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safarigirl: your first two lines is supposed to rhyme with the last two of the previous poster, try again

i don did it

-u dont wanna knw me but i'm givin u a shout out
-i've thrown missiles in da rum,u guys wanna dashout
-Y'all re trumpeting beta dan elephants in safari
-my lyrics overflow urs lyk a dam,kanji

safarigirl: I'm the final product, others used for practicals/I'm going international, others rap local/ rap so clean (klin), like I'm a detergent/ stand attention when you see me, I'm the I.G you a Sergeant/

-Ssshhh no noise,i thnk u nid 2 shut up
-u spillin spit al ova me,where's ur close up
-if i'm stuck nd i nid pple's help
-i c u,i tel u go 2 hell,if u aint got money,i'll pay ur transport fare....
YYYEEEEEAAA bring it on

-enof suitor,enof toaster..dy al luk lyk binatone booster
-sweet tongue,sweet mouth,xo xo ful of plenty sugar
-u can come 4 my sis but i'll bag inside my freezer
-u gonna freeze lyk u tied up in antartica... PRAAAAHHH

-y'alli've pleaded on my f**kn behalf
-even though i plead doesn me u can break me half
-i'm ya ni**a frm d nxt street,i gotta behave
-2 my rap elders,so dat my f**kn goatie wont b shaved

safarigirl: you never offended me, but I called you out cos I know Ojoawo will never do same.

He didn't use either of the terms 'crap' or 's*!t' on your lines, all he said was 'missed it' as in you missed the stipulations, you dropped more than four lines. You should've just waited for furher clarification.

oh! I apologize, neva knew dat,... But u guys re gudt doh.. Missed(understatement), i over-missed it... Sowi fellas,i..i...i..... Plead on my behalf...

it goes thus;
ME: Hi
she lukd up nd said wats d meaning of dis,i just used my hand 2 indicate 4 her 2 take d pen nd reply me...she first shrugged dn gave it a try..
SHE: ok hi,wat is it?
ME: I'm sure u must hav knwn by nw dat i do luk @ u a lot?
SHE: yes,i knw..so?
ME: I dnt mean 2 pry,i just admire u nd i'm a little bit shy
SHE: oh! U re shy? Dnt b,b bold nd talk 2 me,u can talk shey?
ME: i can talk
SHE: so lets talk nt by writing
ME: i want 2 b different,do you mind?
SHE: ok,i thnk its crazy,but i wil do crazy tinz because of u
ME: thanks
2 b continued

safarigirl: using the word 'fukn' to 'express yourself' comes off as an insult bros, whether you accept it or not.

If you can't express yourself in civil terms you come off as a tout...ojo did nothing to earn the whole 'fukn skull' comment, aight?
Not insulting, just expressing maself

first lady sowi 4 d comment,i'll make sure its in 2mrrw's tabloid... Lets just rap nd 4get our rift(if dere is any).. I dnt lyk my rap 2 b called crap or sh?t

thumbs up 2 all a dem.. But i give it chuka kamanu solace.. He gave his best doh,congrats 2 amarachi

@ojoawo,lyrics written cant b lyrics spoken....get dat into ur f**kn skull...not an insul..i'm just xpressing maselft

ojoawo: Missed it

put me back on track dn ni**a

Then the crazy part of dis story began,dat moment when she came 2 my shop,i thought of different ways of wooing her... Wheneva she passes,dats when i'll b singing soundsultan's natural something "i s pend my money evryday on top woman,i no care if she walk away 2 anoda man,i am ready 2 b ur mugu,ur personal maga 4 life".. Hmmm croaky voice doh!,at times,wheneva she's passing by,i'll whistle or recite love poems but she seems 2 b not interested(although i sense dat she was only playin wif my heart,she was also falling).. Then d unexpected happned whn she came 2 make call,she told me she wanted 2 call,i just handed her d fone...after she finished calling,she askd hw many minutes she had use...i used my hand 2 indicate 2min(No b my business o,if na my own business,i go tell her dat make she no worry)... She was about removing money frm her purse when i summoned d courage 2 write on a paper nd gave it 2 her,she collected d piece of paper nd saw dat i had written sumthn on it in clear black ink.
The conversation goes thus:

me i cant wear it o........ My frnds nd families will grow old o nd urs too o as well as we too o.. Amen

-are u guys rappin,i thnk it's illusion
-u cant c,u cant talk unless thru diffusion
-u mix evry f**kn thn,is dat ur fusion
-u guys re sick,ur brain is sufferin frm erosion
-but amma gonna b considerate nd let u hav my bunk
-i mix hip-hop,fuji,afro even 9ja funk
-i've gt a big bentley,u've gt a big trunk
-i threw my diss @ y'all,lyk basketball i just dunk..

i resumed work on a monday morning,it was @ first a complicating work,nd dats because u will face sum hard customers(e.g,dy recharged dier fone nd nt knowin dat dy've subscribed 2 one or more services,dat dier credit will hav 2 b deducted...after dier money is deducted,dy wil now come 2 me dat my recharge card is not gud..ILLITERACY IS A DISEASE O)..
One day(i must hav used lyk 4 months there),as usual,i was attending 2 a customer
CUSTOMER:guy,i want 2 buy recharge card,mtn 100-30pcs,airtel100-40pcs e.t.c
i was doin as instructed in our shop(i should add dat our shop is a makeshift shop.;-) d one of canopy e.t.c),tryin 2 arrange d products nd calculatin d price when out of d corner of my eyes i saw dis gurl walk by(i almost miscalculated),she was walkin wit a gud stride,nice hips big boobi,bountiful boobi OMG u nid 2 see dis gurl.... I made up my mind dat i was gonna talk(BLUNT LIES,i am a shy guy,cant woo a girl myself but i wanted her 2 by my first dat i'll woo/toast myself).
Dn it became evryday dat dis girl will pass by,whenever she passes my heart skip a beat(I GO LUV O) but i culdn't summon d courage 2 talk 2 her.
All dis while she had nt come 2 me 2 buy card or make call,but one day i was lukin ahead when i saw her coming towards my shop,my heart started beating fast nd loud(dat i thought dat everyone in 9ja culd hear my heartbeat).. She came,she spoke(her voice,SOFT & ANGELLIC),she told me 2 help her divide her #1000 to two #500,i had only two #500(whch I will also nid 4 change 4 customers) but i didn't hesitate 2 giv her(LUV IN DA AIR),while she was speaking,i didn't made a sentence(i culdn't mutter anythin)..untill she went.
Then,

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thanks,i'll continue wif ur support nd odas,u'll enjoy d story...invite pple 2 jeer me up

...Who is she? Who is this light skinned gurl,her skin radiates in such a way dat I find it impossible to believe that it was not her dat was the sun...(that is to tell you how yellow or light skinned she was)..
.....Introduction,my name is as you can read above(just joking),after the 6-3-3-4 of 9ja's schooling, I had a problem wit my chemistry in waec(I no know wetin I do chemistry o).., I was waitin 4 admission, I decided to not sit at home, so I enrolled in a computer school.., after completing my course of diploma in DTP nd Graphics, I settled to look for job....
....That was the beginning of my story,.. I searched thoroughly, but...to no avail and that was because they were alwys looking person with 3yrs and above experience(SMH,we need to tackle dis situation,it is bcoming a problem 2 9ja).. I prayed fervently dat G.O.D should provide me with a good job(but,he kept mute even though I know HE was planning sumfin gud for me nd u)...
You know, they say wateva happens, lyf goes on... dat was wat happened, my lyf goes on until my parent(note=>they are divorced,i'm living wit my dad).. Started complainin about me eating, sleeping not doin anyfin, you know this sentences made me 2 start lukin 4 menial job but yet no work.
....Then one day,as I went to run errand for one of my neighbour(you know,if u re @ home,u'll bcome an errand boy 2 elders @ home),i came back,met him talkin about him lukin 4 sumone 2 work 4 him as a sales rep in his shop(2nd shop).. My heart leapt 4 joy,i shouted silently 2 myself "THANK GOD",nd i told him i was interested nd he said dat he neva knew dat i had not secured a job, i said 2 him,"bros 9ja tough me o,dm no giv me job o". He laughed nd said wat hav u seen? Dn he narrated his own xperience when he was my age..(MEHN! employment 4 9ja dn turn 2 rare gold o,na only God fit help us o)..
He told me about d job(sales of bulk recharge cards,startimes card,bulk eggs e.t.c).,i said i culd do it,we fixed resumption date nd dat is d genesis of meeting dis angel of mine

Akpan107: Hmmm! May God help me, i only sat for six subjects out of 8. Maths, English, CRK, Govt, Hausa and Economics. The enviroment was not favourable at all, but i layed my efforts on the feet of the one who sit at the right hand of the Father!

may God help u o

A1 parallel :-D

dat engineer must b a 9jarian

olamide:-D

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