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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by apexc2149: 8:32pm On May 08, 2020
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by favour442(m): 8:33pm On May 08, 2020
innocent virgin like us.. Nawa... father have mercy on your children... but some girls weird sha...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ishilove: 8:33pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
Now this is funny

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ariklawani(f): 8:34pm On May 08, 2020
[I can't, it's gayish uote author=majour post=89334263]Its really nice actually, you'll enjoy it, have some personal vids to show u how exciting it can be, it's an adventure really, isnt it what sex is afterall? [/quote]
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ingodwetrust15(m): 8:34pm On May 08, 2020
Never laughed this hard on Nairaland grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by gemini35(m): 8:34pm On May 08, 2020
Jessica hmm that gurl,she came to my house one faithful evening the malaria eh no be child,s play my body was very hot do u know that jessica went to the shop in da street buy big cold eva water,collect towel massage me eh my body cool,next 20 minute,s she say make me come fu ck her,i,try my best sha but i,fear that gurl.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DanDeeBoss(m): 8:35pm On May 08, 2020
Truthspoon1:
I was in 300 level and she asked me to buy her dog of 40,000. Me wey dey chop #50 beans with #50 naira bread.
gringrin Lol

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Randal: 8:35pm On May 08, 2020
Guy grin grin grin grin grin
Dobson43:
I had this weirdest encounter with this crazy girl. Before I can slide into her DM, she began a heavy prayer session. Johnny bravo lost his shine. For like 20minutes she turned to prayer warrior. I even got confused. This is the first time. After she don bind and lose demons and evil spirits. She smiled and whispered, come f_ck me. Am like who does that. Johnny has grown smaller. Well Johnny has a mind of his own, After some expert touches, johnny rose to the occasion and was ready to bury himself alive in the wet puna. As the action got under way, she was like slap me, slap me harder. I was like you mean f_uck harder, she slapped me, I needed no second urging I released a couple of singles on her beautiful face. Next shocker............spit on my mouth, I was still wondering, she started spitting on me, I was like where I come catch this big booty craze from? I had to return the favor. Mehn, it was the dirtiest and kinkiest sex ever. See as she dey squirt all over. Next she comot dick mask, ride me raw. God I explode. Next morning, she was smiling sheepishly. I queried her about the raw action and she had me take her to the lab to run all sorts of test on her. She came clean though. Me, I can't run from such free and fair sex.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ishilove: 8:36pm On May 08, 2020
Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .
Dem use fvck swear for this one

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 8:37pm On May 08, 2020
zedegit:
There was this girl I dated in 2006. I can call her weird because everything about her: from her dressing (black) to the way she roved her eyes at me, down to her sleeping habit was weird.


There was a time we were trying to make love, all of a sudden, like one possessed she said I should lie down, I did then she climbed up my face.
What I heard next was "Poo!"
Girl messed o. The stench turned my mouth sour and I lost erection immediately.

For a week, the stench persisted in my room. I had to crash with a friend.
That was the end of whatever we had. I cannot come and kill myself. shocked
grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ellizy(m): 8:38pm On May 08, 2020
Luv, can I get 10k to fix my hair?
Moya look away!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lamanii22(f): 8:38pm On May 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.


Now this is strange lol... Freaky freaky
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OsuIgboIpob: 8:39pm On May 08, 2020
psalmylee:
a tialnwill convince u..Toto sweet sha..I no go lie
E go sweet for dead brains mouth.
You suck

Old menstrual fluids
Old sperms of other guys
And
Other discharges.
Enjoy brah

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MakaveliTheDon(m): 8:39pm On May 08, 2020
How's that your boyfriends fault. Me as a guy I treat ladies the way ladies want me to treat her
Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ariklawani(f): 8:39pm On May 08, 2020
Like seriously, it can't be a sweet experience..

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by mandate12: 8:39pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:40pm On May 08, 2020
Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.
you have made my Day cheesy lol GRAnDPa loves U. Don't mean to huRt your feelings but you didn't discuss what her dad looks like. If he was lean or looked like a BiG BlACk teDDiey beaR kiss

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 8:41pm On May 08, 2020
odogwunaija:
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go shower.
If I hear say I no block am
grin[right][/right] grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by tunary(m): 8:43pm On May 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her
Despite ur urge the smoke still disturb you like that?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by philmaxx(m): 8:45pm On May 08, 2020
Had dis ex.. Always bleeped her one round cos of time factor.dere was dis day I bleeped and she still lay on d bed.. I said babe u no go dress abi u want anoda round.. Babe had d mind to tell me do I ever go second round... Whaaat.. Me d liquid metal.. Na so I turn am begin fire am doggy style.. Next thing I hear na beta mess... Praaaaa... Pruuuu... Paaaa.. Very loud o.. I no send o.. I just dey fire down.. Babe finally run enter bathroom go pour water for her kpekus after almost one 45mins of non stop bleeping.. I didn't even cum sef

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by icestorm(m): 8:46pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.
��� Please pass out for her my guy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Zyzxx10: 8:46pm On May 08, 2020
Neuhaus.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Samabu07(m): 8:46pm On May 08, 2020
Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.
What if she shot at you for arguing? Even razor blade I won't keep not to talk of gun.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Olayetan(m): 8:48pm On May 08, 2020
Kestolove:
When he ask me to suck his d1ck...I can't do dat for Godsake am a virgin


The experience is out of the world


Girls confirms it to be natural lollipop

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kiddkash(m): 8:48pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:


A combination of pleasure & pain is right up some people's alley.
you read my mind
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ArticleBeast: 8:48pm On May 08, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
would love that kiss
Would love to watch o angry grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by mokoh(m): 8:49pm On May 08, 2020
Mine was my ex girlfriend she came from school and I went to visit her she started touching my dick and start telling me I will see bleep and I will run that I should not worry I will bleep her when see get back to school and she even told me if I had stamina to bleep cos there is no running fast forward to the d day I waste transport form big boy for her friends for her school night time reach she start to they test cloth for my front they ask me if them fine my dick just they say yes so that she go just do fast oya give me wetin u promise me that time she say no oh money must involve after wetin I don spend no problem I don come I don come any how ogoro must jump I empty my self oya she come finally pull her cloth come tell me say make I go down I go down after that I put dick I never count 5 she don they shout say she don tire I fit say I they dream she say she nor fit do again oh oya give me Mouth Action she say no oya use hand touch my dick make I cum she say no I nor fit sleep the next morning I just enter road leave her and I delete her number that day mouth she get yet she nor get strength

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Mutaultope(m): 8:50pm On May 08, 2020
Am wondering ooooooo

A situation where you tell your story here and your wife or husband is online here to read comments and he / she reads your comment...

GBASGBOS ....

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by apexc5782: 8:51pm On May 08, 2020
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by tunary(m): 8:51pm On May 08, 2020
Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .
How can a rational lady prefers rape to consensual sex? she well so?

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