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This building looks stupid yet intelligence and developmental strategy sprung out of it. Our Monumental edifice of a National assembly complex only gave birth to stupid "hate speech bill". I think the buildings should be swapped. (R)

[s][i][/i][quote author=kcub post=83789621]*FFK: FINAL DAYS OF A DROWNING MAN*

Femi Fani-Kayode has been without a job since 2015 when he jinxed the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) out of government. Things have been hard and his only source of income is to peddle fake news.

He once claimed DSS had invaded the home of former CJN, Walter Onnoghen. He even once said Osinbajo would be forced out many months ago.

But I will like to set the record straight with the latest FAKE NEWS by Femi.

When you see a deranged fellow like FFK being vocal in public you need to first ask if he has taken his daily meds. For someone who failed as a minister in a government that did not even require him to perform at any extraordinary level, you wonder what standing he has to make the kind of brainless statements he throws out on social media.

Having been used and dumped by the PDP, he is left to face the music alone at the EFCC trial. All this posturing and social media bravado he tries to put up are a pointer to one thing, he is trying to curry favours as the professional political jobber that he is.

Even his former boss, Obasanjo has told the whole world the type of character that FFK is. “Femi Fani-Kayode is my boy. Provide him food, he will eat and then sing for you. He’s a smart boy.” This is the summary of all that FFK stands for in Nigerian politics. He is even putting the cart before the horse now, as he is now singing like a drowning canary before anybody has given him food these days.

Femi the new estate agent in Abuja should do well to tell us the address of this ‘rented apartment in Maitama’ that he claims the aides were moved to. Which office is paying the rent? Clearly Femi is just another tale-bearer who gets his news from beer parlour gossip with zero evidence.

He is trying to posture himself as a champion of the South West but even the most uninformed political novice can see the blatant irrelevance of this substance-abuser that should be in a rehab clinic, due to his prolonged relapse episodes since 2015.

This is 2019 almost ending and FFK is yet to find any positive endeavor that can keep him gainfully employed. He got sidelined at the PDP convention after they sold him a dummy by making his wife (remind me of her serial number on his wife-beating list) a member of the PDP Convention Sub-Committee on Welfare.

For someone who got the best UK education money could buy, you would expect him to be the least bit intelligent on legal matters. This man studied Law for goodness sake! He has chosen to remain perpetually clever by half on all matters where the name Osinbajo is mentioned. He is keeping true to his jobbing stock in trade, holding out in the hope that he will be invited to “come and chop” in this administration. The usual modus operandi is to make enough noise that they will eventually give you something to keep you quiet. That template is now very outdated.

The man you try to castigate by calling him an errand boy is more globally respected than you could ever dream of, even in your most befuddled chemically-induced hallucinations. The video is out there when high level professionals were scrambling for his autograph before he could leave the podium at the Intra-African Trade Fair 2018 (IATF) in Egypt after he gave a deeply insightful speech in Egypt, with no papers in hand as usual.

FFK cannot claim to be wiser than millions of Nigerians who voted and are still in support of Osinbajo and Buhari. Even with all his ‘famzing’ that he attended Cambridge with the Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari, a good reason why is he still on the outside despite all the fabled alumni loyalty and fraternity of the old boy network, is that FFK is one of the most toxic and treacherous fellows in Nigerian politics. The apple does not fall far from the tree, if you know, you know.

The social elite that he calls his friends in Abuja now tactically avoid him like a chronic leper. No amount of pontificating and bible quoting for devious and mischievous reasons can change the facts of the matter. Osinbajo is light years ahead of FFK and his whole lineage. Yes I said it.

Where is my trash can again! (R)

SarkinYarki:
It's an interesting watch but lest be factual lion heart was never OScar grade except we just want to be unnecessarily emotional

You know better than those who nominated it in the first place? (R)

Read your comment again..e make sense[/quote]It's must be on a lighter note bro (R)[b][/b]

quote author=Simplyleo post=82056364][s]
Such a heap of garbage. And what stopped him from prosecuting [s][/s]Buhari.

Keep parading the lame certificate nonsense.

With all these noise, nothing substantial has been presented to prove buhari wrong even with their visit to Cambridge.

Cambridge has issued a statement regarding this certificate clearly in favour of the president, clowns should come up with proof that Cambridge lied instead jumping from one branch to another like confused monkeys.[/quote][/s] this is the perfect definition of heap of garbage (R)

Pvssy:
Much expected from the mentally unbalanced drug addict.

Usual gibberish as usual.

The only gibberish I see here is the shit u just typed. (R)

The writer made it crystal that his God delivered him and as such deemed it fit to be grateful. What then really is your problem? Is he responsible for what happens to other people irrespective of their belief? Who did thus to you? Gosh! Some people's stupidity and lack of tact can be very annoying. Get sense you this thing.. (R)

hopefulLandlord:
Your god exists because a stray bullet hit you and you survived? okay, it makes sense

but doesn't the fact that stray bullets kill many people who worship the same god you worship show your god does not exist?

BTW you said your mother called the saints of heaven to intervene and it seems they called an emergency meeting on your situation, makes me wonder why these saints of heaven seem useless when they're calling them to heal amputees

Aonkuuse:
what is his business with that again. Reno wailing is bad for grow up people like you. ask Fayosi he will tell you

if only you would invest the same amount of data, time and resources you waste campaigning for a clueless administration in studying your books....just maybe you would have made sense in that poo you wrote! (R)

How could you really have paid someone's daughter a meager 20k for a sex video and nude pictures, probably sex her too? (R)

At exactly 10:15 pm yesterday being the 25/05/2017 @ Arubo street junction Oko oba agege a popular police figure known as onyebuchi of elere police station unleashed his usual mayhem by battering a young footballer he arrested in the area. His offense was demanding from the police officer the reason for his arrest.This has been one out of the plenty injustices and abuse of office on the part of this particular policeman known as "onyebuchi" . His name is now a household name in agege not for his good deeds but for his gross abuse of power and office. This has to stop and he must be brought to justice for this inhumane act. This particular police officer goes around picking up innocent people and locking them up for no reason other than extort bailout money from them. The police cannot claim ingnorant of this officer's excesses as he was once mobbed in iyana iPaja area for this act and yet he continues to unleash terror on civilians in the area. Pictures of his latest victim is attached....

cummando:
Bros I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but is your brain paining you? I'm just asking o. What is the capacity of your reasoning drive? Ikb?

Chai you fall my hand.... I'm so pained I feel Like hitting somebody. Did you really type this? Please read it again



Your selfishness can make Satan take a selfie

You are evidently the greater fool for meddling with issues greater than your sense capacity. Let me do you courtesy of schooling a bit without charges: have you heard the axiom 'you can't eat your cake and have it?' What do you think is the essence of the union in the first place? It's for scenarios like this one dummy! He refused to identify with his people while he lived, why then should they come for him now? This will serve as a deterrent to those who feel they are 'islands' simply because they still draw breathe. Do you know how many times his people went to him to identify with them but he felt he was above them. His immediate family is reaping the fruits of the mistake made by the dead man. Go and die (R)

So this my kid sister is finally getting married. ...... (R)

Please when is the date, time and venues for police screening exercise?

Please when is the date, time and venues for police screening exercise?