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LiteratureRe: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by Ranoscky(m): 4:55am On Jan 01, 2018
ClassCaptain:
meh, meh, meh.- ....The goat sang melodiously
This got me laughing so hard mehn... I mean so hard that i laughed tears out of my eyes.

Its like when one is over pressed with poo in public and looking for a hide out place to offlaod it. When he or she is done, the kinda relief such person feels is what i felt now after reading the above quote.

No doubt, my 2018 will be an easy ride cos i just laughed my sorrows away.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Ranoscky(m): 12:36am On Dec 31, 2017
alfred007:
confessing to the man would bring problem to their marriage, don't u think so?
Bro ignore that her advice cos if u do, u'r about tearing up a happy home apart. Just ask God for forgiveness and move on.
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Ranoscky(m): 6:18am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:
Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.
I guess that was all the lies they told u just to have there way in. If not, how did u know that is what men say to women just to get in or are u a sexual privacy invader?
EventsRe: Girl Thrills Lagosians With Her Amazing Flexibility At 1lagosfiesta by Ranoscky(m): 1:38pm On Dec 28, 2017
whitebeard:
First pic has guys thinking
Beliee dah
EventsRe: Girl Thrills Lagosians With Her Amazing Flexibility At 1lagosfiesta by Ranoscky(m): 1:37pm On Dec 28, 2017
mccoy47:
Me trying hard to picture dis girl on my bed with d 1st pix
My thought exactly.
FamilyRe: My Grandmom Was Disowned For Marrying This Nigerian Man;English Man Reveals.PICS by Ranoscky(m): 1:11pm On Dec 28, 2017
Same happened to me. Her parents refused me marrying their daughter (tho the dad agreed but her mom is the obstacle). The grand ma was involved and a family meeting was called. After the meeting she later gave in but before u know it...



Well... History.
CelebritiesRe: What Is Davido’s Hand Doing Inside His Trousers? by Ranoscky(m): 1:21pm On Dec 27, 2017
Itching his prick ofcourse. Is it a crime?
CrimeRe: Man From Edo Accused Of Impregnating A Goat, Forced To Have Sex With The Goat by Ranoscky(m): 12:26pm On Dec 27, 2017
xendra:
and they now forced him to make love with the goat? they are all insane and guilty of the same crime, they should all be shot!
Lol...Edorians no go keel person. grin
CelebritiesRe: Yewande Adekoya Abiodun Arrested In The US For Credit Card Fraud by Ranoscky(m): 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: 15 Nigerian Celebrities Who Had Babies In 2017 by Ranoscky(m): 12:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
rawpadgin:
If u have ever committed an abortion yet u are criticizing these people.......may the spirit of the unborn child/children u murdered torment ur life
Amen
CelebritiesRe: 15 Nigerian Celebrities Who Had Babies In 2017 by Ranoscky(m): 11:49am On Dec 27, 2017
Rokia2:
Kudos to the married couples on that list.

Doing it the right way. Not this stupid new trend of having kids out of wedlock.
I dont like hypocritical comments like this.

Rokia, i swear down with my left ball that u ain't a virgin. If am right, then why indulge into fornication when u know u are not yet married? Or does ur religion permit that?
FamilyRe: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by Ranoscky(m): 2:15am On Dec 27, 2017
Not funny but i just had to share...

3days ago my friend bought water toy gun for her 4yr old daughter and she was so happy and excited.

Daughter: I will shoot winch (witches and wizards) i will not shoot God and Jesus.

Me: Why?

Daughter: Because they are powerful.

Me: Jaw dropped and speechless.

Nowadays children are more smater than we were back in the days.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Christmas Photos by Ranoscky(m): 8:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
If only christians would understand the true meaning of what the celebrate.
FashionRe: Abdulateef Titilope Kawiyat, Miss Kogi Gets 1997 Model Volks Wagen Star Prize by Ranoscky(m): 6:39pm On Dec 19, 2017
Far better than so-called presidential hand shake
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Rocks See-Through Outfit As She Shares Cryptic Message by Ranoscky(m): 6:33pm On Dec 19, 2017
None of my biz
CelebritiesRe: Praiz Has Been Released From Police Custody by Ranoscky(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2017
Wetin hin do?
FamilyRe: Can You Trust A Wife Like This? by Ranoscky(m): 10:09am On Sep 28, 2017
women
PoliticsRe: A Soldier Killed While Fighting Boko Haram. Nigerians React (Photos) by Ranoscky(m): 1:46am On Sep 24, 2017
brb
CultureRe: What Is The Biggest Culture Shock You Have Had? by Ranoscky(m): 1:11am On Sep 24, 2017
booked
FamilyRe: My New Wife Hates My Family Without Provocation by Ranoscky(m): 7:55am On Sep 14, 2017
Pained!


Pls how old is the op?
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created God? - An Invalid Question by Ranoscky(m): 2:52pm On Sep 03, 2017
brb
Christianity EtcRe: China Bans Children From Attending Churches by Ranoscky(m): 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2017
not_my_concern.
PetsRe: If All Animals were Tamed, Which Animal Will You Take As A Pet? by Ranoscky(m): 9:19am On Aug 19, 2017
polar_bear
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Refugees Rescued Nigerian From Fire! by Ranoscky(m): 2:18pm On Jul 17, 2017
Too bad. But thank God for your life.
Foreign AffairsRe: 16 Crazy Laws That Only Exist In North Korea by Ranoscky(m): 9:13pm On Jul 16, 2017
Bondage.
CelebritiesRe: Ray Hushpuppi Lands In Hospital Over Too Much Champagne (Photos) by Ranoscky(m): 7:50pm On Jul 16, 2017
Where the hell did i keep that fvck?

RomanceRe: Do Men Also Get Used And Dumped? by Ranoscky(m): 6:27am On Jul 11, 2017
Those men who cry 'use and dump' are the ones that lavishly spend on their women. When u spend wisely on ur girlfriend, if anything happens, you'll just dust off and move on to the next.

The women that screams 'used and dumped' are the ones that are expecting their boyfriend to spend heavily on them so as to balance the juice milked out of them. Refusing to acknoledge the fact that it was both party that 'used' each other.
CrimeRe: Pastor Attacks Clo’s Secretary, Stabs Him In The Eye by Ranoscky(m): 10:42pm On Jul 10, 2017
Pastor indeed.
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo Recounts How His Wife Saved His Life After Hearing His Heartbeat by Ranoscky(m): 10:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
Nice observation.

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