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sunnshyn: I'm done poo-ing...

Believe u me, the above got me laughing real hard, mehn! Lol.

After readin the article, i just laughed.

In as much as i detest beatin women, believe u me, smashing my tv on the floor is enough for me to beat demon out of her body.

Talk about breaking my car screen??/?... CONGRATULATIONS TO HER!! She just won herself a free ticket to visit coma!

Even guys that has 10packs stil find it hard to gain access to a naija girls' pu-c without spendin for them.

Dangote no get 6pack but him dey nyash ANY naija girl of his dream. It's all about how FAT your wallet is, bro!

Go ask Atiku weda him get 6pack b4 him nyash Genevive. 6pack ko, 6carton ni.

Ok.

ifyalways: how dem go put am for FP when Seun and all the male mods are applicants for same thing ?

Putting it on FP would eliminate their chances at success.When peeps like Dayo,Sagamite,Mbj and co applies,which chance does Seun with his mukina-ed lips stand ?

Looool... True talk jare!

honeypie311: Lol at u guys, y'all soundin as if u dont have a gf as u type those words. Well i agree gf's are more xpensive and i knw how but keep wonderin why

One of the sincere girls on NL.

Just take that bastardd to the zoo (lions den to be precise) and let them have a happy day tearing him apart.

I also forgot to add that ashanas will provide u condoms. But GFs no dey send at all! Put the raw prick inside, weda u get aids or not.

GF ofcourse!

U need to buy her phone (BB ofcourse), ipad, Brazilian hair, pay for her hair do, nails painting, take her shopping (and they'r so freaking annoying on that, comin with one or two of their friends). And lastly, when she comes visiting during the weekend, u'll get exhausted and lose some blood/weight while trying to satisfy her sexually. After helping them with all these favours, yet, they'r NOT satisfied (cos women truly don't know what they want). And the most painful thing is, on their phone, ur name would be stored with "mugu number 4". How sad!

But in the case of ashanas, u don't need spend all that much. Just negotiate ur price with them, chop ur own share and leave without nobody calling after and demanding money for recharge card. Yet, they'r not jobless but what they do with their money, I DON'T KNOW!

Ashana all the way jare!

^^ Nothin like medical problems, sista. She infidelized (permit me to use that word, lol) and got prego. She's a cheat!

Harbioollah: Its Indeed Love.

The Love of MONEY

Lol... Correct guy, u know what's up! U really beat me to it.

Congrate o! Atleast, u don get wetin u go take console urself or give u joy after we (Arsenal) deal with una (Chelsea) finish on Saturday.

Congratulations to you, once again!

Damn!!

Unbelievable!

Which kain dirty love go make u remain with somebody wey dey beat u everytime?

Nonsense!

Dem don dey bone face lyk say sex na taboo. If e hapun now, na u go first ask for round 2.

Naija gals shaaa !!

I think NL REALLY need to have a "slap" or "punch" button. Or better stil, "thrash" section.

And they'll need a plastic/rubber prick.

Nonsense!

Day dreaming! Handsome guy like that naim wan marry wor wor-lity lyk u?

Check his swagg below to know if u match his league of girls...

Nonsense!

I thought u were abouto say she later changed, strange behaviours, disrespectful and all. But NO! None of those! Just your mind was bothering if u could stay with an AA. But that wasn't the case when she risked herself in marrying u secretly, abi?... Na ur type dey paint naija bad name.

OP, 10x for this info. Have been wondering where "Obagoal" plies his trade lately. Good for him.

or

Pac Man

Who would that be?

Floyd Mayweather

joeydozzy: to be sincere is not your decision to make, it's hers. urs is just to love and support her if she feels there's no meaning to it

Somehow, i think its his decision to decide.

Op, if i have a gf and she wants to be an actress (and that involves kissing, smooching and caressing another dude in some part of the movie scene), left for ME to decide if that role would go on. But if am not cool with the idea of seeing another guy romancing my future wife to be, in a movie role and she insists, then the best i can do is END the r/ship and leave her life alone for her to carry on with her future career, and also start dating someone that wouldn't find any problem with a guy romancin his gf in a movie [afterall, I'm NOT married to her yet].

Life is sooooo EASY but sometimes, we make it difficult for ourselves. Abi no be person/human being dey marry all these Euro pornn stars?