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......Darkness suddenly befell us or should I speak for myself?, befell me, How come eclipse come happen now nah? Abi I don blind ni? Different thought came and went through my mind, But wait o, shey na slap make me turn blind so? Who slapped me self? My thought was becoming an unsolved puzzle to me, It couldn't have been Christie, she was standing by my side.
.....My mind quickly thought about Christie, was she blind like me too, suddenly I heard stifle, seems like she was trying to hold a laughter by gagging her mouth with her palm.. Then it happened, I started feeling coldness on my eyes, drifting slowly to my whole body, I was scared, was I in the after-earth, whhh..i..ch means I'm ddd..e.e.ad, Omo na when you no see fear, na im you go call yourself brave man, for where? No be for death side o, My thought.
.....Wait o, I felt it now, it was like somebody was rubbing my eyes, Yes! I did my calculations 2 + 2 to give a perfect 4, someone had his or her hands to cover my eyes, I tried removing the person's hand but to no avail, he/she was just too strong, I even tried turning, but he/she turned with me while his/her hand was still strongly and firmly on my eyes. I heard Christie giggle again, she was obviously trying hard not to laugh, "Who is that nah? Show yourself nah" I said, "Abegi nah, I no be witch wey fit know who cover my face nah", I added, My captor doesn't want to say anything, as voice might give him/her away, then all of a sudden, a phone rang "I'M LOVING YOUUU EH! SHE CARRY FRONT, SHE CARRY BACK, SHE TOO PACKAGE, I CAN'T LEAVE HER" Olamide's stupid love, It was obviously not my phone neither was it Christie's, cos the sound came from behind me, It was my captors phone...
.....Movement from my captors shows that he was struggling to bring out his phone while still holding firmly to my eyes, all to no avail, then it happened....

I'm seeinq thinqs, i'm waitinq 4 Mynd_44's turn

Larry-Sun:
How would you 'mistakenly' do that, Maestro? Would you kindly tell Cuddlemii to hide it? Thanks.

yea, tell her on my behalf, she should hide my post there.. Thanks

Efemena_xy: Larry! Larry!! Larry!!!

Rap maestro and co. are commenting on the writer's collaboration thread o!

Aren't you going to do something about it? Rap is obviously the ring leader ... so give him a portion of nland grass to clear after which let him pick pin

Madam, I apologize... Larry, I apoloqize, also 2 everybody.. I must have been sleepinq and mistakenly posted it there

Sowi pple, i didn't mean to post there, i mistook it 4 this thread... From underground, I watch and I smile... Time to go back

.......Right there in front of me stood Christie, quick and thorough scan ning of her from me, shows that she was gorgeously and smartly dressed in a blue gown, V-neck, revealing a bit of her cleavage, tight around the torso downward to make obvious a figure 8 shape, black high heel shoe, under her armpit was tucked a multi-coloured painted purse, she had her hair packed to the back and a black bandana, dotted blue to match her delectable outfit. Wow! What a sexy dress, even though it was less revealing.
...".He..ey" I stuttered, someone must ignite the conversation nah, I thought, "Hey" she replied, "so you did came, came for me" she added, "yes" I replied, "I'm a reliable person, I stick to promise, I just couldn't make it to the service, Long story", "Thanks, for honouring my invitation, May God bless you, about the long story, I'm all ears, I would love to listen to your excuses", "excuses?" I countered, I glanced around me to see that the church compound that was formely filled with groups of people gathered here and there had diminished, only few people were loitered around, "Wait a minute, almost everyone had gone home, what are you still doing here" I asked, "You must still tell me your long story o" she replied and I said "yes", "OK, my parent are in the church with some other elders of the church, a meeting is going on in there with the pastor", she explained, she chatted on about the church, how her parent had helped in the growth of the church BLAH! BLAH!! BLAH!!!, we walked on towards the tent while she kept explaining till she eventually concluded her talks..
PHHEEEW, dis girl must be a talkative o, I thought, "Now, I want to hear your long story, cos I still believe you intentionally didn't want to attend the service, Ok tell me now" she said, by this time, we were almost under the tent, I started my long story, ignoring some part that I knew would offend her, I told mostly the police story, Mehn! I almost ran out of saliva, All of a sudden TTWAACKK, I received a hard slap to the back of my neck, Mehn! I saw Michael Jackson dancing Alingo o, who could that be o? I thought and I turned, Light went off...

......."You'll move to your left, then move forward a little, you'll see a tent, wait for me there, I'll meet you there",she was directing, "OK, but don't keep me waiting there o, as a punishment for not meeting the service", I said into the receiver while walking towards the tent, I was passing between two parked cars, as I came out of middle of two parked car, GGBAAM, I bumped into a lady that was also having a phone to her ear, obviously she was speaking to someone on the phone, due to the collision, her phone and mine fell, she bent to pick hers, while my hand was also stretched out to pick up her phone as I was the cause of the collision, our hands met on the phone and my body felt her hand, that warm touch that I was soon getting to hold more. She withdrew a bit, her head still bent, so her face was partially hidden from me, after helping her pick the phone, I went to retrieve my phone, "Hello! Hello!!" both of us chorused, I and the lady behind me, Quick turning or sharp 180 as my peeps do call it, I turned to see that the lady had also turned, That same angel I met sometime ago, that perfect body, sexy feminine physique, that sweet voice, all that memory and the saved picture of Christianna came to my mind again, the picture getting clearer, sharper, sharper till atlast I saw it clearly...
.....Lo and behold, I was standing face to face with the girl that haunt my dream, My Christianna! My Christie

......"Ayobami" the voice repeated, something in me instantly recognised the caller. It was her, Christianna, "My Christie", I didn't know that I had said that loud, She must have heard cos she instantly mumbled,"Pardon!", Whaaat! Dem dey do me from my village ni? Why I con dey do like person wey dem hypnotize nah? My thought, come to think of it, this girl is hypnotizing, I disclaimed her thought, "I meant My! My!! My!!! Christie, where have you been all this while? I expected your call buu...t", she cut me short with words that I sensed was filled with anger, emotional outburst, sadness, I could sense her mood from where I was, it seems somehow, we were connected, "But yoo..uu p..promised" she said, "Yes, I did", I replied, Abegi joorh, which promise? Na wa o, my thought, "but why didn't you fulfill it?" she asked, I, not knowing what she meant calmly asked,"fulfill what?", then it began, started with a sob, then sound of crying, "You promised to come, buu..t", "Yeah I did, and I'm in the church already", Interjected "LIE, big lie, I knew it, you were lying to me, but know that God will judge", "Hey, don't talk like that, try to believe me", "O.k, why didn't I see you around?", she asked, "Actually, I came late.. Long story, so the church service had ended by the time I got here", "Ok, I still find it hard to believe you cos i'm still in church" she replied, "Seriously?" I asked, "Yes", "So am I too", I told her the truth and nothing but the truth...
....Christie was still doubting me, say that I was lying, that I should prove to her that I was still in the building, by meeting her outside which I gladly accepted, phone to my ears, By this time I was strolling towards a parked car outside of the church building, unknown to me, that something was about to happen, something interesting, something romantic..

Chicent: gud.nw hit it real hard nw.

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