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why is it dere is a 'babalawo' or juju in 9ja films,its our way of recognition as well as dancin nd singing is a way 2 recognize dm too

Yoshi-Master:
If I told Ya, I'd have to kill Ya!

abeg o,u b BOKO?,frm ur 'YOSHI',seems u re a martial artist

i wonder wat will b d meaning of names lyk sexkillz,madboy e.t.c

sushieater: Sushi Eater(asin, i eat sushi) *double entendre*..@OP Since u're a rapper, i guess you know what i mean

bet i do

Caracta: Just like character

9ja's pronounciation noni

MAESTRO-master, esp. of music(according 2 oxford dictionary). Added wit my 1st luv RAP,i came up wit RAP MAESTRO,i'm sure there must b a reason nd meaning for each of our username,so pls feel free 2 tell us d meaning nd why u chose a username..... I'M IN LUV WIT RAP,I'M A RAP GURU(IN SHORT WORDS-RAP MAESTRO). wats urs?

safarigirl: When I drop ma mixtape, other rappers delete/
I'm a one-man army, got an invisible fleet/
Rap Maestro feeling me cos I flow so sweet like taffy/
With infectious energy, I'm rap's Kaffy//

-i'm xo innovative,infact i'm crafty
-turn my lyrics 2 gun 2 shoot d haterz wu re so DAFTy
-but it can f**kn b lyk AK47,but i'll name it a lyrics manilla
-i'm feelin yo' safari girl like i feel my ice-cream....vanilla

Sowi pple,my fone is double-doing tinz... WRONGLY SELF

safarigirl: Shining light, so I'm moving with a beam/
ma slow supernatural, doesn't exist in this realm/
I'm a hundred percent, a killing machine/
the origin of Naija rap life, like I'm freakin' Benin//

-i'm in an open space,shielded by my lyrics,but it's f**kn raining
-nt rain of water,but NLs lyrics thrown @ me,lyk i'm f**kn reigning
-dnt my -f- language,cos i grew up on d street
-safari girl is feeling me,cos i'm cute nd i'm sweet

-i'm in an open space,shielded by my lyrics,but it's f**kn raining
-nt rain of water,but NLs lyrics thrown @ me,lyk i'm f**kn reigning
-dnt my -f- language,cos i grew up on d street
-safari girl is feeling me,cos i'm cute nd i'm sweet

-sum ni**as just dnt follow rule,dey pop up lyk lolli pop
-i hope u re in lasgidi,where fashola's rule protector re d f**kn cop

airmark: dude keeps running out of bars, he needs a strong cage/
How many times will he punch below the belt, shitting on same stage/
Am a rap blender, 24/7 am here grinding/
'earthly heaven' ma rap keep reppin/

-i'm xo xo bad,mama told me nt 2 go clubbing
-but i just cant help,cos d stage is success stairs dat i luv stepping
-i grab d mic,throw my songz but dat was in my dream
-even dreamt dat i hav u guys in my aston martin as my f**kn team

MMMOOODDEEERRAAATORRRSSS,where re u? Dis guy nids 2 b banned

-i'm a silly dilly dandy f00l if i fall 2 ur prune
-ear-plugs 2 my ears so dat,i wnt hear ur voices lyk dat of mosquito's musiq tunez

crizzy: Mama'z language::

u wey ur mama dey sell stock fish. .nd ur papa dey give customers change. . .
Yo' lied tellin' us yo' parentz are into stock exchange. . .//
Bleep dah!

I ball lyk 2k. . .fly lyk a blue jay. . .
Yo' must be twice TYson. .coz yo' too gay//

i wnt allow an insult on my parents... So take ur words baq

-u neva cease 2 amaze,dats cos u spit sh?t
-u speak lyk a matyrs dat died 4 roaches(cockroaches),burnt in a closed pit

crizzy: . . .river niqer flowz. .yo' riqht n0. .clue..aint qat yo' tym stay in galilee.. Jesus to the Jew. .
EDIT: ah grew in mercury no AIR...gr0und s0n!..ma bible gat n0 MARK. . .pastor said ma testament isnt New. . .//
amma leave u to learn...barcel0na vs deportivo, even with no mercy. . .
I w0uld leave u wit no flash. . .u w0uld be l0nely nd scared. . .lyk chucks with no j0hn casey. . .//

-damn,u shld hav gone 2 ur post,but u re choosy
-but nw dat u re here,ama tear u apart lyk a bear....grizzly
-u ain't knwn d sh?t u've fallen in,unless u re in d sewage
-dis guy nids 2 develop his rap,does he still thnk we re in ice-age

-who brought a baboon frm d zoo 2 d jungle cot
-my lyrics in d house is missing i thnk it has been burgled nt my fault
-call 419 d f**kn nos 4 rap emergency
-dy should get sumfin done fast,b4 i lose my f**kn decency

-i've heard enof dese,i've heard of dat,u singing d chorus or intro
-my lyrics better nd hot can change a degree of zeroes

ojoawo: Every newbie does that, most don't really understand the cypher//
NL rap battle aint a shithole, rappers lurk ђεƦe with their lyrical sniper//
Ready to murder any one not found worthy or or not guilty//
So u berra prove your worth, and no walking off duty//

-leggo,my lyrics so fresh nd slippery lyk an engine oil wit a lot of fluidiy
-i nid ma f**kn sniper,send d guy 2 hell,2 learn in rappas university
-u cant just come in cypher dissing pple so dat dy can fear fear
-ur lyrics provin posh lyk u dat boasts of BQ but puts on d cheapest wash nd wear,tear tear

I've bn waiting 4 u dude..u d one i can rap wif,nt lyk sum crazy crizzy dude dat just comes in nd start dissing me, 1D10T

ojoawo: the manager is here, time Ƭõ̸̳͡ access your agility//
Rap up, drop low.... Quite superb eccentricity//
Buh well, av been ђεƦe and dere, done quite sum hello-how u//
Buh really, am jes typin this, my mind is really on how Ƭõ̸̳͡ make hell-ova-you//

-u wish me well,watsoeva u wish me,i wish u too
-dy wanna use bicycle 2 hit a tanker lyk dat crIzzy(crazy) dude
-d dude just spit xo much dat i thought of viper
-,we re d bee hi gee(B.I.G) in here,u nid 2 go 2 momma 2 change ur f**kn diaper

CrazyMan: What's omi obo...

sorry bro,but ur username CrazyMan is a funny name

safarigirl: Can you imagine, the foooolll even asked those that paid 5k and 20k to apologise to the VVIP for him.

According to gist, only Tinie raised the tempo for the Intl acts, the others were a flop.

Imagine people trekking 20km for a concert...ajegbo kids at that, cos kpako no get 5k to go see D'banj, even if dem get, no be for concert.

Even with foreign acts, the show remained a let down
And they said he's better than P-square. Ha!

#kokoconcertsurvivors on twitter for more laughs

Where are the Koko monsters? Airmark, Naturalwaves and co, come and defend your idol's massive flop of a show abeg

star trek indeed,he was actually preparing pple 4 d oncoming olympics... Cant stop laughing,i even heard dat Pusha T's performance was d worst,as 9jarians were nt familiar wit d songs he was performing...... If it happens dat anoda edition of Koko concert was 2 b done again..i dont thnk d tickets will ever sell o,babes dat had gone 2 BQ 2 purchase d most xpensive high-heels,had 2 remove it nd trek bare footed nd get 2 venue wit a leg lyk d person dat has gone searchin 4 water 2 no avail in sahara desert.... Dbanj should 2 just go into exile(w¤a¤t¤¤a¤¤s¤h¤a¤m¤e¤)

I was formerly lyk u 1D10T(i jumped in wit a lyrics),but i wasn't dissin just wanted 2 join d rum....but u Crizz or crazy u've overdo it.. But i'll leave u 2 ur mates,i wnt lyk 2 b seen bullyin a JUNIOR..........

crizzy: get a lyf....yo fuckin jonzin

-where y'all haterz been,where y'all haterz all from
-did u fall frm d sky,i'm sure u were nt born
-ur stinky lyrics tells ur personality
-u told me 2 get a lyf? U obsessed wif ma rap abilities

safarigirl: check again...with your glasses. Or bring facts, how was the Koko concert yesterday?

koko concert yestaday was bullshit,poorly organised(i wasn't dere bt my pals dat went told me abt it..).. THANK GOD I DIDN'T BUY D TICKET..RUBBISH..

daryoor: u call yorself akata, yr beach eatin me like am pasta, she about to choke im yellin faster.

Yor rap socks, its as embarassin as a bulge in a church, i know i can spit cause im raw, but u? Its in yr eyes that u soft, Meet me outta nairaland and we go know whos d boss.

wu? Me?.. Y is it dat u guys dnt knw ur mate.. Ur rap is 4 beginner,so off u go 2 ur category.. I wuldn't want homies 2 thnk dat i'm bullyin u..

Can stop laffin.. LWKMD

airmark: When am attacking, none can defend it, even onyekachi apam/
I won't stop being dreadful if you like...blow alarm/
Have not seen custom officer who can bother (border) me/
Even patience jonathan can not murder(mother) me/

-my lyrics so wild,so savage nd so mean
-we just havin fun,dats because we re all teens
-anyhw,anyhw,i go make am al way or by al means
-lyk d xpendables,we fight,we win we re all team

Man Of God
Jumong
Brazilian girl
Handsome

slim fit :
its Not the job of the church to provide job but I think the church did this in a horry to justify the plain he bought, but what ever is worth doing is what doing well. There are a lot of businesses that the money would have been used to create a lot of jobs employing lots of people, like factories etc. They have spent money on these cars who is going to benefit than the south Koreans after a week these people will go back to square one again which means they haven't really made any progress.
I was expecting the church board to be able to come up with a better and innovative way to empower people. The church shouldn't lower their brains of taught like the northern governors that use these type of method to empower people. You need to think about things that would create muiltple effect on people. But well done you could have done better.

u've hit d nail on d head,xcept d area where u were sayin weldone.... No weldone frm me,moreova,any fault frm d jet,limo,dy wil take it abroad(dis way we spend a lot nd foreigners benefit a lot).. SMH