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Ìfarajúwe.

O dabo.

rara o...
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but yyyyyyy always Ibadan/oyo ... Ibadan/Oyo ppl ll always create awareness,ppl ll always see something special in the city.... .....a ji se bi oyo laa ri ,oyo kii se bi Baba enikankan .....Oyo state / Ibadan, the headquarters of politics from day 1 ,, days of adegoke adelabu, (penkelemes ).....
#irepOsunOsogbo..... born,bred n live in Ibadan.... Ibadan ni mo wa o.....

"anybody " must not Say "anything " that can cause wahala...... I listened to this man on splash fm and was like who's this

are multiple IP addresses applicable on here too.....the merging has always been overwhelming between GMB n GEJ... we all know this fact .... yeye yeye

"Must" have an educational qualification.....NO!

ALLAH (swt ) stated the attributes in surat -ul mu' min

oloriburuku ni awon boko haram yi o.. ...western education is a sin / forbidden, yet they are applying it in various ways

GenBuhari:
[size=19pt]1. Cleansed Nigeria of corruption as head of state

2. Reduced inflation rate from 40% to 3%

3. Prosecuted and jailed hundreds of corrupt politicians, officials and business people

4. Reduced our debt

5. Diversified our economy focusing more on agriculture

6. Stabilised Naira (changed colour of money to stop illegal printing and theft of our money)

7. Rejected IMF loans and its ruinous dictates

8. Recovered looted funds from looters

9. Refused to Devalue Naira or raise fuel price

10. Captured Exiled looter Umaru Dikko in the Uk

I can go on!

Anyway I don't want any reward from Okupe I don't handle stolen money [/size]

God bless you

that guy should be in oyedepo 's hell by now

PDP's AIT Documentary Debunked!

If you have seen the PDP sponsored Ducumentary against the in-coming President Buhari. Here is the truth;

1. Fela never mentioned Buhari's name in the $2.8bn issue. He mentioned OBJ. The documentarians cut that part off, said it was GMB. Infact the name "OBJ" for Obasanjo was first used by Fela and it was in that song. Fela authored that acronym as we use it today and even extend it to others like IBB, GMB,GEJ etc.

2. Buhari did not expel Ghana from Nigeria, Shehu Shagari did it.

3. The issue of Gloria Okon disappearing under GMB is also a Bloody lie. Gloria disappeared under IBB (Dele Giwa died for it)

4. What has the death of two of Buhari's daughters got to do with a documentary of Buhari's ability to rule?

5. Fela's mum died after Kalakuta republic was attacked by Obasanjo's govt in 1978. GMB didnt come into power until 1984. Infact Obansanjo was dragged to the Oputa panel by the Anikulapo's family for that reason.

They are taking Nigerians for fools. Tell them you are not. Thumb Jonathan out of Aso rock on #‎FeBuari‬ 14.

PDP's AIT Documentary Debunked!

ADAPTED!

If you have seen the PDP sponsored Ducumentary against the in-coming President Buhari. Here is the truth;

1. Fela never mentioned Buhari's name in the $2.8bn issue. He mentioned OBJ. The documentarians cut that part off, said it was GMB. Infact the name "OBJ" for Obasanjo was first used by Fela and it was in that song. Fela authored that acronym as we use it today and even extend it to others like IBB, GMB,GEJ etc.

2. Buhari did not expel Ghana from Nigeria, Shehu Shagari did it.

3. The issue of Gloria Okon disappearing under GMB is also a Bloody lie. Gloria disappeared under IBB (Dele Giwa died for it)

4. What has the death of two of Buhari's daughters got to do with a documentary of Buhari's ability to rule?

5. Fela's mum died after Kalakuta republic was attacked by Obasanjo's govt in 1978. GMB didnt come into power until 1984. Infact Obansanjo was dragged to the Oputa panel by the Anikulapo's family for that reason.

They are taking Nigerians for fools. Tell them you are not. Thumb Jonathan out of Aso rock on #‎FeBuari‬ 14.

Naago (tnx )

Make d hell "gatekeeper " open gate for this man

front page straight !....
*modified * Oh! We now have d gatekeeper of hell here in Nigeria.....

Revealed: How PDP chiefs
forged Buhari document
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) leaders seem
to be hanging on tenaciously to their puerile
stand that All Progressives Congress (APC)
presidential candidate Gen. Muhammadu
Buhari has not come clean on its academic
qualifications.
It emerged yesterday that the PDP
Presidential Campaign Council manipulated a
Cambridge University e-mail to justify its
claim that Gen. Buhari’s West African School
Certificate’s statement of result was forged.
PDP Campaign Council spokesman Femi Fani-
Kayode has been accused of doctoring an e-
mail from Cambridge.
An accountant and blogger, Mr. Suraj Oyewale,
claimed in a message published by Premium
Times that the e-mail received from
Cambridge by his friend, Sodiq Alabi, was
doctored by Fani-Kayode to achieve another
purpose. Fani-Kayode has not disputed this
claim.
Oyewole said: “The controversy over the
secondary school results of the All
Progressives Congress (APC) presidential
candidate, General Muhammadu Buhari,
continues as the University of Cambridge has
said that Hausa Language, which is one of the
subjects listed by Buhari, was not offered in
its examinations in 1961.
“The disclosure was contained in a statement
from the office of the Director of the PDP
Presidential Campaign Organisation claiming
it came through an e-mail dated Thursday,
January 22, 2015 from the institution’s
Archives Delivery Service Officer, Jacky
Emerson, to one SODIQ ALABI who requested
for confirmation if the examination body
offered Hausa Language in the 1961 West
African Certificate Examination it organised.
“Emerson, in his one-sentence reply, said:
“According to the Regulations for 1961,
African Language papers, including those for
Hausa, WERE NOT included for West African
School Certificate.
“This development may have further cast
doubts on the certificate which is purported to
be General Buhari’s. He is yet to react to the
assertion by the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP) Presidential Campaign Organisation
that the document (the published certificate)
was forged and illegally
procured.” (Capitalizations mine)
Sodiq was shocked such falsehood was
attributed to him by Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode
and wanted misrepresentation.
“Sodiq Alabi (sodiqalabi@ hotmail.com) had
written an email to Cambridge Assessment,
the brand name of University of Cambridge
Local Examinations Syndicates, on January
22, 2015, 13.31 hours, to confirm whether
Hausa was truly offered by it in 1961
examinations. By 4.10pm same day, Jacky
Emerson (archives@
cambridgeassessment.org.uk), Archive
Services Delivery officer of Cambridge
Assessment, replied thus: “Dear Sodiq Alabi,
According to the Regulations of 1961, African
Language papers, WERE SET for West Africa
School Certificate.”
“A screenshot of this email exchange was
shared with us on Facebook by Sodiq and it
went viral on the internet.
“The email triggered other Nigerians to send
emails to Cambridge Assessment for
independent confirmation and the school came
out with a statement on its website the next
day. In the release titled, ‘Statement in
response to Nigerian Presidential election
enquiries”, the school stated, ‘The
organisation also confirmed that according to
the Regulations for 1961, African Language
papers, including those for Hausa, WERE SET
for the West African School Certificate.” Here
is the link to the Cambridge Assessment
website where this confirmation was
published: http://
cambridgeassessment.org.uk/news/
statement-in-response-to-nigerian-
presidential-election-enquiries/.
“It is however surprising that Femi Fani-
Kayode went ahead to alter the content of
Sodiq’s email in his press statement to,
‘According to the Regulations for 1961,
African Language papers, including those for
Hausa, WERE NOT included for West African
School Certificate.’, and still quoted the email
as the source.
“It is very unfortunate that this is the man
speaking for the President’s re-election
campaign. How do we believe every other
‘fact’ he has quoted has not been altered as
well? It is a shame.
He added: “This is not the first time President
Jonathan’s men are forging or altering
documents to demonise anyone perceived as
the President’s ‘enemy’. His New Media
Assistant, Reno Omokri, was also busted in
February, last year, when he hid under a
pseudonym, Wendel Simlin, to send false but
damaging reports to newspapers to demonise
the then just suspended Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN) Governor Sanusi Lamido
Sanusi. A dig into the source of the computer
used in typing the document showed it was a
certain Reno Omokri that authored it!”

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention,
don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a
good wife to you, some could be a good mother
to your children but if you’ve found a woman
like a mother to you, your children and your
family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that was
our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if
you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will be
difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of
the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in
your care, she will keep you asking even when
all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had
many wives and many children because of our
large farm- lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet
your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that
woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for
sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife
has changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother rode the bicycle with
me before I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure
with you in your little beginning should not
enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too
and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal
right with you in the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take
one part and ask her to start paying the other
part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I
took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet
your wife a virgin, don’t blame
her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women
had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school
because I was foolish like many to think a
female child won’t extend my
family name, please don’t make that mistake,
the kind of female achievers I see nowadays
has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up
the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it
because she was angry, I did not raise my hand
to beat her because of a day like this, so that I
can be proud to tell you that I never for once
beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more
of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you,
some had minor painting of their appellation
mostly on their arms, the ones you people now
call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t
expose any part of their body like your women
of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your marriage,
try to handle issues without always coming to
us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s
first sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing
yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and
your mother, so that your children will take care
of you too.
My people how una dey
copied from #1Facebook Post

oga don wet ground again, oga go bornu state b4 the scheduled rally.... so that oga go see something talk... God dey shaa ..
those released should just b given medical check (including psychiatric test) Cus i don't think they are normal human beings anymore, with what they have experienced..... let their families do dat....oga won't do that o....
congratulations!

oga don wet ground again, oga go bornu state b4 the scheduled rally.... so that oga go see something talk... God dey shaa

SeverusSnape:
Fake news.

The APC has told Nigerians that the rumour making the round that the Principal of Buhari's school is killed, is not true. They have sent people to check on him and He is hale and hearty, so Nigerians should not believe the info from mischieve makers.

IS THE PRINCIPAL TRULY MURDERED?!

i have received information from two different sources that the Principal Of Katsina school that released the certificate of Buhari has been killed by unknown gun men few moments ago!

Does anybody have a way to confirm if this is true or false?

I made this post just to authenticate or debunk the info.

Who has any useful information about the principal right now?

Don't forget to get back to us please.

JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE
FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :
* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be
Yaradua's running mate who were the
people that first kicked against your
candidacy?
The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2
years as governor in Bayelsa you did
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra
is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.
* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell
you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's
running mate?
You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has
documents proved you embezzled
N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while
your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000
(FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within
two years.
* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in
becoming Yaradua's running mate?
The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who
today is your mouth piece and who is
pretending loves you the most.
* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did
you do to gather public sympathy?
You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part
of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like
it was your political opponents. The SSS
released a report which you guys later hid to
debunk your dubious claim.
* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be
in charge of negotiations with the Niger
Delta Militants, who were those who
objected and what was their reasons?
Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason
being that you are not sincere in the Niger
Delta course but only after your pocket.
SHOULD I GO ON?
* What was your agreement with PDP
regarding a 2nd term.
You promised and even swore you will go for
a SINGLE TERM
*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced
Aoandoka to go underground?
To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late
Yaradua
.
* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu
and others even when they had to betray
their party at that last minute in order to
canvass for you.
ABSOLUTELY NO.
* How did you try to mock and tarnish
Obasanjo?
You didn't only remove all his loyalist from
your government, you also made sure you
made his enemies your closest allies. You
don't need me to start calling names right?
* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern
Ally?
Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF
BOKO HARAM.
AWAY FROM POLITICS.
* You promised Nigerians incentives in order
to remove subsidy. Things like stable power,
metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road
rehabilitation etc.
MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.
* Obasanjo's government brought GSM
amongst other things, Yaradua's short time
in government brought RULE OF LAW.
Jonathan what has yours brought?
NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN
CORRUPTION.
* Never in the history of Nigeria has all
institutions witnessed as much strike as
yours.
*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.
* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you
need FIVE presidential jet for even with the
high rate of poverty in the land.
* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that
tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along
Religion and Ethnic line.
* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT
OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX
CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or
whatever), Bode George.
* Jonathan will rather gallivant with
Nollywood stars than have a session with
those brains who are truly making Nigerians
proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still,
compose a comforting message to the
people of North East.
Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.
We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the
world.
We have no motorable federal road.
A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL
CARRIER.
HIGH Uneployment in the land.
High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants
to curb corruption with technology).
JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if
WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU
WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE
LAND.
FELLOW NIGERIANS : Share these on your
Facebook, Twitter, Instergram, BBM,
Whatsapp, And every blog and forum you
know ( COPY AND PASTE . THE WHOLE
NIGERIA MUST SEE AND HEAR OF
JONATHAN'S LIES). Until Jonathan can
answer the above questions he doesn't
deserve our "clap" not to talk more of our
"votes". Be warned! No known record for a
successful brain transplant yet so we don't
expect any state of improvement in
Jonathan's cluelessnes and deceits.

Oh ! I do pass along these places when travelling to Kogi state.. I thought they are part of Ondo/Kogi state.
Ibilos love selling fried yam.

ise *loogun*..

taa n mo OOO?....kini GESTURE ni ede Yoruba ?

Mutuwa:
floccinaucinihilipilification

Also check


antidisestablishmentarianism

And finally..



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Look them up don't conclude they are fictitous words.

Oga, are u okay?.... just dey laffffffffff

I do draw well water for my wife and carry d water in by herself.... it's normal... She's not my slave

only a saTANist could think of dis inhuman permutation

barcanista:
Kogi is one state that parade one of the worst Governor in our democratic history. They are plagued with a incompetent President and a mediocre governor. The People of Kogi State have pledge to throw their weight behind the candidacy of Muhammadu Buhari and the APC. Kogi is ready 4 Change, APC is ready for Kogi...

Sai Buhari

English (idris ) wada or what is he called... I served there,,,, inactive!.

dat9jaguy:
No nigerian politician that has fought OBJ has ever remained the same.Ask Okadigbo,Wabara,Atiku,Uzor Kalu,Nnamani,Anyim,after the dust of their fights
have settled they lost political relevance.P.D.P is heading in the same direction.

P.s:The only politician that has fought OBJ and still has political relevance is Tinubu.



#febuhari.

tinubu =JAGABAN

arowa wo ni a fe pa fun eni ti iya re jona mo'le...
what(degree of ) sympathy can one tender to whom his/her mother was burnt to death in a house