Ok, its my free day today and its friday..

I'm stooling...typing this sitting on the toilet bowl...(I wonder what I ate)he he he he he

So, been lying in bed, random thoughts flying through my mind...

Mom calls me with updates about my friends in Lagos getting married each saturday, she's not talking much, but she's saying a whole lot...*sighs*

So, I'm trying to define in my head what my Ideal man would/should be...

I'm strange and weird like that, especially going by the kind of physical 'whatever' I'd love to see in my man..lol

Allow me list a bit of them attributes..

*Little bit of round belly(6 packs and d likes are just not my thing)

*Receding hair-line (ha ha ha) I love my man with a little bit of baldness! Didn't I warn you I was weird from the start?

*Lefties (Jeeeez! I love left-handed men) can't explain why though

*Nerdy-looking men (No really, I can't stand the bad-boy looking kinda men! Puleeese! Wear prescribed glasses, and I'm all down!

*Calm-talking (loud and everywhere kind of men? no! no!)

*Non-confidence: Now, let me explain this a bit, if a guy comes to me bursting with lots of confidence, I'll be instantly put off and on guard...so just come with a little bit of shyness(I'm extremely shy) and I'm down..lol

Yes, now u have it...just random thoughts sha, I'm done poo-ing...lemme clean up, would be back!

N.B: You may bash this thread and the poster, but please don't move this to the front page, cos we have lots of poo going on there already don't add this to them...!!

sυηηshyη™

hmmmmmm

Lol u r sipping on d wrong kind of weed

Everyone with their own choice

U may remain umarrid oooo

Why do I have a feelin dat u are lying or perhaps the poo is nt making u think straight (while I imagin how sexxy u are sittin on that thing with ur pantss down and...) ok back to topic.


Are u out? Ok go back and read ur post. Rewrite it, I bet u, we will see a whole lot of difference.

Goodluck with your search madam

Smoking under the hot sun is a bad thing

that shitt really did a number on you

The last three attributes, especially d fourth one? Soooo hawt!

tobechi74: U may remain umarrid oooo

Why do u feel so? Anyways, I hope not..lol

frank3.16:
Why do I have a feelin dat u are lying or perhaps the poo is nt making u think straight (while I imagin how sexxy u are sittin on that thing with ur pantss down and...) ok back to topic.


Are u out? Ok go back and read ur post. Rewrite it, I bet u, we will see a whole lot of difference.

No lies bro! Weird isn't it? I agree too..

kemiola89: Goodluck with your search madam

Thank you madam

Mynd_44: Smoking under the hot sun is a bad thing

I promise you I don't smoke...

joeydozzy: that shitt really did a number on you

gree-die:
The last three attributes, especially d fourth one? Soooo hawt!

Really? How nice!! AHa ha ha ha ha

@sυηηshyη™,

Your strangeness and weirdness should win an accolade...choi Anyway, lemme check if my heavenly-fitted spec would match with yours...

*About the belly - Mine's normal but I'm hitting the gym from Monday... tough luck

*Hair-line? - I aint bald dear #Jeez, your spirit must be like 1000years old..

*I'm right-handed... #And I fail, yet again..

*Not a "Nerdy-looking man" as I don't wear medicated glasses and just don't act like one.

*Calm-talking - Duh! Finally, a point where the cap fits...albeit football brings out the parrot in me.

*Non-confidence: I come with a tad bit of shyness like a brand new Bee-Ma-W, all new products do

Yes, now u have it; just random thoughts of myself sha, people may describe me differently though. So, it pretty much seems like we're worlds apart...so good luck in your search...

PS - I can actually perceive the stench from that your poo on my monitor...#Tragic!

sunnshyn:

I promise you I don't smoke...

Then perhaps your neighbour foes and you are high from second hand smoke

sunnshyn: I'm done poo-ing...

Believe u me, the above got me laughing real hard, mehn! Lol.

She aint talking much but she is saying a whole lot... Nice literary statement.


But seriously u'r weird... Unique maybe. I almost tot u smoke until u confessed odawise to Mynd.

Funny.

A pot bellied man? I picture u pregnant and holding hands with him on the street

A near-bald man? Lol.

A Lefthanded man- Lefthanded men are so romantic. i think Dat's the best point

I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie.
Attention-seeking and picture on profile!

sauer: I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie.
Attention-seeking and picture on profile!

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Not exactly a newbie, no?

I can't believe that a cute lady like yourself would prefer a pot-bellied, bald man. Good luck with it though.

sauer: I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie.
Attention-seeking and picture on profile!

Ah ha ha Mr saucer(does this ring a bell?) Oops! sauer, my bad!! Lol..

You forget too easily don't you??

Rukemi291: Funny.

A pot bellied man? I picture u pregnant and holding hands with him on the street

A near-bald man? Lol.

A Lefthanded man- Lefthanded men are so romantic. i think Dat's the best point

Read dear! Read!! "A little bit of round belly"...anyways, I did warn you I was strange...*shrugs*

SalemLord: Everyone with their own choice

Exactly! I'm glad you see it that way!! Ur unique too..don't be told otherwise

mojounited: @sυηηshyη™,

Your strangeness and weirdness should win an accolade...choi Anyway, lemme check if my heavenly-fitted spec would match with yours...

*About the belly - Mine's normal but I'm hitting the gym from Monday... tough luck

*Hair-line? - I aint bald dear #Jeez, your spirit must be like 1000years old..

*I'm right-handed... #And I fail, yet again..

*Not a "Nerdy-looking man" as I don't wear medicated glasses and just don't act like one.

*Calm-talking - Duh! Finally, a point where the cap fits...albeit football brings out the parrot in me.

*Non-confidence: I come with a tad bit of shyness like a brand new Bee-Ma-W, all new products do

Yes, now u have it; just random thoughts of myself sha, people may describe me differently though. So, it pretty much seems like we're worlds apart...so good luck in your search...

PS - I can actually perceive the stench from that your poo on my monitor...#Tragic!

Lol@ heavenly fitted spec...well,you didn't expect we'll be 100% compatible did you?
Don't worry about the many other places you failed, we could make up for them all...*smiles...


Yes, that poo smelled like something outta the septic...yuck!!..#epic!!!...*tongue-out

T_Bademosi: She aint talking much but she is saying a whole lot... Nice literary statement.


But seriously u'r weird... Unique maybe. I almost tot u smoke until u confessed odawise to Mynd.

Thanks love...and Yes, I still don't smoke...lol

claremont: I can't believe that a cute lady like yourself would prefer a pot-bellied, bald man. Good luck with it though.

"A little bit of round belly" Claremont sweety,, that's what sυηηshyη™ said...if I wanted a pot-bellied man like Papa Ajasco, I would have stated precisely...

Mynd_44:
Then perhaps your neighbour foes and you are high from second hand smoke

No neighbour anywhere close...CO and its like's far from me..strange but sane like that..

Ranoscky:
Believe u me, the above got me laughing real hard, mehn! Lol.

You sure love a good laugh don't you Ranoscky dear? Lol