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Yesterday, the news of Netflix services now available to Nigerians came as a great surprise and little did we know 2016 is the year... Today, the popular shopping mall WALMART also surprised everyone when a twitter account Walmart_Nigeria was opened and the first tweet was ''Hello from Nigeria''.. It immediately started trending and Nigerians are reacting..

The arrival of walmart might be a pain the eye of our dear SHOPRITE... So Nigerians!!! Are you ready

https://mobile.twitter.com/Walmart_Nigeria/status/685054973613309953?p=v


CC: lalasticlala

The guys above me need cane

Laughing in Gobe style !!!! What he should have done earlier.... When we'll tell them to use CONDOM !!! They won't listen... #BuyACondom

Instead brother..... Tell him to teach you how to construct ''good'' sentences and compositions... That'll do your family more good..

iCare

osesology:
Fifthed!

Sixteheded

Seun, lalasticlala ooo !!!!

Is this not cassandra ni ? That babe wey we see for quillox last week with senator ***** ?



Chisos !!!!!!!!!

And his name shall be called... KEKEchukwu...

Btw... Someone should give me the name of the keke owner... I want to pray for him that before the June 2016.... He'll be a proud car owner.... Tear rubber.... I don't know how God will do it oo but as long as he BELIEVES.... He'll own a brand new car before the end of june 2016... OP.. If you know him, please... Help me tell him cos he has not only helped the mother.. He has helped a GENERATION...

I PRAY FOR HIM THAT FOR THIS UNCOMMON THING HE HAS DONE FOR THIS FAMILY, HE SHALL RECEIVE UNCOMMON REWARDS THIS YEAR IN JESUS NAME !! AMEN


AND OP.. FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, I PRAY THAT THE BLESSINGS OF GOD WILL NOT MISS YOU IN JESUS NAME... WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ENTER KEKE NAPEP !!! I PRAY THAT GOD SUPPLY ALL YOUR NEEDS IN JESUS NAME


AND FOR ALL THOSE THAT POSTED GOOD COMMENTS AND PRAISED GOD NAME... THE WORLD WILL PRAISE YOU IN JESUS NAME !!! AMEN

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Good day all, i know the topic might be surprising but what i really mean is that if you are need of someone who'll help you manage your social media accounts (website not inclusive) like facebook, twitter, e.t.c for both INDIVIDUALS and ORGANISATIONS.... Well, I am available and i don't charge much also.... Send a mail if you are interested or whatsapp/call me


God Bless Our Hustle

Dallazday:
na 2016 be dis nau, u should have asked God for common sense before now

Let me know when God finally send yours through Jumia

I STILL SUPPORT LIL KESH !! ANY DAY AND ANY TIME....
MY name sake should #LeaveTrashForLawma jare... Adopt ko.. Abduct ni

MODs please do the needful.. Let us know the situation of CHANGE in 2016

So today is the day when we are supposed to start getting petrol at 86.50k shey ?


Here in Igbogbo Ikorodu, it's still 87.00 ooo

Tell us the price in your area

CC: lalasticlala

2016.... Ate Bread first

Do i need to explain the topic again It has explained itself... For me,
Last food of 2015- Fried Rice and Chicken
First food of 2016- I'll be back to tell you

Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove

receive sense

Mtcheeewww...... Instead of you to go and sleep and prepare for cross over night tomorrow.. You are here doing research on 2 people that are kissing in their room now.....

OK... Call me if it's hit FP...


Check my signature for what i do

BUT I THOUGHT ''Life is all about the money oooo''


I feel no remorse for you even when i'm a big fan of yours but truth be told Bro... DON'T MARRY THAT GIRL oooo..... SHE just wants to put you in GOBE after AYE has started following her..

Please, we have been looking for this dear hen of ours since yesterday night.. We don't know if it ran away because we're killing it on friday or it was stolen... It was last seen at ikorodu. It speaks CUCKOish fluently, His name is Seun.. It can run too.. It can fly too.. Pls, if you've seen it anywhere around your house, even if it's in KADUNA you find it because na winch ooo.. Just holla at me.. Thanks

REAL MADRID 10-2 RAYO VALLECANO:
BLANCOS RUN RIOT AGAINST 9-MAN
VISITORS


The away team threatened early on but could not
recover from losing Triguero and Baena in the first
half-hour, and the game quickly turned into a
training exercise for the hosts Real Madrid suffered an early scare but eventually
made numerical superiority tell at the Santiago
Bernabeu, as they cruised to an 10-2 drubbing of
nine-man Rayo Vallecano. Sections of the home support whistled under-fire
manager Rafael Benitez before kick-off and his
players received similar treatment at half-time
despite being 4-2 to the good against depleted
opponents. Gareth Bale turned a first-half brace into a four-
goal haul, quelling the early discontent that had
long subsided by the time Karim Benzema
completed a hat-trick in the final minute. Danilo gave Madrid a third-minute lead but
quickfire efforts from Antonio Amaya and Jozabed
had neighbouring Rayo dreaming of a famous
triumph. Those ambitions were undermined when Tito
hacked into Toni Kroos to be sent off and, after
Bale equalised, Raul Baena also received his
marching orders – preceding a successful penalty
from Cristiano Ronaldo. Benzema opened and closed the second-half
mauling, while Ronaldo headed a second and Bale
made hay. Madrid are now within two points of champions
Barcelona, who wrapped up Club World Cup glory
in Japan earlier on Sunday, but the bizarre nature
of this rout is unlikely to bring many Benitez
doubters onside. Rayo tore forward from kick-off, only to leave
themselves exposed to a slick third-minute
counter-attack. James Rodriguez and Bale combined, and the
Welshman released overlapping full-back Danilo
to steer a low effort past visiting keeper Yoel. But Paco Jemez's team would not be discouraged
and they deservedly drew level when Amaya
headed Roberto Trashorras' corner past a flimsy
attempted save from Keylor Navas in the 10th
minute. Worse was to come two minutes later for Madrid
– Jozabed planting Tito's deflected cross into the
corner to stun the Bernabeu – and the attacking
midfielder almost made it three when Navas beat
a shot behind at the near post with his defence in
disarray. A breathless match took its latest remarkable turn
in the 14th minute when Tito was rightly
dismissed for a reckless lunge on Kroos, who
recovered to fire a blistering drive narrowly wide. Much had happened in the 24 minutes since Danilo
opened the scoring but the Brazilian hooked in a
wonderful cross for Bale to bury a headed
equaliser. The carnage was far from over and Rayo were
down to nine men in the 28th minute as referee
Ignacio Iglesias Villanueva gave Baena a second
yellow card for tangling with Sergio Ramos inside
the area. Paco's team were understandably aggrieved as
Ronaldo coolly drilled home the resulting penalty. James sent Bale streaking through the
undermanned Rayo ranks to double his tally and
the same combination almost heralded a first-half
hat-trick in stoppage time, but the ex-Tottenham
man could not convert at the far post. The utterly surreal feel to proceedings was
heightened when Real were whistled at half-time
and they sought to repair these fractured relations
with their fans as Benzema slotted home number
five, James the provider once more. Yoel was out sharply to deny Ronaldo in the 50th
minute but his was a thankless task and there
was nothing he could do when the Portuguese
superstar firmly nodded James' left-wing cross
into the net. Rayo attacked when possible, left-back Nacho
having a venomous shot blocked, heralding the
unlikely sight of nine men conceding their seventh
on the break after 61 minutes. James released Ronaldo to leave Bale with a
simple finish for the matchball and he had a fourth
when an attempted nutmeg on substitute Quini fell
favourably. Luka Modric found an unmarked Benzema to
dispatch number nine and there would be a
second hat-trick when he thumped in a lay-off
from substitute Mateo Kovacic left footed -
concluding a scarcely credible contest in the
Spanish capital.

All copied from Goal.com

Celebs... Always 'showing love' when they lose a fan.. What's the essence really ?? When the babe was alive and always tweeting, you never or rarely mentioned her in any of your posts, now she's dead you're now writing 'A LETTER TO THE gods'... Baba change !! Change !! Change !! When all you celebs know is just to ''smoke some weed'' and you forget your books.. Read guys.. Read... I'm sure if you read, you'd have come across the popular saying ''You don't know what you have until you lose it''. RIP girl... Even though i know you'll never get to see this..

''And what shall it profit a man, if he GAINS the WHOLE WORLD and LOSES his SOUL ?''

Linda, i'm a very big fan of yours and happy with the way you've been handling ''people'' and the ''media'' ever since you came to limelight.. But there's one thing that baffles me a lot and that is your ''sudden'' attitudal change ever since you acquired your new house in B.I... Really, one has to live life to the fullest, but let's not also forget that there are people out there who haven't even got what they'll eat tonight. I know some people will definitely come at me spewing trash but i'll just tell you the truth.. GIVE..

I'm not one of those that'll say you should go and sell all your shoes and give the money to the needy. No.. I'm just a 'friend' that'll tell you to give always..

Love you Linda.. #TeamLiB !!

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Johnnoah1st:
bro pls send me d date u gonna kill urself, i will be glad to sponsor and finance ur burial.

LMFAO.....

Don't think i'm laughing over your comment... Your signature gives me An Idea

Free101:
Dude "Rapsoweed" abi what are you called, abeg no die in vain biko. At least don't let your parents money go in vain.
Look for someone you trust, search for a ritual money making herbalist, let them use you to make money, let the "trustee" then take about 3/4 to your parents so that they can reap where they've sowed.

It's RAPSOWDEE

iceberylin:
A Fuckin banker
Y not take it as a competition tho the odd is very poor for you...

I'm still a student ba !!!!

Rainess:
You're 18! Do you think she's the only girl in the world??!

Yes oooo.... She Is right now

Guys pls this is very urgent.... The shoes i'm in now are over-sized....

Here goes the tale

So i met a particular young girl at a party.. Younger than i am like a year difference..she's 17 sha.... I and this babe have been already so close we've revealed a lot about each other..But because of my experience with girls.. I tried not to ask if she had someone she's in a relationship with until today when a topic came up and led to the question... To my greatest surprise... She told me she's in a relationship and her ''BOYFRIEND'' is a BANKER !!! A F***ing banker My plan was to ask her out on christmas day but i've changed my mind cos i'm just a fresher in school.. And how much is my alawee sef... Plssssssss should i just kill myself ? Cos i'm in love with her like seun and that is kenyan babe.....

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Mehn, this poster has to be underage!!

Before you lovers start helping this young boy out on toasting skills, I recommend you ask this newbie of a poster his age.[/color]

18 ain't underaged !!!