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 Romance › Re: Can My Different Style Work On Her by Rapmaestro(op): 5:20pm On May 23, 2013*. Modified: 5:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
.....''Ok, ehm ehm'', I stammered with my swollen mouth, I didn't want to expose my relationship with Abiodun because that might infuriate the fat, Sumo-like woman, "Ehen talk na'', the woman bantered, "You too talk na'', the man gripping me interjected. I was about to reveal everything, the beating was too much that if I was asked to pull down my pant in public, I would do it. When Abiodun came running towards us, I was happy and relieved but didn't show it. "Sister mi.. I don't like this na, I was informed of what was going on here by my friend, Keji.. What did this boy do to you?", Biodun asked as she came up beside me, probably to protect me from any assault by her huge sister. I wiped at the base of my lower lip with my AMA KIP RAPPIN cloth, the excess blood from the injured part dented the cloth, "Ehen, Biodun, I've been looking for you since, is it true that you gave this boy, probably your boyfriend, my Yam and egg cooked with my stove and kerosene?", Biodun's sister asked, her anger rising at the kind of reply she thought she was going to get, "Ha! Sister mi, who told you that?", "Junior, he said you sent him to bring it here, is it not the truth'' Mummy Junior asked, "Yes, I sent him to bring the food here but have you checked your foodstuffs, is any of it missing?", Biodun retorted with a brilliant question. The crowds looked towards mummy Junior, she was mute, it dawned on her that she had angrily came storming here without checking for any missing foodstuffs, "No, I didn't", she answered dejectedly, "I bought what I cooked for Maestro with my money, cos I knew you would flare up if I took yours for a boy",Biodun said, eyed Junior, hissed and pulled me inside the shop, sat me down and went outside to disperse the crowd. Some adults were engaging mummy Junior in a conversation, probably telling her to apologize. __Biodun treated my injuries with things that she could find in the little first aid box that I wasn't aware was hunged on a nail by the corner of the shop. The feminine scent that I breathed in made me forget my travails, I was only concerned with the girl that had a rag that was dipped in hot water on hand to mop my injuries. I thought she sexy that way, I wanted to draw her closer but my shyness did me no good. It was surely a day I won't forget in my life. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ __I'm sure many of you will be like, "Bro your different style has worked, it has worked wonders'', but I can categorically tell you that, the different style ain't that. ...After that day, the day of Samba, the day I received beating on things I knew nothing about, our{I & Biodun} love blossomed. __Yes, Mummy Junior apologized after confirming that her foodstuffs were intact, she even paid for welders to fix the gate she destroyed. Mehn! I can't imagine myself giving the gate a punch, my knuckles will surely get broken, so I thought. __All went back to normal. No day goes by with both of us talking to each other, either through phone or physically. I was madly in love and the love, was equally reciprocrated. Seconds slowly creeped to Minute, minutes to hour, hours to day, days to week, weeks to month, months to year. We continued our lovey dovey without hitch, it was fun, the most memorable time of my life. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ I can now conclude that MY DIFFERENT STYLE WORKED. > THE END |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 8:52am On May 23, 2013 |
Foxy_Vista: No be me oooo... I go check my other monikers, maybe the person ask for permission before adopting my name. This na nonsense. Why person go wan bastardize my name na.... Mtchw..abi o... The only real, Original Foxy na u na.. Any other one na phake |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:18pm On May 22, 2013 |
Ehen Foxy, na foxycarol be the name.. Shey na u? |
| Politics › Re: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by Rapmaestro(m): 11:15pm On May 22, 2013 |
ola_pluto: He is likely a British citizen. Why must his roots be brought up when he commits a crime. Can we please have this label for Nigerians representing well in UK? Can we call Chuba Akpom a Nigerian too please, Christine Ohuruogu, Gabby Agbonlahor, Carlton Cole, Andrew Osagie, Idowu Phillips, Ronke Phillips are all Nigerians but never referred to as Nigerians. This guy probably has never stepped into Nigeria, so why call him Nigerian? His accent is a proper Londoner's innit!Guy, u must be a learner... Accent can be perfectly faked.. TAKE JIM IYKE 4 EXAMPLE 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by Rapmaestro(m): 11:13pm On May 22, 2013 |
On my way to buy Ticket to Moon.. EARTH AIN'T SAFE NO MORE > oya put that bag there, ehen put that one there.. Today na today o 10 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 11:10pm On May 22, 2013 |
Br3nd4: Uhmmm. . . . The last chapter is a bit off. . No offencewe learn from mistakes... So point it out.. Infact, I carry my eraser come, Was bored, decided to add something to that story, I'm glad I participated atleast I didn't freak out like some fella{SHINES TEETH AT FOXY} |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 8:25pm On May 22, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko: On integrated science  |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Wants Tighter Security At Accra Embassy by Rapmaestro(m): 7:34pm On May 22, 2013 |
chriskwaku: Me bra dont get angry easily.on a serious note.. Its part of ghanian responsibility to protect envoys.. BTW Nigeria's military is the best in Africa.. GBAGBÈ Ó$I.. |
| Literature › Re: The Religion by Rapmaestro(m): 7:31pm On May 22, 2013 |
Noticed some typos.. I'll type dat out later |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 6:58pm On May 22, 2013 |
omoadeleye: gengengen, suspense film ni, i dey wait for updateguy... U are vewi sick o.. Why quote all dat post na? Na wa o |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 6:44pm On May 22, 2013 |
Ibime: Bytch @zz King!welcome back, granpa |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Wants Tighter Security At Accra Embassy by Rapmaestro(m): 4:34pm On May 22, 2013 |
googlepikin: I can't categorically say something on dis issue cos I know the moderator will hide it. That's all.GBAMM, if dem continue hiding comments, lets see who will contribute... Dema f00ls jorh |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:20am On May 22, 2013 |
temhab: Mo ti sope mi o no soro tele sugbon mo ti binulwkmd |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:13am On May 22, 2013 |
LIST OF THOSE TO BE REPORTED Breaching Seun's rule of 1,7,21 arizona145: Waoooo... Cute bliss. Ibu confirmed nwafor igbo. Otu isiri Dee ihea torom ezigbo uto nke ukwu. Ona esi esigbo Ike tupu ihu onye Dee asusu igbo serere werere otua isiri wee Dee ya. U do diri gi nkeukwu.. Still we flow arizona145: Waoooo... Cute bliss. Ibu confirmed nwafor igbo. Otu isiri Dee ihea torom ezigbo uto nke ukwu. Ona esi esigbo Ike tupu ihu onye Dee asusu igbo serere werere otua isiri wee Dee ya. U do diri gi nkeukwu.. Still we flow flow1759: Hahahahahahaha. I remember you nwanne. temhab: Mo ti sope mi o no soro tele sugbon mo ti binu arizona145: Waoooo... Cute bliss. Ibu confirmed nwafor igbo. Otu isiri Dee ihea torom ezigbo uto nke ukwu. Ona esi esigbo Ike tupu ihu onye Dee asusu igbo serere werere otua isiri wee Dee ya. U do diri gi nkeukwu.. Still we flow arizona145: Waoooo... Cute bliss. Ibu confirmed nwafor igbo. Otu isiri Dee ihea torom ezigbo uto nke ukwu. Ona esi esigbo Ike tupu ihu onye Dee asusu igbo serere werere otua isiri wee Dee ya. U do diri gi nkeukwu.. Still we flow flow1759: Hahahahahahaha. I remember you nwanne. princesa: oga ma shekpe si wa oh, e ni suru, ema bi nu...totan ni ko da. VanTee20: Sekpe na. Talo da e duro? Iwo ti gbagbe pe ekpe ila kii mu agbonrin... debayun: Oga flow ewo ni gbogbo eleyi sin haha eti gbagbe rule nos 21 ni haha e den so ibo lataro e jeka gboran mo kan wo screen bi enipe mo n ka kewu. Otito pelu gbogbo ibo ti e n so jo haba abi e fe kin sepe ni |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 11:10am On May 22, 2013 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:20am On May 22, 2013 |
DEADLINEZ: uhm bros thunder storm plz talk ta mikuz iono buh last tym i had words wiv him he sed ninjas are nat appreciating his effort so he z quitin NL 4 a while...av talked ta him buh i fink he will listen ta ya...fanksit is only a scared king that elopes from his people's problem.. |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:15am On May 22, 2013 |
princesa: i never even talk about the write up itself and you are like this, if i con critic the write up, my blunt way enh, oga na smoke go blow off your headnot moved/scared... Critique na... Infact i've been xpecting that.. > but wait o.. This new princesa na badt gurl o.. Jes saying |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 12:58am On May 22, 2013 |
Ishilove:i tire o |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:25pm On May 21, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: wat pc is thati no won argue.. Thanks |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:59pm On May 21, 2013 |
Maybe you guys haven't visited NL on a PC an check your write ups, it doesn't look paragraphed{if there is any word like that} to me... |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:55pm On May 21, 2013 |
princesa: did you see my teethofcourse there is but it won't appear paragraphed if viewed on a system. U get? |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 9:51pm On May 21, 2013 |
princesa: story that touches the heartoh! Is she a born again now abi who transformed her like a transformer? |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 9:34pm On May 21, 2013 |
princesa: reallyshould i laff to dis |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 5:56pm On May 21, 2013 |
Cute bliss: which one be ur own u don 4get say u dey use hausa 4 ur own threadi hear u o.... Let's turn here to language section na |
| Music/Radio › Re: FOXYBONE --- Itz All On Me (inspirational Song) by Rapmaestro(m): 4:56pm On May 21, 2013 |
Mynd_44: **yawns**wey I don see dis guy na.. E don reach 10 months. Al fa? |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 4:52pm On May 21, 2013 |
flow1759: For what? because i wrote my language for once.becos, u made us an illiterate to your language.. => what you don't know about a thing, you are an illiterate at it > By the way, Foxy, hand me the plank |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 4:49pm On May 21, 2013 |
Foxy_Vista: How far... You don check my freestyle thread... Kai.. Moderators no wan move our music careers to permanent site walai..ehen! Make i rush go check am, is there PUNCHES, MULTIES, RHYMES, METAPHORS? Cos i'll get bored witout those |
| Literature › Re: The Religion by Rapmaestro(m): 4:45pm On May 21, 2013 |
princesa: stories great for me...Can't I say Hi? No ulterior motive though |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 4:42pm On May 21, 2013 |
flow1759: Hahahahahahaha. I remember you nwanne.you should be given beating with 2 by 2 plank.. It works Magic.. And that's what you need |
| Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Rapmaestro(m): 4:40pm On May 21, 2013 |
chinedumo: ^^^ lol..someone should give this guy paracetamol.. It works wonders |
| Literature › Re: Love In My Favour by Rapmaestro(op): 4:16pm On May 21, 2013 |
....If I had known, I wouldn't have opened my eyes. For immediately after opening my eyes, I saw Master Audu with a tape and was quickly blinded when his cane hit my head, hard. I closed my eyes at the burning pain. "I thought I told you not to open your eyes'', the man shouted, I scratched at my head for a long time, a lump had quickly nested on my hairy or bushy head. Thank God I wasn't suffering from Alopea{loss of hair} or else, my name would have been 'KOKO MASTER', the Original while D'banj would have to forfeit the nick because the 'koko' or lump would have been very visible. "continue'', the man shouted again which made me go back to my initial state. I was even now determined that even if Boko enterred truely, I wouldn't budge{na wash}. I closed my eyes and blacked out. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ....TAP TAP TAP, "Swagger, Swagger, let's go'', Peter woke me from my Yoga state or should I say sleeping or unconscious state. I opened my eyes and felt like I was in an alien land, Pete's searching face made me remember where I was. "Oh! Is the time over?", I asked f00lishly and looked around me, my vision settled at the image standing at the door way, arms crossed, tight sport wear revealing sexy curves of an angel. Was it an image, mannequin or real person because I saw that person standing there too beautiful to be a human being, probably an angel. My eyes eventually adjusted to the real world, it was indeed an angel, an angel on earth, probably sent to me, it was Christie, standing at the door way with a lovely, sexy smile on her lips. "So, you are at peace with yourself now ehn?'', She jokingly asked, ''We've been standing here for the past 10minutes that the school had closed'', She said. I looked around, there was no sign of Master Audu, "AH! Master Audu has left, he always does that Newbies he likes'', Pete said, confirming my fears, "Let's go sha'', Pete helped me up, I silently prayed that my'Koko' should not be visible. ....We walked out of the room, towards the reception area, the school was almost empty except for some peeps that were coming in to excercise. I felt pain all over my body aod quickly remembered kola, "that f00l will pay for what he did'', I swore underneath my breath |
Thought you bought a JAMB form already?
Iyun eni. Talo so wipe epe ila ki mu agbonrin? Ti o ba wa rin si owo olode nko? Iyun eji. Ta ba soro nisiyi won a ma sope Yoruba. Se onikaluku ni on se obe to wu won. Se ti okele lile tema n ranju ke to gbemini tabi sisu te ma n su lekan lose ni ka so ni? :oMo ti sope mi o no soro tele sugbon mo ti binu 
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