₦airaland Forum

darlingtonIIV:
lol. My gf does whatever she wanna do in my house. If a girl cant be free in the presence of her bf then when will she be free? When they get married? No No for me.

It's how they are wired... it's this Cinderella mentality wherein they bliv everything about them must be perfect... the packaging isn't just limited to toilet matters even stuff like having catarrh sef... you never see babes wey dey form when it comes to "blowing nose" ... it's when they are with their family members that they usually feel free to be themselves....

darlingtonIIV:
its not like that. I like your free spirit.

Mayb na u b d BF...
Free spirit huh? Well... if you type so *shrugs

darlingtonIIV:
#smiles

U probably don dey already imagine as Sandra take balance for toilet seat in all her glory, dey gist about Buhari and Dasuki matter with im BF as d thing dey drop one by one... ***shakes head... pray for ursef...
just kidding... *winks

softappless:
calm down!! we know ure obama's son but what i was trying to say is that why is it that most people eat chicken on christmas day?

Obama no even reach my papa half...
I guess it's just a traditional thing for some folks... Christmas and chicken... more like Thanksgiving and turkey

White meat..... red meat..

softappless:
hmm im hearing this 4 d first time, aint both meat?

What is so special about chicken?... an evidence of the effects of poverty and hunger on the mentality of the average Nigerian man...

softappless:
pics of the cow or u know na

we don't bliv it

tosyne2much:
You know say Wristbangle na my surest nigga

Hav u dudes met offline b4?

tosyne2much:
X

Na wa for you and wristbangle O... dis una FTC parole eh... See sef... it's not like you hav anything to type sef... just like the pharisees... them no go enter... and dem no go gree make anoda person enter.. FTC akagum

What happened to "ladies first"?

Jolllyjoy:
she is the neck,the head should av one first

NOBODYY:
Computer Village guys showed me their high skill yesterday
I was listening to music on my phone with earpiece in my ear..
They stole the phone from me while the music was still playing in my ear for good 2 hours

how is dat possible? did they reconnect ur earpiece to another music playing device?

That shouldn't be termed TRUE LOVE but MEDIOCRITY.... If a standard wedding cake is beyond the means of the couple, then they can do without it; no need for the improvisation.
But then again, this is how quite a number of couples started their journey... but they are telling quite a different story today...

southniyikaye:
i don't agree with you,if they can afford the wedding dress,how much is cake?

do you know whether the wedding dress was borrowed?

I fit imagine a situation whereby dem serve person dis kind bread and after d person don chop am finish...d person go b like:
"chai dis bread sweet oh!"...

na for there dem go begin dey list for am d kind ingredients wey dem use prepare d bread.....
chai... end time thinz indeed...
soon na urine dem go dey use dey fry plantain... na only God go save person

The gal made her choices...it's not as if she was drugged or...

Cutehector:
btw, I wouldnt intend to break uP wid u should we get dating....

Backyard toasting...

5.2 BILLION DOLLARS who dey collect d moni and wetin dem go use am do.... it's not as if there is anyfin for the masses to benefit from this.

cherrybrown:
God see through the heart not from what we say with our mouth or our appearance

out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh...

Hmmm... you r a man of God.... the house maid is trying to seduce you and your wife refuses to let her go in spite of all the persuasion from you. It doesn't take a prophet to put two and two together in order to figure out that the kingdom of darkness is out to get you!! Dear man of God if I were you, I would run into the nearest MFM deliverance centre and begin kabashing... Man of God... please remember what happened to David in the matter of Bathsheba the wife of Urias... Better pay a visit to your prayer mountain before your maid does something similar to what Delilah did to Samson. I pray you get to read this man of God... may God save you!

Had it been dislike button dey here nau...na 1000+ dislikes by now.... E b like say dis man no wan win election... but nevertheless I think he deserves commendation for "speaking his mind" unlike his fellow politicians in this part of the world who smile with the mouth and frown with heart.... That is if what the OP posted here has any truth value at all

Czar01:
"Oh God, forgive so and to lift up his degree in guided and take good care in the obstacle behind. Forgive us and him, O Lord of the Worlds and make his grave and the light in which his"

Guy WTH?

My guy better ask a person who understands Arabic to help interpret it to you. Google translate isn't that reliable.

PunkyVeer:
Wrong advice. He'll still be 2nd option even if the BF died or moved to mars. Who wants to be 2nd option?

Spare tire.... spare tire Obonkwa

twoondei:
Welll, I noticed boys do better in primary and secondary school.

Higher education, na girls dey blaze. Even in medical schools, na them.

After adolescence, boys just give up the chase and pursue other things

Na lie....

But Shade and Seal don win grammy nau... it's just that they are based overseas like Akon

JAZES:
Nigerian ke? with all these our wack music (apologies to baba fela anikulapo, sunny ade, asa and other Nigerians turning out good music).
Truth be told, our musicians need to sit up, enough of all this wack dancehall music (don jazzy) hope u dey hear?

Dancehall music my browda... dancehall music... shake-ur-body-wine-your-waste-music... I don tire... but dem sweet shaa

FreshOhio:
Nice post... But you should have added... Observing all this advises ain't a sure banker that u will be successful... Trust me, it's all about time and chance homies

True talk bro... even King Solomon in the Bible said the same thing; that the race isn't to the swift nor the battle to the strong.... but time and chance happeneth to them all. These two words 'TIME' and 'CHANCE' are crucial resources that can make or mar a person depending on the sort of decision made by such a person when it comes to utilising them. Many people are where they are in life today because they failed to take full advantage of opportunities that presented themselves or were even so insensitive to recognise such opportunities when they came up in the first place.

One thing I try to pray for is the grace to be ultra opportunity conscious and to take full advantage of such opportunity when it comes along. Even in football matches, goal scoring chances usually present themselves and it is what a player is able to do in such situations that determines the outcome of the match.

lekjons:
pathetic.. It's Buhari's fault!

No b small

INTROVERT:
Thats okay





I know yall missed me.

You have no idea sweety... if dem dey earn moni for FTC... Bill Gates for don dey envy you by now.

If you guys want to save ur data then try restricting background data so that apps in the background would be denied access to ur data. That is for those who use android phones. just go to data usage in ur Settings then click options. You should see "Restrict Background Data".... tick d box besides it... Thank me later

StephanieEzeh:
So anyone who buys a lady gifts must sleep with her? Is that what u mean? Chineke nna, what has our men turn into? Beasts and robots?

The politicians wey been been dey dash ppl wrapper and bag of rice during campaign ncorr? e think say dem been dey do am because dem be father krismas? My dear, such is life... there is no free lunch... something must go for something and nothing for nothing...

SexyStrawberry:
... And as for employing house helps, me personally don't think I need them, even if I have a thousand kids, I am not a lazy woman! what can the house help do in my house that I can't do?! huh?

Na women with dis kind mentality I dey respect!!