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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid & Banky W Finally Perform Together On Stage For #SamsungGalaxyS4 Launch by Rapmaestro(m): 12:31am On May 11, 2013
Sumbody should dash Seyi Law acid na, d guy too dark like charcoal jorh.. *MAKING ME WONDER IS HE A NIGERIAN OR KENYAN reminds me of #SOMEONETELLKENYANS, lol *
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya & Manager Ubi Spend Thousands Of Dollars On A Shopping Spree (photos) by Rapmaestro(m): 12:25am On May 11, 2013
Shey na ur money ni? Abegi leave matter for matthias jorh
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Kanye West New Nike Sneaker Worth $15,000 by Rapmaestro(m): 12:14am On May 11, 2013
Ok, but can he borrow me to kick the OP's b.utt?
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 4:20pm On May 10, 2013
''Dancing dancing, i am dancing.. What am I doing?''
Christianity EtcRe: Did Jesus Really Walk On Water ? What Kinda Magic Trick Is That Sef ? by Rapmaestro(m): 1:22pm On May 10, 2013
Wow!!!
FashionRe: Tonto Dikeh On Cover Of Glitz Magazine by Rapmaestro(m):
I don't want to say anything now and my Seun at the top will say another, which will lead me to the legacy of the most banned Nairalander 'FOXYBAN' datz all
CelebritiesRe: A MUST READ! Nigerian Porn Star, Afrocandy's Dirty Secrets Revealed By Husband by Rapmaestro(m): 1:09pm On May 10, 2013
SMH 4 M0FOS, I DON DEAD SHA.... BUT PLEASE BRING OTA PIA PIA TO REVIVE ME
PoliticsRe: Niger-delta Youths To Tambuwal:Leave Dokubo,Kuku Alone! by Rapmaestro(m): 12:46pm On May 10, 2013
tell em to shut tha f**k up, its not 2015 yet
Rap BattlesRe: ****may-hem :battle Of The Knights**** by Rapmaestro(m): 12:25pm On May 10, 2013
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:40am On May 10, 2013
Damex333: Aren't u guys tired of d "ishi and flow brawl". One tin i observed in both mazi and flow's thread is that fans love fights, which shouldn't be so, flow has got his own pattern of writin,ishi has her pattern of writin,slickest has his own, my guy frank3:16 has his own pattern,so also every writer has his or her own pattern, if ur writer and anoda writer is having a brawl u dont need 2 put fuel into d fire na, instead put omo and water 2 kill d fire.



Nairaland sef don turn something else o, Even our father at d top Baba God gave us jez ten commandment, nairaland dey give 21,how come wetin huh huh huh huh. And my oga wey nl dont turn im name 2 foxyban grin,sud be given an award o,cos he keeps breaking every rule, im don open anoda 1 now,anoda rule broken.cheesygringrincheesy
21. Please spell
words correctly
when you post, and
try to use perfect
grammar and
punctuation.

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bewarned
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Writers Collaboration by Rapmaestro(m):
__''but by who?'', David asked himself again, braced himself and stepped on the gas, time to put all those 'fast and furious get away scene' to play.
__The assailant's Toyota Camry was no match to his double booster Suzuki Jeep, within two minutes, he was far ahead of his assailant, but was not going to lose them, he had another motive in mind, he was going to find out who sent them. He opened his glove compartment, brought out his assigned pistol, time for action and he swerved the jeep to the left turn making sure that his pursuant had a view of him taking the turn.
"What a way to start a day'', David muttered after halting the car, getting down as fast as possible to a cover near the car before the assailant's car would turn in to the street. He had noticed two occupants in his assailant's car earlier, with his security skill and God's help, he could overpower them, provided they hadn't call for backup.
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__''Hello, Aminat Dasuntu on the line",
"So I heard", came the sharp reply from a calm, female voice,
"And, why are you calling me? when you know the protocol except if its not on what I'm thinking",
"Ofcourse, it is not", Aminat replied, watching out for Lucan's hand sign, indicating for her to say what he demonstrates.
"I'm relived, so what do you want? Be fast, I was interrupted in the middle of a speech",
"Oh! I'm very sorry", Aminat apologized,
"Fifteen seconds more'', was the cold reply from Madam K, even her voice portrayed the real kind of woman she was and not the one she was acting, in the form of the benevolent Honourable Cathering Adams who people respect and honours a lot due to her benevolent attitude towards the masses. It was rumored sometimes that, she had agreed to part with 5% of her salary to charity organizations which no other famous politicians had ever done. No one knew that it was like ''wolf in sheep's clothing''.
"Ma'am, I would love us to talk, one on one'', Aminat interpreted Lucan's hand sign
"For what?", Madam K asked,
"Something important Madam, I'm in a kinda fix and I'll need your help"
"So I heard", Madam K replied, mistakenly giving herself away, even a fool would know from that cold reply that she was involved in the attempted assassination,
"By the way, where are you?", Madam K asked,
"I'm in a safe place, can I come and see you now? Its important Ma'am" Aminat interpreted again,
"Ofcourse, where are you? Let me send my driver to come pick you up"
"No, you tell me where you are so that I can come'',
"Young lady, don't waste my time, its either you tell me or hang up", Madam K's voice rose. Lucan demonstrated a ''NO'' by shaking his head sideways,
"No, Ma'am",
".. .. .. ..", Madam K hung up.
__Lucan thought of what next to do, the woman is playing hard to get, "this is getting interesting, why does she want to know your location?",
"Its either you are being funny or just being dumb, Simple, to have me killed. That's all..", Aminat replied angrily, Lucan didn't feel insulted by the comment, he knew the answer, he just didn't know how he spoke that out.
"Ofcourse, but why?", Lucan asked no one in particular.
Aminat kept pacing around the room while Lucan took a seat on the chair by the bedside, An idea suddenly struck his mind, which made him jump in awe.
"Yea, I've got this.. You know the P.A we initially talked to?" Lucan asked,
"Yes", Aminat replied surprised, not knowing what that has got to do with the issue at stake.
"Call the number again, he'll be the one to pick the call, thats if our Honourable Cathering Adams Alias Madam K has gone to the stand to continue her speech'', Lucan continued,
"Ok, what am I supposed to do with that?", Aminat asked,
"Why don't you flirt with him and see wether he'll help to reveal the venue that they are",
"Wow! Brilliant idea", Aminat agreed and had quickly retrieved her phone was lying carelessly on the bed and within two seconds, thanks to Network Upgrades, the call had engaged,
"I had no shoes", was the callertunes that blared out loud from Aminat's blackberry Z10's speaker. Lucan and Aminat couldn't hold the laughter that followed at the callertunes.
"Nigerian politicians and their numerous lies sha''.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:56am On May 10, 2013
Larry-Sun:
And wwhn shalt thou finish your chapter?
today
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Cypher Challenge by Rapmaestro(m): 9:52am On May 10, 2013


Rap BattlesRe: Rap Cypher Challenge by Rapmaestro(m): 9:52am On May 10, 2013


Rap BattlesRe: Rap Cypher Challenge by Rapmaestro(m): 9:51am On May 10, 2013

ok
gud
LiteratureRe: My Name Is Foxy And I Am Not A Law Breaker (A Story) by Rapmaestro(m): 9:48am On May 10, 2013
Foxy_Vista: Back again.... Good Morning y'all
xup bro
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:38am On May 10, 2013
flow1759: Thank you emma_best2000. I appretiate.
Btw, Mr Flow, after this one, prove haterz wrong by writing a story in 'QUEEN'S ENGLISH'..
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:35am On May 10, 2013
Foxy_Vista: Don't worry... I am here to always answer your questions. In fact, I have a new thread going on right now.
ehen, i see FoxyDiva(f), na u or ur wife ehn? Btw shey dey don ban all ur moniker? U come open dis again
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 2:52pm On May 09, 2013
Foxy bro, i wanna ask u a question
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 1:40pm On May 09, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Between 'Fully' And 'Or What', I'll Choose 'Or What'. And, I Don't Mind At All.
ok.
BTW, Mynd, if i get banned by dat pyguru or wateva again, I might have to open a new moniker
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 1:37pm On May 09, 2013
adeswags dmj: I don dey watch d fight bt my Popcorn don finish Ishi u ar nt in flows level no beefing.Jst dat ur writeup is 1 way*Sowi bt u fink 2 narrow minded*i cnt even remeba half of d ppl in ur Iyawo Nylon Bag........And check ur views afta mazi d nxt is flow wif d highest views jst my own...........Make i go buy popcorn make i see as dem go Yab nd praise me
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight or wish harm to any Nairaland Member
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 1:11pm On May 09, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I don't forget my passwords

I hv forgotten coz I got lost wen I read about the lesbian and wat happened between the oga at the top and the super model.

Its censored for me

Why not stick to clean romancehuh
grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 1:10pm On May 09, 2013
Ishilove: Lmao!! He's baaaaaack!!! cheesy
should we now start singing and dancing?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:14pm On May 09, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Thanks, friend. God bless you, sir, for picking up the mantle. The roster is perfectly executed...except the fact that Efe would be scratched...the lady is quite busy.

Mazi, my apologies.

HBG, why did you forget the tale na? For how long do you remember your passwords?

Frank, I'm sorry for my AWOLence. Thanks for the concern, love you.

Rap, bless you once more.
are u back{as in fully or what?}
BTW, i've still got two more post and I'll be through with mine, hope you don't mind?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 11:57am On May 09, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Wow! Mazi has a blog...tra-la-la!

Mynd did something of course, he said 'white lie', at least, the lie wasn't painted black.

But seriously, I was not able to log in, that's the white truth.
welkum back...
HealthRe: 100 Albinos In Jigawa Provided N12 Million Worth Of Sun Creams By State Govt by Rapmaestro(m): 10:18am On May 09, 2013
Oyinbo in africa, Sunburn for a.ss or face
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:18pm On May 08, 2013
Owkay
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 6:38pm On May 08, 2013
Foxy_Ultimate: [size=20pt]21. Always post in proper English. The use of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is compulsory[/size] angry angry angry
shebi JAMB no want make we enter school na, wu go 'tish' me english biko?
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I'm sowi Seun but the rule is somehow

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