₦airaland Forum

Tinyemeka: Chai. My pain is that I wasted 5.3 MB of data in downloading an mp3, not even a video.

As for the song, it sounds like a cockrel with a bad case of sore throat and cattarh, ra.ping a chicken suffering chronic epilepsy. Nansense komkombility and discombobulated incontinent flatulence!
**Saunters off to the next interesting topic**

u b mumu,simply because u re igbo and does nt undastand wat my guy was saying,u were yabbing him.. Na wa 4 u o

CAPO-FIRESTONE:
Dark smh

y pity him... LWKMD

helloooo,is anybody home?

ojoawo: Battle Result

Murphysmallz vs Crizzy

Murphysmallz takes the win after crizzy was disqualified for biting

dat crizzy dude,does dat a lot

safarigirl: I'm so hot, cos I gat me many toasters/
I'm always the lead, never a co-star/
Who's badder than Safari, even De niro would dread/
Rude girl like rastafari, and I'm rockin' the threads//

-no challenger,not fair lyk 'AMATA FRED'
-oda rappers scared of me,my turn dy shout dats a dead end
-i'm scared of ME now,i'm scared of my lyrics
-u re more scared of me,u've gt powerbike nd u use it(JUST TO RUN AWAY FRM MY LYRICS)

ojoawo: Oh yeah, I know you fell Fø̲̣̣я̅ a girl named mary jane//
You claim she loves you buh bro, U̶̲̥̅̊ J̶̲̥̅̊μ̥§τ̣̣̥ got played like a game//
Let it hover -copter like Hov as Cove's Tar//
In the play called No rap roller coaster

Maestro, U̶̲̥̅̊ suppose ϑøπ get battle already n̶̲̥̅̊åå... Become more active on rap battles...


P.S.
Sowie I didn't know, you beat my post,

WHERE'S D CHALLENGER? I haven't bn challenged,i'll take on any challenge,DNT WANT A KINDERGARTEN RAPPER DOH..

easy Lion easy Tiger.. Olamide my homey

safarigirl: I'm TIME's best rapper, y'all worship the clock/
Safari's spittin' d0p3, other rappers suck c0ck/
never a dull moment, cos I'm bright like the sun/
I'm the female Al Pacino, buh y'all can call me The Don//

-All hail Al Paccino's girl,safari's joke was fun
-i'll play safari's lyrics like a XENA or 'TOP-GUN'(i hate it)
-safari is d queen of d jungles like 'TARZAN'S' jane
-i'm d king of rap,i ride a 'LION'S MANE' ...RRROOOOAAAARR

blingvince: Dj5naira-how u doing son/av told u to grow up,why u takin long

-JJC,sh?t i just threw faeces
-i'm at d finish line,u just starting ur races

aglomar: The first story tells me of my long war with fear. God gave me victory.

yea fear...very dangerous

brownlord: Omg, hw did the speaker miss this, I don't like this why do this bastard keep missing and their adc and aid keep suffering for their criminal act. God this year let them all the politicians be the victim in this coming week, cos na every week all of them go dey die now

n o b ADC die nw,na driver o

many of u,must hav drank a bottled or canned drink,containing an alien item... Just thank God say u were nt hurt(sebi na d one wey u see,u go report),wat abt d one wey u dn drink nd u no knw... Reason pple ,moreova OP dy form posh,me dy drink pure water,u dy drink 5alive,9ja dn beta o

A London company has
started selling
makeovers to the
deceased.
With prices starting at
450 British pounds ($
740 U.S. dollars), the
“Final Act of Self-
Expression” makeover
package will apply
eyeshadow, fake
eyelashes, and even
hair highlights to
corpses.
So how do you market
to the dead? Partner
with undertakers, of
course! The “Final Act
of Self-Expression” is a
joint venture between a
cosmetics company,
Illamasqua, and a
popular chain of London
undertakers, Leverton
and Sons,

Dose politicians re into jazz 'juju',if nt y re dy survivin nd dier aides or driver dies,xcept yakowa(r.i.p).. Y'all shld just repent...

dj5naira: This playa I keep coachin' . . . like Alex McLeish/
Until he learn to use the separatrix/

-u can beat ma lyrics unless u can use paper 2 stop menses
-if ma flow givin u headache,bros go us fensic

jamez3d: "Its time to bless this thread again with ma dope raps/ Yes dj5naira is your bitch, and you want a Mouth Action? Damn! ya both gays!/"

-yo ni**as re laggin behind,me i'm through,u've still got a long. Way
-making my money nw,nd u complainin,bt tough time where u dey

airmark: Cops stopped n found iceberg inside ma boothe/
Unable to talk,murmuring cos have smashed all his tooth/
Officers laughin dude started licking ma boot/
Men in black allowed me to take away ma loot/

-my lyrics cruising in a jet,urs is on its foot
-NL rappers shld respect ma flows,its indigeneous nd is frm d root
-damn,i deserve kudos from y'all nt ur f**kn knock
-my flow tighter dan a tooth frm a nile's tough croc

safarigirl: *peeks into the thread, reads comments* Is Nollywood trash? *one man's 50 Naira, is another man's 5k* *runs out immediately*

LWKMD

safarigirl: We? Didn't know P-square has changed to P-cube, what's your own name? Priye?

u re always onpoint,*#XTEND MY GREETINGS 2 PRIYE#*

I dnt knw y stupidity is d reign of d day,ethnic-racism goin on evrywhere(even on NL),i'm a yoruba,but still blieve in unity...SMH 4 9JA,i dnt pray 4 civil-war again o,bt if it does happn,we'll(present generation) b blamed,but they'll b punished(future generation)..

I dnt knw y stupidity is d reign of d day,ethnic-racism goin on evrywhere(even on NL),i'm a yoruba,but still blieve in unity...SMH 4 9JA,i dnt pray 4 civil-war again o,bt if it does happn,we'll(present generation) b blamed,but they'll b blamed(future generation)..

adim2: ♓☺w can you make such an irrelevant conclusion. Dagrin passed on 2010 or so, with his song reigning all over nigeria. Where was Olamide then? 2012 Olamide came out and now he is making waves. Don't you think in this space of two years, there have been much improvement all thanks to improvement in technology quality. Now he is making waves. Then Ɣøû sit there and just conclude that Olamide has outpaced dagrin. May i ask you on what basis has olamide outpaced dagrin?
Have you forgotten that dagrin is no longer making music and rap?
Have you forgotten that dagrin cannot improve on his lyrics again? or have you forgotten that dagrin cannot even hear anybody sing again? Please show some respect for the dead and the living. Stop comparing two uncomparables all in the name of starting a post. There is no comparison here. May dagrin soul rest in peace.

@op. Next if you want to compare, then compare two similar things and not two un-similar things

true talk bro

e-Iceberg:
tnks to airmark,one gud Id!0t, amongst a thousand foolz/
nd i culd smash on his head, many measuring toolz/
for him to know i actually knw i "broke the rules"/
i said av arrived, yall are old oafs, hia, imma make the news/

-i'm d law around here,d rule-breaker join me in my cop's car 4 a cruise
-d f**kn plug up there in ur head,lyk a bomb of BH has been defused
-i told y'all 2 back off me d best rapper,y'all stick 2 refuse
-if u knw u re match,get on ur shoe step on d stage...wit force,we'll see who'll lose

safarigirl: I ain't going under, so all the haterx conform/
Safari's th best, others no fit perform/
Taking this game by the balls, like I'm rap's Messi/
Even with blindfold on, ma lines can never be messy//

-i am inspired nt by drug or local gin like chelsea
-whn i rap i spit fires,oda rappers beg 4 my f**kn mercy
-i'm a kind hearted SOAB,xo i giv dem a pardon
-i've had clash on with haters,dy run nd luk back 2 say mad one

Adolak: **close mouth and spray air freshner** @op. Those rules are good

na u get ur mouth jawe.. #RICE AND CHICKEN ONPOINT JAWE#

*#YAWN#* are u through

obicentlis: With the style this jerry curl pastor dey carry lead CAN, believe me that after him, it will be d hottest poSitions in Nigeria after the presidency.

true talk

he shld b removed joorh,stupid man

Thieves who raided an
expensive clothes shop
in Rome stood still and
pretended to be
mannequins when the
police arrived - and they
nearly got away with it.
The three raiders, aged
78, 70 and 55, broke
into the fashion store
at 4am and were busy
throwing designer
brands and leather
handbags into sacks
when the police arrived.
As officers fanned out,
the raiders, dubbed the
"grandpa thieves",
stood among a group of
storefront dummies
and remained immobile.
The were not seen at
first and police thought
they had fled from the
store, in Via Piave in the
Sallustiano area of the
capital.
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Only a small movement
by one gave the game
away. The three, who
were carrying lock-
picking devices and
were known to the
police, were charged
with aggravated theft
and carrying tools for
breaking and entering.

Yoshi-Master:
hahaha, nah it aint BK, and yes it does have to do with marshall arts. Like yours by the way, always gotta respect a maestro

yoshi sounds nice too

1. A man hit by a car in
New York City in 1977
got up injured, but laid
back down in front of
the car when a
bystander told him to
pretend he was hurt so
he could collect
insurance money. The
car then rolled forward
and crushed him to
death.
2. Surprised while burgling
a house in Antwerp,
Belgium, a thief fled out
the back door,
clambered over a nine-
foot wall, dropped
down, and found
himself in the city
prison.
3. In 1976, a 22-year-old
Irishman, Bob Finnegan,
was crossing the busy
Falls Road in Belfast,
when he was struck by
a taxi and flung over its
roof. The taxi drove
away and as Finnegan
lay stunned in the road,
another car ran into
him, rolling him into the
gutter. It too drove on.
As a knot of gawkers
gathered to examine
the magnetic Irishman,
a delivery van plowed
through the crowd,
leaving in its wake 3
injured bystanders, and
an even more battered
Bob Finnegan. When a
fourth vehicle came
along, the crowd wisely
scattered and only one
person was hit -- Bob
Finnegan. In the space
of two minutes,
Finnegan suffered
fractured skull, broken
pelvis, broken leg, and
other assorted injuries.

1. Walter Hallas, a 26-
year-old store clerk in
Leeds, England was so
afraid of dentists that
in 1979 he asked a
fellow worker to try to
cure his toothache by
punching him in the jaw.
The punch caused
Hallas to fall down,
hitting his head, and he
died of a fractured skull.
2. George Schwartz,
owner of a factory in
Providence, RI narrowly
escaped death when a
1983 blast flattened his
factory except for one
wall. After treatment
for minor injuries, he
returned to the scene
to search for his files.
The remaining wall then
collapsed on him, killing
him instantly.
3. Depressed since he
couldn't find a job, 42-
year-old Romolo Ribolla
sat in his kitchen near
Pisa, Italy with a gun in
his hand, threatening to
kill himself in 1981. His
wife pleaded for him
not to do it, and after
about an hour, he burst
into tears and threw
the gun to the floor. It
went off and killed his
wife.
4. In 1983, a Mrs. Carson
of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y.
was laid out in her
coffin, presumed dead
of heart disease. As
mourners watched, she
suddenly sat up. Her
daughter dropped dead
of fright.
Which one of all my stories interest u