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zeelo2014: As a guy, I'll blame us more. why? we tend to chase girls alot, Naija guys over toast, we are easily predictable with the mode of toasting. Most guys should learn to ignore these girls more often & u'll see how they'll run after u. Naturally I hate petty talks, I hate girls snubbing me instead I snub them first, I give out my real phone & bb pin reluctantly. A girl puts up a pics, u hear guys say " Baby u're the prettiest", "u're too sexy", " Can I be be blessed to know u" and I'm like wtf? If all guys are like me ehn, naija girls go change within a week.

Pryme-st*rr:
Dtz coming from a guy who lacks flow ma dear... But! Girls can act so reta.rded somtymz dt a guy might wonder if dtz a common fault God blessed dem wit.
D funny part of it is dt those kynda dumb foolish girls would still be d 1s bombarding me wit friends request especially on Facebook n wen I accept n tend 2 strike off a convo... Come see GOBE... U go chat sotee pick up lines go finish 4 ur mouth n u ll be forced 2 venture in2 personal regions which is quite improper 4 strangers. @tymz i get tired of logging on 2 social media.
Diz is actually d reason why i like NL alot coz here,... U don't have 2 worry about making a chat interesting while some SHAWAHMAH loving empty headed girl keeps frustrating ur efforts with "kk", "lol", "yes", "no", "brb"... 4 christsake are girls cursed 2 be monosyllabic on net... If u are with dem in person, dey won't hesitate 2 talk ur eardrums out.
Diz dayz... If i go through my old chat on any social platform n i find more than 5 monosyllables... UNFRIEND button immediately.
Besides... I now stick 2 chatting with well known female friends who can neva bore me with such n when dey tend 2 digress... I sound a note of warning like... IMMEDIATELY!
still prefer NL tho... When bored just pick an argument with any1 n u r gud 2 go 4 d day

Airforce1: U dey thank lord for rented apartment..

Nor be your mates dey buy mansion for Lekki?

Mtchew

wats wrong in there??

Slasha!:
Abegii! Not only girls. Some guys can be so annoying as well. E.g
Boy:Hi
Girl: hello
Boy: how are you?
Girl: I'm fine thanks and you?
Boy: Fine. So how's everything?
Girl: Very fine,We thank God!
Boy: K,How was your night?
Girl: T'was good.
Boy: that's cool. So,hope yu are good?
I'm not just making this up o,typical example of chats some silly guys start.

Dannylux: Before the video games came into existence haven't the Israelites, Alexander the great, Julius Cesar been fighting wars?

which video game were they playing then?

Yusphull: Be specific......

Yusphull: Don't mind him jooorrrr...... Na peson wey hin go disgrace for online na him he dey find....


T or D jawe my sure niccur

scon-p:
upload a picture of you wearing a boxer on ur head, upload it by 9am

bamiro so u dey nairaland?, wetin u dey find

obalampard: Nice one

ichommy: Question of the year.

Yusphull: You've forgotten what I dared you in the morning??... I told yu to wear ya boxer on ya head and snap wiv it and upload it here... Smh for yu Oooo