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 Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:53am On Feb 25, 2013 |
...Dont just open this thread and read through...READ AND COMMENT TO ENCOURAGE PLS.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS PIECE.. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ....After the bet and win scene,I eventually left there at about 12:00 p.m to find somethinq to eat... I went to the nearest 'IYA BASIRA BUKA', ate my food in haste,as I remembered that my dad(LEST I FORGET,I LIVE WITH MY SINGLE PARENT AND YOUNGER BROTHER, MOM? WE DO VISIT HER TOO) had told me earlier before he went to his place of work to do something for him,but due to too much thinking(HOW IS THE FUTURE GOING TO BE? e.tc) I could not remember what he wanted me to do... Did I hear you say Funny? It happens sometime to everybody... ....O.K back to the story, I decided it would be better to call and ask him to remind me of what he wanted me to do than to not do it(AS I KNOW THAT MY DAD WAS GONNA FLARE UP,I'M NOT TOO OLD TO NOT BE BEATEN YOU KNOW). So,I went to a call booth to purchase a '#100 MTN (that is what I can afford o)' to call and ask him.. After recharging and calling my dad,I asked,he told me what he wanted but with some angry words too like;"what are you thinking ehn? Is that how you forget what you were thought in school too? No wonder you haven't got an admission, OLODO.." I know he spoke out of anger because,he also knows that I am a very brilliant student.. ....While I was making the call,the sales girl had gone to look for change,so I was expecting her arrival or better still my #400 change.. From ahead,I saw this fine girl,OMO she fine no be small.. Slim, light complexion, moderate bosoms and the back too, JUST THE WAY I LOVE IT.. but to me,it was just a fantasy, the girl will just pass now and BYEBYE(I'll never see her again)... > ....I was lying to myself,cos the girl came directly to me.. She said her "Hi",i said mine too "Hi",she asked whether I was the one working here or working with those that were repairing the road(Damn! I must have been knocked with a gun-bbutt,to must have not noticed that construction was going on the road..due to the oncoming election,the politicians were repairing the road as a campaign strategy), I said No, she said o.k,.. Before she could say anyother thing,I asked her why she was asking? She said she just wanted to know.. (Now thats funny,I don't know her and she's asking all these,what's up with her..my thought).. I asked her,'do I know you?' |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:41am On Feb 25, 2013*. Modified: 2:38pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
.....Hm! Hm!! Hm!!! To think that the first place i entered when i first registered on NL was this 'S.EXUALITY' section...(Guys will always act Boyish, looking for Nnude girls,S£x e.t.c), I opened a thread to participate(i wasn't able to complete it though,due to busyschedule).. >NOW this,you'll love to read..... ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ....Monday,morning 8:15 a.m ....woke up to the noise emancipatinq from the next room's occupant(a bachelor that does night shift work)..he got home that morning to the 'NON-UNUSUAL' state of electricity(NO LIGHT) , so he had to switch on his 'I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOUR GENERATOR'(small tiger generator) to help cool the room from the heat,that was what woke me. .....Damn I must have slept like a baby,I got up to take my bath and had my teeth cleaned and other necessary hygiene stuff that must be done.. After all those,done to the body,I puton my best clothe(BROWN ARMANI AND A BROOKER JEAN MATCHED WITH A PALM SLIPPERS),I also put on my G-SHOCK wristwatch and 'THE FINE BOY' is ready to go... Not that I had anywhere reasonable to go,and that was because of the 'NO JOB' slogan. .....After the dressing,I headed up to my usual place(PLAYSTATION GAME CENTRE) for fun... ....GOAAAAAL! 5-2,I made sure that I won all my bet,as i dont have much on me and 'BOYS MUST CHOP', I parted with the sum of #250 for the bet and I won #1500.. Wow! I even broke my own record of using JULIO CEASAR(A GOAL KEEPER) to score hat- trick,all though it was through 2 Freekick and 1 Penalty kick(Some Girls will not enjoy this part,due to their hatred to FOOTBALL), but we've got to admit that Footballs unite us..and also make money for people like us(THROUGH BETTING)... |
| Literature › Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 9:34am On Feb 25, 2013 |
....Don't be surprised to see this topic here and in romance section, I was banned for no cause there, so, my fans,who are thirsty and seekinq for more of my stories adviced me to drop it here.. So i'll want you all,to help me in developinq,by commentinq,advice,encouraqinq..corrections e.t.c.. May God bless us all |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 2:04pm On Feb 24, 2013 |
Verdicts please |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 11:06am On Feb 24, 2013 |
increda: CAPO FIRESTONE DIE WITH DISSon increda: Yoh capo soon as yhu see diss.. Spit yah bars.. I prolly won't β̣e online till tomorrow coz i qat low battery.. Church tinx hereyea,Capo A.K.A Mr Watchinq,come dwop urs o |
| Romance › Re: Love, In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 10:13am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Gud morninq peepz |
| Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 10:12am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Una no qo church,flow don qo church...na niqht he qo update nah.. Oya kill yaself |
| Rap Battles › Re: Mistaswag Vs Ojoawo by Rapmaestro(m): 12:22am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Wetin happen |
| Romance › Re: Love, In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 12:03am On Feb 24, 2013 |
I see you all o... Oya come comment,advice and correct moa.... Foxy_Rebirth,Cowqurl,Ucheosefoh,Gree-die e.t.c.. I hail una o |
| Romance › Re: Love, In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 11:38pm On Feb 23, 2013*. Modified: 11:57pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
.....Oh My! I felt like i'm incomplete without somethinq,but what is it o..? ....."Well,maybe if I enter,I'll remember what was it I had forqotten.I was quick to open the door,as I stepped in,Lo and behold what I saw, I saw two rats doinq the qanqnam dance in the plate I used to eat that semo, they jumped in friqht out of the plate,when they heard my footstep. "F**k,I didn't wash my plate,I'll come back to do that jawe..", "What is it o?" "What am I even lookinq for o?", Yeah,on the T.V was lyinq a Kinq James Version Bible,yeah that's what I've been crackinq my head on like I was tryinq to unlock a bank-safe.. ....Pheeew,I came out,this time,coverinq my used plate,to avoid the sh?t and contact from those nasty rats.I locked the padlock swiftly,turned to face one of my mum's neiqhbour,Iya Ahmed,I qreeted her and she responded by askinq,"Nii bò lóòda?" meaninq where are you upto?,You be my Mama ni? My thouqht,I answered back by sayinq,"I want to qo and buy meat-pie for you at Mr Biqqs", She lauqhed,knowinq fully well that I was jokinq,she was about to say somethinq when I spotted one of my tout-friends on a motorcycle. I raced to Rasco's bike,leavinq Iya Ahmed speakinq to herself, I asked where Rasco was qoinq? "Rasco Baba,where you dey qo nah?","Ha! A.Y aburo mi,na mechanic Villaqe I dey qo o,I won qo beat that Saliu wey dey repair motorcycle's enqine,he don spoil my friend's bike and that one don vex say na me qo pay o as péè na me take am qo there" he responded,I felt qlad,as he was sure to pass Crescent bus stop,the bus stop to my destination. Quickly,I mounted the 'Okada',I told Rasco,"baba,oya let's qo", the quy placed his leq on the pedal abruptly,this made the Okada jerk forward causinq my semi-fall from the backseat of the okada,then I remembered I had heard different tales of how Rasco was a reckless motorcycle rider. How I wished motorcycle had seatbelt.. ....I cursed under my breath,sayinq,"see this mumu o,he won make I fall,come stain my fine clothe wey I won qo use impress Christie,My Christie", I sure hope he didn't hear me call him mumu,he didn't,but wait o,if he had heard,I'll be havinq tatoos drawn by him with broken bottle,"Siddon well my quy"he said.. Sure thinq,who won die? I did sit well,this time,clinqinq to his shirt.. VVROOOM,off we qo 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:55pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Larry-Sun:Mr Corrector,it's not raider or rader,it is Radar |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 7:50pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
There should be discipline.. Don't u think so? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 7:28pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Mee,I dey vex qaaan ni |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 6:37pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
DeadScrollzz: And this one that Killerverse no dey come online...he sudnt try this crap with me o...rap battle is a no-nonsense entertainmen qroup now... Stick 2 Time.... U don't show, my slanq z NEEEXXXTTTTT |
| Romance › Re: Love, In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Hmmm... What hav i 4qqoten o? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 6:26pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
DeadScrollzz: Wtf,if he actually drops 4:04pm...y DQ himEven if |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Rapmaestro(op): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
crizzy: I no lyk. . .wetin sleak dEy do naw. . .i don beg naw... . .4mins late ni nawGOD CATCH U |
| Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Chioma dey steal ni? Na wa o..fine qirl 4 morninq,thief 4 nite |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 4:37pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
crizzy: Mofo! Even tho u microsoft{m.s} u nt gon excel/...beta erase ur COURSE/coz yo jez a CURSE/im nice, donf wanna cari ur CORPSE/if yo afraid call 911 to tell d COPPs...im hatin' on u coz like polez repel!<electrostatic> ||{m.s-mista swag}. . .//nice one,abeq check 4 biten ish... 9ce one but dis competition is 4 time conscious pple.. Wait o,u won make mistaswaq drop b4 u drop abi? GOD DON CATCH U,by d way,stup1d wordplay by u |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 4:09pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Na wa 4 all dis NO-SHOW-M0F0S...anyway,make dem qo,make we reduce and leave d best 2 d competition |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 3:57pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Wey crizzy,at d count of 10,Mistaswaq will win via NO SHOW.. |
| Literature › Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Rapmaestro(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
Inosenduatall: Don't worry bro will start real soon!when i 1st reqistered 4 NL,na ur tory i first meet..dat ur university tory na..u neva complete am nah |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 2:54pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
WARRIORS sharpen your sword and qet ready to wield... AWWOOOO |
| Romance › Re: Love, In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 2:49pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
....Before my dad could drop his phone,I was already on a bike. The bike-man was tryinq to chat me up,but I was not up for that,I just wanted to see CHRISTIE... ...."Abi wetin you think?",this man had been blabberinq away,while I was just thinkinq of my one and only CHRISTIE,I asked the biker-man what he said,since I did not hear all what he was sayinq,he replied by sayinq,"oqa,wetin you dey think na? I dey talk about this Fashola and Police wahala nah","Ehen!,I no hear,that Fashola self,Well! God dey see him" was all I could muster... .....Exactly 9:00A.M, I qot to my mum's house,went to where she always keep her key for us,for she had qone to her church..I enterred,only to smell food,probably semo and efo riró(veqetable soup),with equsi soup..The smell,was enouqh to remind me,that due to my hastiness,I had not eaten at home..Quickly,I had done 2 wraps of semo and the veqetable soup that was spiced and cuisoned with cow skin..(Mehn,I'm sure you've started salivatinq)... ....After that,I went back to business, brouqht out the electric iron,luckily, as if they were feelinq happy as I was, the PHCN or NEPA as they are fondly called left the liqht supply overniqht,so I was able to Iron my clothe.I did that and prepared to qo to my darlinq CHRISTIE's church...I was recitinq Crescent street opposite a cyber cafe! Crescent street opposite a cyber cafe!! Crescent street,opposite a cyber cafe!!! I was recitinq this while lockinq the door after dressinq when I remembered I had forqotten somethinq...... |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 2:09pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
mistaswag: Heya.. 'pele'.. u qo don qet ahqro o!abi o.. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:50am On Feb 23, 2013 |
whizylekzy: hey...Baby,i tink U soft..u so lazy...am nt sure diz tin Gonna turn ah baby!just how many Minute making!uve strted shaking,after how av prepared,been smoking!planning that the whole room z gonna be hot&strt shaking...Now uve all dull Ma spirit!!!non-sense making...yeahhh yeah..still On d beat..holding d sticks...chewing rap in Ma mouth lyk chewing stick..many raps on Ma lips lyk lipsticks..ma flows are xo soft buht thick!!lekzywhizy yeah!datz ma nick..i never contest cos i blif ur flows ar weak!!sowi o..wats dis? Chorus or d hook? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Rapmaestro(m): 12:34am On Feb 23, 2013 |
chocckidd: lost via no show / but me go still flow / no need for points ...i get paid for dropping frees yo /talk 2 d a$s niqqa |
Why do u guys just enjoy Win via no show...dat means u are scared of ur opponent and u are very happy dat he didnt show!...and dat makes u look Wack to Me...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 (of 135 pages)