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ZLUK: Mikuz, Well, that's as close as you'll ever see me....

Maestro, drop your lines now, am through typing up some ish for you

u one hard gurl,wanna jot sum thns down,drop if u eager

mikuz: Zluk is very firm/
Her raps floor rappers . . the way shes effing them/
so wacks should better 'back' off . . like a tree without a periderm!!/

i hav a feeling dis was directed at me..

ZLUK: Head tools- head phones, headsets etc

2s- 2 from 2chainz who got the best verse on that track, he mentioned he got the real HEAD wen he won the BEST FEATURED VERSE at the BET hiphop awards for his verse on MERCY

As par the picture, don't jerk to it.... WARNING, mere thought of it disgusts me... I don't ∂σ dcks

hei hei... I actually luv dat cleavage..makes me want 2 ask 4 more(PEPSI)

CH3CK SHA

ojoawo: Wats Sup naa,
Guess u know am on a BB BOLD... Lolzzz cos dats all I can point out in all that

What happened to the Heroine-poppet username??

dustbin

ojoawo: That was a typo

wah! Modify am joorh....

CAPO-FIRESTONE:
Open c/o..biterz dnt accept plz.hmmm

capo,i hail o

ojoawo: Zluk, who's new to the site called out Rap maestro calling him "a easy pick" to begin her career on NL Rap Battles. Which Rap Maestro gladly accepted claiming he was gonna use her to restore his image...
Its bout to be decided in a battle of texts

STATED HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-rapper with the highest number of votes from the six available votes takes the win

-ONLY JUDGES ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE ***pls take note***

-Both verses should be posted before 5pm
Tuesday 5th january 2012.

VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 1point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point

LEGGO
Zluk, Maestro check in

watz dis naah,5th of january 2012?,u must b kidding me

PHYSOCOPATHIC me couldn't get mean when battling with d DARKSMOKE/ sh?t culd hav just gave him a DAVID MARK 2 his BACK,lyk he ignorant 2 swimming's BACKSTROKE/i'm about 2 run dis hood 4 a lng time lyk i'm cuban's FIDEL CASTRO/ at rap i'm MAESTRO// Dnt knw y i FLOP,but xcuses wont take me 2 d TOP,i'm SURE/but ma mistake wnt repeat itself,cos i've cleaned d sh?t wit RAP's MOP/ my lines wont b seen no more lyk useless seed,cos i've replanted my RAP's CROP// if u thnk u dope pass me,u lyk JAM IN HATING(germintaing)/learning frm da best nd u re STEEL(still) INSINUATING/i'm making ur RAP's BANK LIQUIDATING/ma TEXTING,wnt bring ya BLESSING,will just make u end up in a COUGH-ING(coffin) spree// No transport fare 2 d morgue,i'll send u there 4 FREE/LUCKILY,i'm killin ya lyk d assassinator of J.F KENNEDY/whaaat? U sick,2 u my dude no REMEDY// learnt a lot of lessons,even ZLUK is trying 2 teach me MORE/wit her UNCLAD pix dat makes her luk a WH0RE/i wonder what its turning to.....i mean d WORLD// she should hav just been with her Momma,takin a cutie SUCK/ frm d still fresh N1PPLE,2 adult it will taste YUCK/its quite delicious 2 babies lyk ZLUK/if u re about 2 ba2 me,i wish maself best of LUCK//... Hav i tried,hav i upgraded a bit? I'M STILL A LEARNER

ILLScripts: THATS BECAUSE U'VE NOT SEEIN ME PHYSICALLY,How I WISH WE CAN UPLOAD PICS...Lol

Lol

Nude-flows:
Too many childish acts here

hmmmm

hmmm

ZLUK: Rap maetro, you know but really let's get the battle over with

hmmmm

ZLUK: Aii, lemme help you make your name as the wackest..... Wat time are you gon b droppin cos I don't take time typin... And how are we gonna b dropping it??

datz nt up to me 2 say,sum1 shld open d thread(dats d work of mikus or ojoawo

LWKMD

ZLUK: Newest Memeber on the block... Check

Finest wordsmith around, the dico rockin my peak (pic) as it toppers //
Fractionally over the standard bars like I was jon walters //
I even tutor them in the game two times over// and still leave them trailin the MAN, they only better than the goner whose only fan is the clown from ghost town - DEAD//
cos my rap skills make dem ill yet its only flip of the the whole psalm off Head //
jes sumtin they'll think bout as I take them mouth apart into Ghostmode as they beg wit wack lines to be spared//
since it aint Christmas I diss-ember, no Mercy heard//
even if Good music blared from BIG to ZED//
with head tools(2s) cos I PUSHed the CHAINS to the WEST //
and smacked their heads open to be blessed//
as am first in race of one in the league of the best//
google the illest, you'll sure see my crest next to the term-realest//
uncomparable to these midgets claimin their level is even up to my waist- lolz you dreameth//
them be biting the lines of my hook//
even when I expose them as pussies, the still reply beating bout the bush//
face the fact, am the one u look up to.... Underground f.ool//
the only time am there is in London goin by the tube//
and screamin TRU to every move I take to check each lie you threw//
This is ZLUK makin a check in to the crew, I aint deciphering any of my lines am believin its crude//
Like the record man city is smashin airborne on twitter like on Emirates... You dig too//
Yeah, no friends no foes, fck any bitcheees as long long as your circle is gold-CLUE//

yaaay,i guess i've still got many thns 2 learn if i wanna beat u

ZLUK: I dey eye the top of this standings

4 ur mind abi

KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
Ok! Sum were not chosen ßased on waheva reasons --(non of ma ßiz ) ....ßuh seroiusly! 6 jujes 4 tha whOL of nairaland and u fink datz qonna work? U kiddinq me? --- whey dem oder sure dopies whey ah kno' 4 ere 4 dat list? Why wer dey not chosen? ..make tha list lonqer pls ..or ßrawls wiLL remain stale and undecided ..6 jujes just ain't enuff ...or u can alweys return to tha 4mer system wich ah fink is ßetter ... Once ur known around ere as a real dope ...u can vote .. Datz ßetter if u want dis þlace to remain relevant yo! --#just sayinq ... -*walks-out*

u right dude

ZLUK: Guess I should start with the easy picks for starters

I c/o Rap maestro

LWKMD... I accept.. downfall is nt d end of life..maybe i shld use ur challenge 2 make my already spoilt image

nonsense verd of d highest order

DARKSMOKE: Owk we wil hav a rematch..mayb next week cuz dis week busy with lectures and school ish...so am sorry hope wia all cool and stop da insults plz

owkay dude....

@Olamide_YBNL noni BADDO OF LIFE

Stupid..hw dis take make FP

Ma Verd:
Rhymes => Mistaswag
Similies/ Metaphors=>
Mistaswag
Creativity=> Mistaswag
Punchlines=> Tie
Vocab=> Kas
Wordplay=> Kas
Flow=> Mistaswag (mehn!
I was reading his nonstop)
MVGT=> Mistaswag..
Bros if i dn dy jump b4,ha! Wit dis,i bend down salute 4 my aboki o
datz wat i thnk..even though if ma vote no count..

sleak,take d challen.e...i need 2 see u guys go down,i wanna learn frm all of una.. LWKMD

mistaswag: una too/two wack!

stupidity is takin ova u.... Delete dat ur thread closed pix

DARKSMOKE: i tot dey closed the thread cuz ah saw thread closed!..mehn am new here and ah dont really undastnd all dis s.hit...

the thread waz nt closed joorh...i apologize for d flop and ask 4 a rematch...

DARKSMOKE: U didnt win me!!! Dey closed d thread cuz of what u dropped and u said u won me? Smh

dude,dy didnt close d thread,mistaswag put d pix of thread closed down,lyk dis

DARKSMOKE: firstly#

LWKMD,na condition dy make cray fish bend...thnks 2 my fone den

mikuz: Who closed the thread?

flimsy excuse

-i'm sure u ain't bn 2 skul,cos up there is an empty brain
-u pronounce 'Maes' lyk 'Mice',dnt u c dat u re goin insane

-Ur disc jockeying job ended in a ditch
-cos ur taste 4 music is sick nd so is it 2 ur f**kn b¡tch