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007Bruce:
1 bar = 2lines here
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Last year he wrestled Mik, & the wizened fraud fumbled/ Jason shuffled his muzzle, & left him in a rickshaw bundled/ fed him suffocating 'heat'...with flicks so subtle/ so if Ely yelps bout' hisPseudo-coo...then this will be a replay of how he crumbled....against that'Jigsaw' Puzzle!/

so 10 bars = 20lines

isnt this ur 1 bar??
Pls Ibime, Mikuz, KrOne, Elymaxiimus, 007Bruce, ningas is this two lines or Four lines??

darkenedrebel:
Go read mikuz vs Bruce & understand what 10 bars is.. It can be 4/5/6 lines in a single stanza/quatrain. It's your choice.. just don't stretch by doing more than 10 stanzas in total.. .

i can't keep explaining myself to a nitwit.. Figure it out yourself
.and what do you mean by like Ibime style? You should be telling your grandparents to imitate ibime's style not me.. .Are all facebookers mörons by default? ..your unintelligent blabbles are irritating and bothering my mention notification .I suggest you fück off till it's time to post tomorrow. .

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Smh, chief @romo 1 of Nairaland. The only place ur dad be king n u be Prince

[4/5/6 lines] Mich, are always a fool or u're trying ur best today Didnt u say ur 10 bars is 20 lines max??
Okpoko! When its 4,5, or 6 lines in ur 1 bar format, wudnt that be 40, 50, or 60 lines Guy u too dey claim ITK, Dont even knw if ur IQ is inversely proportional to ur Height!
anyway, its normal shaa, every braggart is morön! come get schooled on ur self acclaimed ground.
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darkenedrebel:
You are infinitesimal. .it won't take me more than 30minutes to pen down bars to wipe out your entire clan ...

stop acting like you are in charge here.. I'm the one doing you a favour not the other way round..

Get your bars together and we post 8pm tomorrow. ..if you don't then the battle is off.. Ibime streetwize DBR and co gave themselves less than 12-6 hours notice before they brawled back then. .so it's 8pm tomorrow or you can go to hell ...I have more important people on my bucket list

lol, i've been to hell n bäck son! Doing me a Favour?? indeed! Oga on Top.
Get someone to setup d thread Then.

darkenedrebel:
I've changed my mind. .let's drop tomorrow by 4 pm instead. ....

Tomorrow by 4pm.. Get your bars together

stop being a chameleon! U wana battle me with ur Liricyst pre written lines? Anyway it aint my biz, bt we gon drop on Monday 8pm. Simple! So stop getting it twisted like ur wordplay schemes.

darkenedrebel:
I've changed my mind. .let's drop tomorrow by 4 pm instead. ....


Are you dumb? 10 bars is not 30 lines but 20

If you overstretch and do beyond 10 quatrains you would be automatically disqualified so I suggest you go check past battles and understand the meaning of 10 bars here..

Tomorrow by 4pm.. Get your bars together

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Dude stop confusing urself with Bars n Quatrain ish!
The last time i checked ur, 1 bar ranges from 4 - 6 lines. Moreover Quatrain and bar dont mean dsame!
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A quatrain is just 4 lines so mechipu onu nwata!!
If we're gon drop 10 quatrains, let me knw, if u want 10 bars, then u shudnt stretch ur lines with fillers, just 2 lines per punch like Ibime's style.

darkenedrebel:
10 bars & we drop on Monday 1pm...don't come with stories like liricyst. .. loser deactivates his account.... Lemme shut you up for good.....

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At last u let Diego go! Nice one son, 7am - 6pm is my working hr, so we drop towards evening, im gon be busy by 1pm. We drop 8pm on the dot. 10 bars. 30 lines max! Take note.

darkenedrebel:
Just stop mentioning me.. Im not interested in battling you. .now swerve into oblivion. .expect no more replies from me as well..

yawns.
Cowardice excuse!
Go Ffuck urself! Mr.Mypapanaking
u cudnt face d shame of losing this time to a newbie. Olodo! Quit tryina act matured son. Darkenedrebel, i knw u're @fraid of getting exposed here in NL.

darkenedrebel:
Increase it to 50k.. .before I battle you, you must wager 50k & have the money sent to Kr0ne before the brawl.. If you win, Kr0ne returns your money. ....if you lose, your money would be donated to a motherless baby home in my name..

5k? That's how much I pay an olosho just for giving me a blöwjob..bring something better to the table son..

Obtuse dunce! Every time u brag! While u barely afford 3 square meals. If na 50k u want in, then u'll equally stake 50k. I'll send mine to KrOne when he got urs, Ajepako
Anytime its U vs Linx, u always lose even if i scripted while half asleep. Prove its a lie now or never! I can even share d D.R.D cypher Finals were u wia rapped like a virgin!. But u cant share any link 4rm fb provinq u ever won me. All u do is brag, then Curse judges after verdicts.

And hey Darkenedrebel stop bragging son, if u ever win me, let Mikuz ban me for 6 months after i send the sum of 5k to ur empty account. U have my words son! Prove to Nairalanders that u're a god for once or remain a pussy forever!
U aint staking anythng. N i give u my words!! Let everyone be ur witness when i said this!
Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Adanna28
007Bruce
Funlord
Elymaxiimus
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
Guykhena
MuhdG
Dklef
Dj5naira
Giyazz

YoungDaNaval:
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how far bro.

darkenedrebel:
it's not childish talks.. it's the bitter truth.. I'm your god.. & if you want me to stop then quit intruding my cyber-space like a spastic

the cypher finals wasn't a diss battle but a freestyle verse which you lost anyway... facebook is full of dickriders..who doesn't know that.... if öbainojazz & obesëmf that I destroyed easily could take you to the cleaners then you are nothing compared to me..
you should go battle warriblööd & work on your punchlines, rhymes and line compression


and for the umpteenth time stop spamming my mentions like a convulsing photosensitive epileptic .... I'm not battling you.. get that into your thick skull & move on gollum.. ..

yawns.
Stark raving lunatic.
Facebook full of dickriders?? How many ghost accounts did u have @ fb? Who doesnt knw u vote ur self countless times??
Ibime lost to Streetwize twice, n yet Streetwize got beaten by some khats who Ibime schooled! So STFU son! Thats not how a game goes! Even if Warcraft brings another Ibime vs Streetwize, do u think he's still gon win again with Bis' Advancement in d game?? Mumu! Quit living on past glory...
winning Jazz n Obesemf doesnt grant u any crown in d hood... Moreover, i was a newbie in Nl when i bättled them with d absent of Nl's preferred Style of script.
So quit ranting!
#Ajebota

darkenedrebel:
I beat you in text and audio..stop acting like a low life

Pussying around with someone that used to message me to ask the difference between metaphor and punchlines...
Are you not the same dude always messaging me to ask what word rhymes with another?

I'm glad I took screenshots..

For the last time go battle your mates and stop bugging me.
Maybe when you start compressing your bars instead of stretching like the plastic man

Smh @ Childish talks!!
Grow d ffuck up Michael, our audio brawl didnt even get any verd. D.R.D cypher Finals, werent u schooled?? Even @ D.A.R, PYCR, insignia, those days son! When i bagged u often 2 the extend u were even comfortable in my bags.
Moreover stop telling lies son!

darkenedrebel:
stop spamming my mentions lunatic.. I whacked you on facebook both in text & audio.... I owe you no battle... go brawl with those in your echelon..

disclaimer!!! Among all d battles we had on fb u önly won once which was d audio brawl so STFU n stop boasting! I schooled ya several times, same reason why u always got scared when i tell ya bout battles!
Prove it once n 4 all here Liar!! N stop pussying.

Darkenedrebel stop pussying around, cum face me son!

open c/o to Ibime, 8 bars only.
And hey Darkenedrebel, when wil u stop being a pusssy? And face me in a brawl maybe 4 d last time

When He w@s w@kkk! Now Hes Lord, n Streetwize don quit!

Teempakguy, u're a true scientist!!!

liricyst:
Nope
i wanted to sign in when i saw the fixtures.
that's why i had to at least comment on the lyrics + audio thing
would have been nice to do the audio thing with my fellow voice wackies

KrOne can u give him my place in d tour? Aint got any sharp recorder down here plus im busy these days

kekakuz:
They should keep that baby
Please we need something to fight the Antichrist

hahahahaha.... This guy funny die! Check this hahn, Dekatron, Johnydon22, Teempakguy, Menesheh, We're actually getting ready for End time!!!

hahn:
I've always said that when I die and indeed there is heaven and for whatever reason, the right god decides to pardon me and grants me access to heaven, I'll humbly decline. I'm not going to be kissing his behind for eternity. Sheesh

he'll be like "oya worship me!" if time is nt taken self, the brave hearted like my mum n dad go plan coup d'ètat for the tooth fairy!!

NICKLAUZ - 1
IFYCALEX - 2
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Winner: IEYCALEX
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THREAD CLOSED

007Bruce:
Wrong post

true! Modified

Dekatron:




just seeing this.




Lol




you like 2pac? Michael Jackson? Richard feynman, William Roetegen or whats his name (X-ray guy), Einstein, Enrico Fermi, Johnydon22, Teempakguy, menesheh, Hahn, and other HELL GOERS, including yours faithfully. . . . . We gon learn alot. Jackson gon teach me the MOON WALKING, Einstein.teach me Q.Physics, Feynman teach me calculus and feynman diagrams. . . . WE GON HAVE FUN!!






And the M'fuckers would be singing to their TOOTHFAIRY!!

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Damn! So i got brothers in NL, Man i cant wait to See Nickki minaj, Iggy n Kim Shaking off their bum! Live on Stage! Rihanna, Beyonce n co.
I swear i dnt wana miss that!!!
Baruch Spinoza, Thomas Paine, N other Philosophically n Scientifically inclined men! Damn! We'll civilize hell, Channel Pacific to it, then develop it to our taste!
I dont even knw how someone wil constantly be singing Her.lelu.jar to an imaginary sky daddy for 8 hrs without being bored!

Obesemf lost his LOR title hohohohoho....
Dark took it on a platter of Silver Gold and Diamond .

Darkenedrebel, after ur Coronation, i'm calling u out 4 the title..

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Yo Ninjas, i knw this aint worth it bt pls say something to Newbies let me close this thread.
Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Adanna28
007Bruce
Funlord
Elymaxiimus
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
Guykhena
MuhdG
Dklef
Dj5naira
Giyazz

Opener- tie 1 point
Dark cudav taken this bt the Ghana must go line has been outplayed!
Rhymes- Darkenedrebel 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors- Darkenedrebel 2 points
he nailed it!
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Punchlines- Debateable!
Dark: I consider G amouse.....cos the wimp is awful/But yet you kept looking up to the rat.............yous like the Ninja Turtles!/
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Dark: .and I treat the gremlin like a dog/Call himJacob in Bethel......A boneheaded serf........trying towrestle with his lord/ bravo!!
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obese: Max gave you two Ls, halfway we said Oh, it's clear we've been laughing out loud! Nice.

Obese: i look up to God, he's a boring nigga, see how he runs at the mention of fun, Lord!
Damn! A personalised punch!
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So for me, this Criterion is a TIE regardless Darkrebel has long@ss boring fillers cos he still brought d punch dope n Legit!

Flow- Darkenedrebel[/b]1 point
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Wordplays- [b]Obesemf 2 points. Clear!
Closer- Obesemf 1 point.
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Obesemf = 7 Points
Darkrebel = 9 points
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This is a weak brawl to me tho, i expected so much 4rm Nl Star men bt was disappointed., anyway, dope brawl i rate this 6/10.

Mvgt::::: DARKENEDREBEL

IFYCALEX:
Raplinx hommie when is the final result coming, coz after these I want to get a battle with my realrex hommie, my rapmate from childhood Henzikido, Nigga let's battle coz yuh tink these battle is wack, Henzikido I challenge yuh,

was dat why he voted u

SmokingGunZ:
Raplinx Cremation

Agbero your accent thick, your texts too,,all wack/mentioning kr0ne, bis, top heads, you'd think this dude's all crack/
Nah!. He's a pig, married to uncleanliness. ....he might have made a pact...till dirt do us part!!

If you try debunk, i go knack your head/. . .you gats confess. .you fear me, cos i've spat on 'heads/
Cleanliness is next to godliness, then this fôol's in the deepest part of hell/

I really hate to get my hands on garbage so imma make this harvest/. .buh u made the call out
GENERALLY, we have a MAJOR ops, a gun to your piss-tool. .i'll blast your PRIVATES!!../

Aint here to make a thriller/. .ama give u hot slaps..leave and later bomb him. .Dele Giwa!!...

Dont try to feel superior/. .cos i'd murk all your gee, ya!/We don't feel your steeze, pah!
Once he picks the mic, he gets all jeers, like the Capital of Algeria!!/

Fùcking paedöphile. .boys report you tore their côck pit/. .You retort, "all na nonsense". .you be Biology teacher, from thoracic he goes down to the joints, grabs the balls and suck it^^

I have nothing to say. .thats Mou's words. .buh when i'm done i wont leave this fake ass breathing/
You no contest. .i mean if i want to lose, i'd go to Chelsea to get a 'special beating"

Me vs this wack shít, a Zarian baker/
you said you'd beat darkenedrebel,
Anything you say, do like the Malian player!!/

*drops pen*

HEADBlOcK

another ghostie, dope shits tho...

Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Adanna28
007Bruce
Funlord
Elymaxiimus
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
Guykhena
MuhdG
Dklef
Dj5naira
Giyazz
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Ur votes needed here.

darkenedrebel:
after Obese.. Come get the fade like a Barber's shop





this is döper than anything 007Bruce has ever scrpted in his life...
after Obesemf.. Come get the fade like a Barber's shop

. Dont mind me jhor, thats was a freestyle ma niqqa.