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[quote author=pearl~hapi]and what happend to gospel songz like#i belong to jesus[/quote]U wan claim "saint" abi wetin?

Urkelace - Recovery Tale.

WTF thread of the week!

Even Jesus Himself was not believed by everybody, and was even denied by one of his disciples during His time on earth, so i don't blame those posters makin mockery of God/Jesus or insultin the OP.

Father forgive them for they know NOT what they do.

I jus dey laff som pipu for here sha! I pray God, in His infinite mercies, forgive them.

Something happened to my immediate elder brother last year (or early this year or so) and til date, it stil marvels me. But i thank God that my brother superseded!

I watched a video about a 4yr old boy that encountered heaven while being operated. I won't explain all what he encountered but i'll leave u guys with the followin marvelling question (to whom it may concern)...

U guys r happily married and ur wife took in (pregnant). The doctors prescribed the baby was a girl. Along the line, there was a miscarriage. Later on, she took in again and gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. Now the boy is 4yrs old and all is well. My question... How would u feel if suddenly, ur 4yr old child walks up to u nd asks the following question: Mum, Dad, y didn't u guys tell me that i v a sista?

The boy explained how he got to know. And believe u me,its shocking, but i just wanto here from some people here.

Onpe!

Next ki gbo gbo won ku da nu.

Rano walks in. Goes thru thread and starts singing: Oboy no le, giv me d rizzla, and the ganjah me i wan feel irayyyyy. As i com dey feel i ray b4 i knowwwww, me i don jogodooo!!

Dis killz sef, dem born u, born insult?

mobf: ^you sure about that?

Ofcourse!

R.I.P.

Oboy, na women o!

I don't like seein pregnant women. It brings the memory of their time of delivery. Sooo painful. Ahgrrr

Oboy, i give it to the female folks jare!

[quote author=fresh_dude]Abeg when do I start?[/quote]A big fat Lol.

Omo ehn, boys r not smillin o, hahaha...

Rano walks in, singing "I'm lookin for a wifeyyyy. I don't know where she might beeeeee".

Now, the 2nd pic got me laughing.

Vice versa.