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Oahray: howdy sire?

how y'all doinq? How una nite?

Trickle treat..... Xup pple

Oahray: Left to me, I'd have just told you it's a breed of dog, but the expression isn't of my own originality.

Larry dem dey ask you question o

hei hei

Abbott: Nice story.
Observed that you are heavily influenced by flow1759.

u are mistaken, i've dropped the first two chapters b4 flow started writing his IBO BOY stuff.. Xo, i'm just me.. Infact, i'll giv u d link to my 1st write up

Abbott: Nice story.
Observed that you are heavily influenced by flow1759. You may want to stick with pidgin or english. If in english, dont write in reported speech but directly.
"...she now asked me for my fone number..."
FOR
"what is your phone number?" She asked, looking at me.
It is 080*****" I reeled off automatically"
It is beginning to get interesting though.

thanks, i'll try 2 put dat 2 use

Wtf is a chihuahua? Just askinq

Tund£:
That alomo and 1759 na baddo, me and my guy try.... Na confirm. I don promise myself more of that eversince

bros, ur life is in danger if u trail the path of flow.. Luck dey with him, u nko?

Ishi babe,welcome back

Chai! Dis call don dey make me shake o

2 update don do all of una nah... Una won kill flow ni? Mtcheew joorh

Mologi: Dis is bro nd interesting,although am nt through wit it 'cus am presently busy wit FLOW1759's work.i wl get bak 2 urz wen der is a delay in update[ibo boy wey like yoruba]

no sh?t bruva

......."Bros,wetin I do nah?" I repeated, "Shey you no see say we don reach crescent bus stop?", Eh! Due to all this cat and mouse scene that happened, I didn't even knew we were at crescent bus stop, I looked back again to see the police van getting close, I got down from the bike, "sorry bros" I said, it was like I was talking to the air, cos immediately I alighted from the bike, Rasco sped away followed closely by the pursuing police van. I had a good laugh when I saw the back of the police van, I had a better view this time, it was more damaged than the front, Chai,this policemen and damaging of their van sha, my thought..
....I turned around, to face the clean and tarred road of crescent street, I could see the outline of Christie's tall church building, wow! It was an enormous edifice of little Italian design. I tried moving, but due to the stress my leg had undergone, it was like my leg was fixed into the ground, I gave it another try, samething, I tried couple of times till I finally gave up the trial...
.....I brought out my phone to check the time, 10:00 A.M, I returned the phone to my pocket and decided to try moving, this time, I moved, I had relaxed for about 5minutes, so,blood had circulated to its normal place, heartbeat that was beating twice its normal rate was now normal, so I took the first step lightly, life seeping back to my leg slowly, second step, I was about to take the third step when my phone rang,"I SPEND MY MONEY EVERYDAY ON TOP WOMAN" Soundsultan's natural something was my ringtone, I dipped my hand into my pocket, brought the phone out, brought the phone's screen closer to my eyes to see the caller..
...."HA! I'm dead, wetin I go tell her o", I said silently to myself

Now dis thread don turn 2 BAGGA UNITED... Una dey madt ni?