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Hi! So here is my honest to goodness opinion on the best way to relocate to Europe for cheap...Step 1: Apply to European universities that offer either full scholarships, a work-study programme or free tuition. I suggest you avoid looking atcountries that often take in international students. Look more at Finland (free tuition for all), Germany (free tuition for all), Poland (cheap tuition and full scholarships for international students), and others. Check out Bosnia, Serbia, Romania, Hungary.... avoid the common destinations. The ones that don't receive many immigrants tend to havea less stringent entry measures because their language and culture serve as barrier enough.Step 2: Get into said university and have saved up enough money for living expensesStep 3: Work hard in university and during your time there, learn the language and make as many connections as humanely possible to maximise the possibility of getting someone to offer you a job upon graduation. DO NOT make the common African mistake of seeking out other Africans, this will NOT help you. You need to befriend as many oftheir countries nationals as possible - this will look favourable on you in the immigration process because you have established ties, some countries will require a national to sponsor you/vouch for you, it will help you getacquainted with the culture and their speech patterns a lot better as wellStep 4: When you graduate many of these countries will give you a 6monthto one year permit to stay in the country and look for a job, and onceyou find one, the employer has to sponsor your residency. this is why Step 3 is crucial. If you know people, they will be willing to go that extra mile for you.Step 5: once you have a job, you can then sponsor your family to come and meet you in the European country that you have settled in. As you now have friends, you can introduce your family to people and help them settle faster.If you follow this formula, the costs associated should be just living expenses and travel expenses. I cannot think of a cheaper method to successfully establish onesself abroad.More importantly, lets say Step 3 doesn;t work out and that prevents Step 5 from happening, then you can either head back to Nigeria, or find a job somewhere else, with your new European degree that will be respected Europe-wide. It increases your options beyond if you just had aNigerian university degree. Your language skills will also make your more attractive as now you will speak English, (Finnish/German/Hungarian/Serbian etcetc), and Nigerian local languages. Multinational corporations will love you.

There's this guy that came to a cafe where i work
Guy: I want to do typesetting
Me:Let me have a copy

What i saw was shocking. I tried to help him though but he refused.

Lalasticlala seun mynd44 Dominiqu

what are the o"level requirements to study sociology in ui?...kindly help with the jamb subject combination too..thanks

pls does UI give candidates 10 points for using only one sitting in either waec/neco?

Nigerian artiste Dammy krane has joined the latest "dm me your acct details" trend as he donates 100k to a fan who asked him for financial help on twitter

cc; lalasticlala

N-Power is a Federal Government of Nigeria programme under the social investment programme for job creation and empowerment initiatives. It is a programme of the FGN to help reduce unemployment by helping them to create jobs and engaging them in activities while unemployed and paying them about N30,000 stipend on monthly basis.
However, the FG decided to introduce a second batch of N-Power registration this year 2017 with some slight adjustments from the first batch. Therefore we are here to guide you on how to complete your N-:Power 2017 registration, upload your data including the mandatory BVN and other information you need. Here are some changes to the previous process.

1. BVN will be auto searched by site before proceeding to the next phase. If BVN exists then one is cleared to proceed. this development is not unconnected with series of problems faced with unmatched, incorrect BVN in the first batch registration.
2. The second phase registration is more of an
interactive interphase . Applicants don't just upload data and go, the test which erstwhile was written separately at a slated date will be written immediately by applicants to complete their registration.
NOTE: Based on the few points above, i'd like to reiterate that prospective applicants should be fully involved and be physically present in the process of registration to proofread their info and write their
test.
The issuance of forms in this phase will not be possible for obvious reasons, so i urge all to take this phase serious and get

IMPORTANCE OF N-POWER PROGRAM
✔ To reduce the rate of unemployment in the country.
✔️ To bring about a system that would facilitate transferability of employability, entrepreneurial and technical skills.
✔️ To bring solutions to ailing public service and Government diversification policy.
The programme is designed in such a way that it can be divided into 3 classes i.e
i.) The N-POWER teacher corps
ii.) The N-POWER knowledge
iii.) and the N-POWER BUILD.

HOW TO CREATE ACCOUNT ON N-Power PORTAL, VERIFY BVN & Upload DATA
1. First visit npower.gov.ng and register by creating a username and password and then sign in.
2. Click through the various programmes and choose the one that suites you and then click on apply at the bottom of the page
3. Carefully fill the application form and make sure to provide accurate information and documents to support your application.
4. After submitting, you will receive an acknowledgement email letter confirming the receipt of the application.
5. After 48hours you will be notified by email and the registration portal whether you are eligible for the N-Power program, if you are unsuccessful you may apply again in subsequent programs.
6. If you are successful you can proceed to the test page at the MY N-POWER PORTAL , you will be required to write two tests; a general skills test and program specific test .
7. Depending on your program there may be a final interview before acceptance into the N-Power program, otherwise you will receive an email confirming your provisional acceptance into the N-Power program.
8. You will have to confirm your acceptance to secure your place.
9. Specific information and program details will now be sent to your email.
10. If at any point you encounter a challenge in filling your form you can send an email to
info@npower.gov.ng.

[b][/b]Thanks for this OP

RIP to the dead

So, you have issues with playing games huh?! Probably you are having a budget smartphone or tablet that can’t really support high-end games like Real Racing 3, NBA 2k14, Dead Trigger, etc. Fortunately, android developers heard your problems and develop an app capable of making lower-end android device feel the high-end gaming experience.Let me introduce GLTools , an app that allows customization of resolution and graphics rendering of apps for optimizing gaming experience. With GLTools , it will allow you to play games which actually requires higher specs or rather play games with lesser lags and FC (force close). If you are familiar with what this app can do, it might be you have heard of Chainfire3D, but, this one supports any android versions starting from android 2.2 and above with lesser issues.
What is GL Tools?
GLTools is a custom OpenGLES driver (proxy), that is compatible with any known OpenGLES 2.0-compatible GPU + ARM or x86 processor. If you still don’t understand, what this app is, the closest known analog is Chainfire3D.

How to Install GL Tools in low end Android device
Step 1 . Download and install GLTools . Download the Free Version. or Paid Version .
Step 2 . Open GLTools, read and understand the check list below before checking all the check boxes. Select Install . Wait for your device to reboot. There will be an uninstaller of the GLTools flashable through custom recovery, it can be found on your SD card.
Step 3 . Again, open GLTools then select the Game you want to play.
gl Tools
Step 4 . Check Enable custom settings for this Here’s the tweaking part
Step 5 . Check Force 16 bit rendering . (it reduces lighting and shading effects but not much a biggie in the graphics)
Step 6 . Check Optimize GLSL shaders. (for optimizing OpenGL shading responsible for color, texture, structure)
Step 7 . Enable and set Downscale texture as what you like. (It reduces the texture therefore, lesser lag)
Step 8 . You may want to Use fake GPU info. (Can also improve game graphics quality and performance)
Step 9 . Now, it’s done. Play any games you wanted.

A Nigerian guy with the name 'T Shine Sisi Eko' on Facebook has said he would kill lots of people if billionaire kidn apper, Chukwudi Onuamadike aka Evans, is killed by t he government..

T Shine Sisi Eko who is an artiste according to his profile on Facebook wrote that although he doesn't know Evans personally, he just does not want him dead. But if the inevitable happens, he threatened to take up the kidnapping job of Evans and he would kill uncountable persons.

He shared the picture of Evans and captioned it:
"Nigeria is so useless. I don't know this man but I don't jst want him dead. And if he mistakenly got killed by stupid Nigeria gov on Sunday,I swear me T SHINE SISI EKO,,will replace him and I must kill uncountable souls, Bet me"

Nairalanders What do you think about this upcoming singer's outburst on social media?



source-naij.com

OP, no vex o...buh, i never see mumu wey pass you...#1 this shii ain't working, #2its nt different from their normal data plans

Nigeria go better one day

Have you ever fallen in a situation, when you scratched out the silver panel on your newly-purchased recharge card and mistakenly scratched the Digits with it? Its so painful and suddenly gives bad mood especially, if the recharge card is cost. The solution has been brought to your doorstep. You don't have to worry any more even if you scratched out some numbers from it and there is no need to call customer care or stressing your self out in contacting them on social media because the solution has now been installed or added to the popular official MyMTN application.
The MyMTN app is a popular MTN self service tool that makes ensure your simple needs on the network comes true easily. This is how it goes below.
Read Also: How To Spot And Identify A Fake Phone Memory Card Or SD Card, Checkout!
How To Use MyMTN App To Recover Over-Scratched Recharge Card
1. Firstly, install the MyMTN app on Playstore
2. Login your account or register an account, if you don't have.
3. Tap on 'Load over-scratched card' option.
4. Enter the incomplete 'Digits of the scratch card'.
5. Enter the 'Serial number of the over-scratched card'.
6. Enter the 'Phone number' and finally, tap on 'Recovery'.
Immediately, your full recharge card pin would be sent to you as SMS and load it as fast as possible or at any time you wish.

STEP 1: INSTALL ANDROID STUDIO
1. Go to http://developer.android.com/sdk/index.html to download Android Studio.
2. Use the installer to install Android Studio following its instructions.
STEP 2: OPEN A NEW PROJECT
1. Open Android Studio.
2. Under the "Quick Start" menu, select "Start a new Android Studio project."
3. On the "Create New Project" window that opens, name your project "HelloWorld".
4. If you choose to, set the company name as desired*.
5. Note where the project file location is and change it if desired.
6. Click "Next."
7. Make sure on that "Phone and Tablet" is the only box that is checked.
8. If you are planning to test the app on your phone, make sure the minimum SDK is below your phone's operating system level.
9. Click "Next."
10. Select "Blank Activity."
11. Click "Next."
12. Leave all of the Activity name fields as they are.
13. Click "Finish."
*Note: It is typical naming convention in Android projects to set the company name as some form of "example.name.here.com".
STEP 3: EDIT THE WELCOME MESSAGE IN THE MAIN ACTIVITY
1. Navigate to the activity_main.xml tab if it is not already open.
2. Make sure that the Design tab is open on the activity_main.xml display.
3. Click and drag the "Hello, world!" from the upper left corner of the phone display to the center of the screen.
4. In the project file system on the left side of the window, open the values folder.
5. In the values folder, double-click the strings.xml file.
6. In this file, find the line "Hello world!".
7. After the "Hello world!" message, add "Welcome to my app!"
8. Navigate back to the activity_main.xml tab.
9. Make sure that your centered text now reads "Hello world! Welcome to my app!"
STEP 4: ADD A BUTTON TO THE MAIN ACTIVITY
1. Navigate to the Design tab of the activity_main.xml display.
2. In the Palette menu to the left of the phone display, find Button (under the heading Widgets).
3. Click and drag Button to be centered underneath your welcome message.
4. Make sure your button is still selected.
5. In the Properties menu (on the right side of the window), scroll down to find the field for "text."
6. Change the text from "New Button" to "Next Page."
STEP 5: CREATE A SECOND ACTIVITY
1. At the top of the project's file system tree, right click on "app."
2. Navigate through to New > Activity > Blank Activity.
3. Change the name of this activity to "SecondActivity".
4. Click "Finish."
5. Make sure you are in the Design view of activity_second.xml.
6. Drag the text box in the upper left of the phone display down to the center as you did on the Main Activity.
7. With the text box still selected, find the "id" field in the Properties menu on the right, and set it to "text2".
8. Open strings.xml again.
9. Add a new line under "Hello world! Welcome to my app!" that reads "Welcome to the second page!".
10. Navigate back to activity_second.xml.
11. Select the text box again.
12. In the Properties pane, set the "text" field to "@string/second_page".
13. Make sure that the text box now reads "Welcome to the second page!" and is in the center of the screen in the phone display.
STEP 6: WRITE THE BUTTON'S "ONCLICK" METHOD
1. Select the MainActivity.java tab along the top of the work environment.
2. Add the following lines of code at the end of the onCreate method:
Button button = (Button) findViewById(R.id.button);
button.setOnClickListener(new View.onClickListener() {
@Override
public void onClick(View v) {
goToSecondActivity();
}
});
3. Add the following method to the bottom of the MainActivity class:
private void goToSecondActivity() {
Intent intent = new Intent(this, SecondActivity.class);
startActivity(intent);
}
4. Click the + next to import at the third line of MainActivity.java to expand the import statements.
5. Add the following to the end of the import statements if they are not already there:
import android.content.Intent;
import android.view.View;
import android.widget.TextView;
STEP 7: TEST THE APPLICATION
1. Click the green play symbol from the toolbar at the top of the Android Studio window.
2. When the "Choose Device" dialog apperas (this may take a few moments), select the "Lauch emulator" option.
3. Click OK.
4. When the emulator opens (this too could take awhile), the app will automatically launch the app upon the virtual phone being unlocked.
5. Make sure that all of your text displays correctly and that the button takes you to the next page.
STEP 8: UP, UP, AND AWAY!
Congrats! You've now completed your first Android application with some basic functionality. Your finished app should have a page greeting the user and a button that takes the user to a second page.
From here you have the cursory knowledge you need to go on to learn all there is to know about Android application development.

Anybody can and anybody should learn how to perform CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation): According to the American Heart Association , a stunning 70% of Nigerians don’t know how what to do if somebody is experiencing a cardiac emergency because they don’t know how to administer CPR or they forgot the exact technique. This is especially alarming since almost 90% of cardiac arrests occur at home — where patients depend on the immediate respiratory care response of their family members. In brief, knowing how to perform CPR can save the life of a loved one someday.



1. CALL
Check the victim for unresponsiveness . If the person is not responsive and not breathing or not breathing normally. Call 911 and return to the victim. If possible bring the phone next to the person and place on speaker mode. In most locations the emergency dispatcher can assist you with CPR instructions.
2. PUMP
If the victim is still not breathing normally, coughing or moving, begin chest compressions. Push down in the center of the chest 2-2.4 inches 30 times. Pump hard and fast at the rate of 100-120/minute, faster than once per second.
3. BLOW
Tilt the head back and lift the chin. Pinch nose and cover the mouth with yours and blow until you see the chest rise. Give 2 breaths. Each breath should take 1 second.
CONTINUE WITH 30 PUMPS AND 2 BREATHS UNTIL HELP ARRIVES
NOTE: This ratio is the same for one-person & two-person CPR. In two-person CPR the person pumping the chest stops while the other gives mouth-to-mouth breathing.

If you have to point out only one thing about your current phone that you hate the most, what is that thing?
I would say the one thing i hate the most about my phone is the lousy amount of internal storage. It sucks not being able to download big high graphics games because my phone doesn't have enough internal storage to install it.
What about you?...My phone's model is INFINIX HOT 2 by the way.

If you have to point out only one thing about your current phone that you hate the most, what is that thing?
I would say the one thing i hate the most about my phone is the lousy amount of internal storage. It sucks not being able to download big high graphics games because my phone doesn't have enough internal storage to install it.
What about you?

We've heard enough abt diz nigga....kill im already

Oponu omoh

wow

Weh done

yourexcellency:
stunning? I will pick the rebranded Olajumoke Orisaguna over her ten times

you are sick