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iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You said memorable moments

Bruh, I still can't relate[/color]

obiorathesubtle:
uuum

Like if you expected something different after reading the caption..

MrCork:
...u dont hav moment for scchkoooool homework?

ErnieSmallzz:
is dis suppose to be a joke?

Marcus2:
Ok

DesChyko:
Wey dem?

lammylam:
1) Arms and the man 2) the old man and the sea 3) purple hibiscus 7) half of a yellow sun king of ants 9) women of owu 10)animal farm 11)oliver twist


dats all I know

CaptainEColeJnr:
Romeo and Juliet
Wow.. how could I have forgotten

CaptainEColeJnr:
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1. Power & mind

2. the old man and the sea

3. Purple Hibiscus

4.Eze goes to school

5. Chike and the river

7. half of a yellow sun

8. King of ants

9. Women of Owu

11. Oliver Twist


I'm not really a literati, those who are familiar with books and novels should be able to maneuver through this like hot knife through butter

crazymommy:
Am a full time business woman...i have more important things I use those apps for..I use them to advertise my business too...I have more than 4000 WhatsApp contacts strictly for business....thank u.

crazymommy:
Is someone supposed to be online only because of chat??are there no other things someone can do when online??

teepsee:
My problem is that some of the guys don't know when someone is not interested or ready to talk, they keep on being silly for nothing. When I see guys like that, u feel like praying senses into them.


To the angry guy above, she is not being rude or acting. There's something you not just in the mood. How will u feel if she tells you, leave me alone, I don't want to chat n doing the single alphabet reply. Which is better

Gwan2:
Secularism, westernization and materialism have taken away the little integrity and morality left in most female folks...
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I gat som little tym at d momentl..so lemme while it away here eventhough I know wat am puttin out is juz a shear waste of tym to many...
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What som galz dnt knw is dat most guyz lyk me cherish a scare and hard to get "resources"....Yep if u throw urself at me..we wil get along n enjoy d moment while it last...bt belief you me, u ain't my ideal gal. what baffles me most is that am stil in search 4 that gal that wil clear my doubt
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My sister wedded a forthnight ago...I saw her beautiful frnd n ask my sis of her number...Although d damsel saw me driving helter shelter during d wedding bt she never knew am related to d celebrant....Fast forward, I called her n we got along on phone,,after lyk 3days I dint called n she dint call either...inside me I was impressed, my passion reignited 4 her....after a week without communication she den placed a missed call 3 dayz back....I called back and told her abt my tight schedule as d reason 4 nt calling dat long....I intentionally ask her to pass by my house when she's done frm work 2mao...sincerely if she calls n tell me shez on her way, som part of me wil deflate....worst is wen she coms n she easily gives in to the passes I wil mak at her......Summarily d crust of d epistle is that far frm d perception of most gals, most guys want it quite scare n not too easy.

Preciousorigho:
I scored 202 in jamb mbbs aspirant... how many do I need to score in post utme from delta state

Abbeyunique2:
If you are endowed why i no go allow you come my front. i dey craze

skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer

halfricanadian:
True
I hate dat thing tho

I just freestyled my word

tot dey were just frnds i mean d guys

But bestfrnds no no

But if she is a boss ass b*tch thats a yes she can carry on!

Tayeni:
there is a difference between the beautiful and the bizzaar

Cholls:
My brother i can never forget my experience. My first year in school there was this danfo i boarded that day i was hurrying to see my uncle wey just come from jand since a every long time i lost my phone at the school library so dey couldn't reach from home i was too sturbborn then i didn't even bother to call home to inform them. So i called home the night before the incident with the danfo driver i was told my uncle was around i asked when? They said 2days ago that they've been trying to pass the message to me.....i just cut in, what! Am coming home first thing in the morning then my aunt told me you will have to come early 'cus his going to a conference in yenogoa i replied don't worry then i hung up. Morning came boarded the bus the drive was dressed in something i will call Jedi factory 'cuz i sat in the front beside him. It was still early in the morning people were in a rush to get to their various destinations. Not long before we heard pkoo! The tire at the drivers side just deflatted. The driver has collected money from every one so passengers came down to see what was the problem the danfo driver said rudely that e ma duro ni o i wan go do tire. People start shouting i was looking at my time before i could look up i heard gbooo! It was the driver that slapped one of the passenger next thing i know 3 guys deccended on him they beat him black and blue the driver was still held on the ground they collect the money the gave us all our money. But the surprising thing to me was when they told all of us to enter the bus that they will take us to our destination. One of the guys took the keys and the other 2 still grabbed the driver put him the bus then drove us off i can down at my bus stop that day i no know if make i laugh or cry for that driver. Till date i still look out for that driver.

tosyne2much:
I dey come back

jcflex:
This op na street urchin for lag before, how come only you understand this.

your experience for street na grade 1, with look of thing, I believe na Reminisce be your headmaster for Primary sch, while Olamide badoo be ur Principal for sec sch.

@op na joke we dey, no take am serious

Rapsodee:
Why is it that pics downloaded from nairaland don't open?

Cutehector:
Wy is it dat wen a lady sits down puttin on a short skirt, guys eyes prey down there