which didn't help in anyway. Please what remedy can I use to quail the growing spots?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Randal: 11:53pm On May 16, 2020
Do you speak Hausa or Gbagi fluently?
I have a paid volunteer job for you in Abuja.

southniyikaye:
The thing is, I have never gone to search for a job in my life, while in school, I was into photography so I used that to sustain myself.

After school, I worked in a construction company and I later had my own company and had almost ten employees. Well last year I lost everything and reality dawned on me.

I have too kids and a beautiful wife to take care of.

Now to the main koko. Am 6.2ft tall and faaaaat but now, the fat Don turn fitted when hunger Wan kill me so I set out to job hunt.

After series of trials and interviews, job no enter o. Least I forget, I fresh small, OK I resemble butty pickin.

Begged family to raise me to start over, found none. Close friends nko, shishi dem no fit raise me and sincerely I didn't blame anybody after all no be dem cause my wahala.

So I set out to do menial jobs, the ones I could find was bricklaying or packing of block. Anytime I get there, their response is always, SHEY I THINK SAY U FIT DO THIS KIN WORK? YOU THIS BUTTY PICKIN
OR I SABI THE KIN WORK WEY YOU FIT DO.

TRIED series of places, it was the same response until one Man decided to give me a trial.
First job was to carry sand from point A to point B. I almost fainted but was doing strong man cos all eyes were on me.

Secondly I was asked to bring cement now this is the funny part. One very tiny guy called levels was the one bringing the cement, not more than 5.6ft tall, as in tiny o, so seeing him, I believed it will be an easy task and I tried to carry 50kg bag all by myself, I couldn't even raise it to chest level when I scatter for ground and everyone burst out laughing. Tried severally to no avail until someone helped me.

Now after mixing, it was time to serve the bricklayers. Worked from 8 till 12 and I was already having Back ache and Head ache. Infact all my body was aching and I told them I can't continue. They should give whatever they feel like giving me until they told me if I didn't finish with them till evening, no kobo for me.

I Sha manage work till 7:30pm and they paid me 1700 instead of 1500 just to pity my condition.
I was bedridden for almost three days after
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 11:36pm On May 16, 2020
Norman4real:
bro it's okay. If you feel like she's the one for you just go ahead and do what you want. But don't start denying facts, a woman in her 40's is waaaaay past her prime and when she gets to 50s she'll look like a real granny. There's nothing either of us can say that will change that. But it's possible that even when she's looking old enough to be your mom you will still love her and for that I give you props. You're just a different breed.
Do you know how old Michelle Obama is? What Florence Ita-Giwa, Rita Dominic, Omotola, Genevieve, Hale Berry, Christine Amanpour and the likes?
Oboy go and romance your poor life oh. You don't know what money can do. I'm happy in my marital home and I give myself props.
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 12:10am On May 16, 2020
Norman4real:
that's coz of the makeup. But trust me bro when she gets comfortable with you and nolonger needs to make the effort to look good for anyone then her body will let lose and you'll see her true age. grin grin
See assumption. Someone I see daily?
Someone that goes for meetings in Aso Rock and the EU, UN, ECOWAS etc without any make-up?
Guy rearrange your thinking.
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Android 10 Update Review - Is It Stable Or Not? (photos) by Randal: 2:09pm On May 13, 2020
Angelinastto:
Why are you selling since nothing is wrong with it? undecided
Is that a sensible question? So he can't sell because he wants to add money and buy another phone or even do something else entirely?
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Mi A3 Android 10 Update Review - Is It Stable Or Not? (photos) by Randal: 1:57pm On May 13, 2020
Well, it's good your device is satisfying you. Mine isn't. I'll list the reasons below.

1. My phone hangs sometimes.

2. My phone doesn't predict simple words when I'm typing. I could spell genuine as geniune and my phone will not suggest the correct spelling.

3. My hotspot is only visible to my woman's device. And I can't find the visibility settings to change it.

4. When my phone hangs and unfreezes, it does random movements on the screen.

5. When I connect to my computers (Hp Spectre and Hp Intel) and try to copy my files to the computer so I can restart the phone, takes forever loading and nothing is copied. Even using Xender.

6. My Bluetooth strength isn't encouraging. I can't play music on my sound system in the living room when I'm in the bedroom. My old phone could, and my laptops too.

7. I've done two updates, the most recent was last week. But unlike your phone, when my own powers up it doesn't show Android 10, it's still the initial Android one that I see.

8. When I'm trying to mark a text, sometimes my phone will cut it and insert the last thing I was typing.

I'm seriously tired. I regret trying to update my phone.


henry007:
My realtime experience with the Xiaomi Mi A3 Android 10 update.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-y3wKLqxNg

Following several complaints from the first update which cause the fingerprint sensor to fail amongst other issues, Xiaomi has pushed 3 subsequent updates with fixes for those issues.
This video is for people who haven't updated their Mi A3 yet but If you have, do share some of the issues you're facing(If any) with NL community. Is yours stable like mine or is it full of bugs/ lag Issues.

What new features do you get on Android 10? see screenshots from the video below.
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 1:08am On May 13, 2020
Norman4real:
bro, have you thought this through long term? Like how will it be like in 15 yrs when you're like 45 and you're living with a 60yr old granny. Have you seen what women look like at 60? You should think logically and not be led astray by whatever emotions you may be having for her right now.
My woman looks 30, you wouldn't know her age if you are not told.
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 2:50am On May 11, 2020
skedman:
Your brother knows the potentials he saw in her beside it is not a new thing
It has been existing for long let him save that girl from shame she will adhore and worship your brother for life .mark my words
You were right till you talked about shame.
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 2:48am On May 11, 2020
Moonlightsun117:
my dear do not endorse oo. These people here are not ur family members when wahala comes, you will not see them. They are all saying it is not your business, it is your business because I know by now your mum must have become very worried. Me I Wii not allow someone who is of almost the same age with my mom marry my brother. 14 years differences, it must show either 4 face or belle
Foolish person
Romance › Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Randal: 2:47am On May 11, 2020
Preciousgirl:
My 30 year old brother is going to marry a 43 year old woman. The woman is never married before and has no kids but been in 7 different past relationships.

I am not endorsing this, what do you advise?
My woman is 44 and I'm 29. We'll be getting married soon.
Leave your brother alone.
Romance › Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Randal: 8:35pm On May 08, 2020
Guy grin grin grin grin grin
Dobson43:
I had this weirdest encounter with this crazy girl. Before I can slide into her DM, she began a heavy prayer session. Johnny bravo lost his shine. For like 20minutes she turned to prayer warrior. I even got confused. This is the first time. After she don bind and lose demons and evil spirits. She smiled and whispered, come f_ck me. Am like who does that. Johnny has grown smaller. Well Johnny has a mind of his own, After some expert touches, johnny rose to the occasion and was ready to bury himself alive in the wet puna. As the action got under way, she was like slap me, slap me harder. I was like you mean f_uck harder, she slapped me, I needed no second urging I released a couple of singles on her beautiful face. Next shocker............spit on my mouth, I was still wondering, she started spitting on me, I was like where I come catch this big booty craze from? I had to return the favor. Mehn, it was the dirtiest and kinkiest sex ever. See as she dey squirt all over. Next she comot dick mask, ride me raw. God I explode. Next morning, she was smiling sheepishly. I queried her about the raw action and she had me take her to the lab to run all sorts of test on her. She came clean though. Me, I can't run from such free and fair sex.
Nairaland General › Re: The Top 5 Most Famous Hackers That Are Threats To Global Security (no. 5 Is From by Randal: 11:38am On May 06, 2020
Senior men
Foreign Affairs › Re: Failed Coup In Venezuela, Two Americans Captured by Randal: 1:56am On May 06, 2020
I don't like Maduro
Romance › Re: Why Do Canadian White Men Have So Much Swag by Randal: 1:53am On May 06, 2020
Ilamina:
Not goofy like their American counterparts
Straight forward and swag
Wait oh, this mumu question na for who?
Politics › Re: Kakah Hajja Is Dead! Buratai's Mother Dies In Borno by Randal: 1:50am On May 06, 2020
Alhamdulilah
Gaming › Re: Kill your time with this nice Offline Android Racing Game(superb Graphics) by Randal: 1:44am On May 06, 2020
Thanks. I've been searching for an offline racing game for long
Politics › Re: 48-storey Building Gutted By Fire In Sharjah, UAE. by Randal: 1:42am On May 06, 2020
What a waste. No fire department?
Family › Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by Randal: 1:30am On May 06, 2020
The last two lines is the final LEAVE THAT MARRIAGE you will get.
I'm from Benue State and I hereby disown that woman. Your family needs you alive bro.
noakchukibadan:
Hello,

Please no ethnic banters. One of us is from Ekiti, and the other is from Benue. I am married for 8 years with 2 kids. It has been one problem to another.

I must be very frank, before marriage, my wife had many very questionable characters, but unfortunately we did the marriage counseling in a church were the pastor happened to be her family member. Many of the issues would have been resolved, but when I raised those issues about her character the pastor promised me that everything will be fine after the marriage.
Although this is not an excuse, but looking back now I would have been more patient and taken my decision myself instead of rushing into the marriage. For this I HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE

There is hardly nothing we do not quarrel about, I have always been the one to initiate settlement. The only way I ensure that there is peace in the house is for me not to complain about anything. Even at that, there is always trouble. If the children do anything wrong, she always says those characters the children are exhibiting are not from her and that she is not surprised that they inherited such characters from me.

She can go for months without talking to me, even if I tried to, I have done all I could do, I have begged, cried prayed. I just feel tired and exhausted from trying to make the marriage work or have peace in the home, the sad part is that she often reminds me every time there is misunderstanding that I should remember that she can stay on her own without talking to any body. Just to add, she is very prayerful.

OTHER INFORMATION.
1. I can say conveniently that there is no money problem at home. Finance is okay.
2. I went to see her father 2 years ago, the man said unfortunately he can not do anything. This is true because she was raised away from her Father, she has no contact with any of her fathers family and her father has a zero say in her life.
3. she has 5 elders ones, non of them is in communication with her because of many unresolved issues. Of her 3 younger ones she only maintains a relationship with the last boy who is just 14 years. .
4. Her mum can not talk to her because she simply dares not. However, behind, her mother use to beg me and she kept saying she understands her daughter's character and that she is doing her best by praying and doing deliverance for her.
5. She is not in contact with her maternal uncles and aunt because she said they supported her elder ones when she had problem with them.

So I am stuck with no one to help call the both of us and resolve the issue.

Every year for 5 straight years, she always forgets my birthday, last year, she forgot also, three days later, she bought me a present and I refused to collect the present and I asked her why does she keep forgetting my birthday, year after year for 5 years. She just said sorry, but I left the present in the room, she never bothered to bring the present to me. Another birthday was gone yesterday 2nd May, and as I write, no happy birthday yet.

I literally cook for myself, and all domestic things I do for myself.

I will end this by saying that in fairness to her, her character was not too different before the marriage and courtship, sincerely only once, that was like one year before the marriage I broke up with her, she came to apologize and promised that she will change. Her mother also came to apologize to me also.

This woman has refused to change or allow peace to hold sway, she is right every time, while everybody around is wrong. Sincerely, I do not know what to do anymore.

I am tired and exhausted. I do not know what to do anymore. I am 42, I was diagnosed of high blood pressure 2 years ago.
Music/Radio › Re: Name Your Best Reggae Artiste Of All Time. For Reggae Lovers. by Randal: 10:55am On May 05, 2020
Bob Marley
Celebrities › Re: Jowizazaa Gives Out 6.5 Million Naira On Cubana Chiefpriest's Instagram Live by Randal: 2:52am On May 05, 2020
Nawao....
Business › Re: Need A Job As I Was Among The Factory Workers That Suffered Layoff Today by Randal: 12:45am On May 05, 2020
kestolove95:
U wia layoff today and u became broke automatically..wehdon mr layoff..scammers
I was just saying that now. But we'll, it's possible he wasn't being paid for a while before the layoff.
Pets › Re: Bike-riding Monkey Grabs Indonesian Toddler by Randal: 12:36am On May 05, 2020
Make Dem beat that thief well well.
Gaming › Re: Sex Games by Randal: 12:32am On May 05, 2020
Health › Re: Union Bank Staff Dies Of COVID-19 In Lagos by Randal: 12:30am On May 05, 2020
Nawao...
NYSC › Re: Clarence Peters As Being Detained Over Kodak’s Death by Randal: 4:38pm On May 03, 2020
Proper investigation should be done.
Sports › Re: I Begged For Money In Front Of Shops - Evra by Randal: 4:37pm On May 03, 2020
Grace
Autos › Re: Sold!!!Registered Toyota Corolla 2011 BOUGHT BRAND NEW:1.850m. by Randal: 3:27am On May 03, 2020
Location

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