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dayokanu:
Confirmed Theo Walcot is the most useless footballer in the world

E se,e se o,e se o,e wa ma lo

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It's not just the wings that need beefing up,but the attack as well,we need tall and clinical finishers.I'm not comfortable with all those two ruler strikers we have

nateevs:
Cech was lucky to be standing on the right. . ! . . Absolutely shocking utterances from Arsenal fans.
Chelsea were lucky to have selected a goalkeeper for the game. . How about that?

Bros no vex

Seun:
Why only two options?

Ah ah,Seun what are you driving at?? didn't you see above where she said it's based on _scientific research,abi na until you hear say na ifa priest choose dem you go rest

In any case,if any other Nlanders have their nominees,I guess they are free to bring them forward,then we vote

West Ham let me down,they couldn't deliver my first choice predo but opted to deliver the second
If only Cech wasn't lucky to be standing on the right spot when West Ham nearly got the second goal, !!!
Well,this is merely am postponment of the evil day,the chavs have some major points to drop for me;and drop them THEY WILL

@ Mod

Thanks for the nomination(as I take it,your Rapuntin was meant to be rasputinn),please am I allowed to step down and vote for any of the nominees?? (as obtains in a true democracy??)

@ Criz,

First and foremost,I totally disagree with some of the criteria you put out there.They're anti-democracy

However,just so we move on and to allow you present the award to the winner,I'd vote for Dayokanu(my decision is based more on humanitarian than anything else),he's been the loneliest sports-section nairalander in that lonely thread for that team from the wack bundewackza league.Let's give him some cheer @ christmas

~Bluetooth:
I never knew the tribunal decision will be as fast as this,i was expecting atleas 6 months before they will take a final stand.l commend the electoral committee and i hope kosovo can now go on vacation.abi

It was given accelerated hearing as a result of the massive outcry against the illegal disqualification od become-mapped

slimshay:
And dere goes sparky!!!

Omode bu iroko o yiju seyin. O ro pe ojo ti a ba bu iroko, lo ma wo pa eni. The small pikin diss Wenger dey form big boy, him think him don turn yampion!!!

No mind am,pessin no reach one,e say make dem cut am into two
Now he's jobless and it's an awful time to prance the cold streets of Manchester in search of jobs at this time of the year

Blueice4re:
Hi sweeties, mine is sept 18th cheersssssssssssssssssssss

Hey hon,how ya doin'
Where've you been all these while?Blueice,hmmm sounds like some treasurable gem
Well you're very welcome to this thread for the most wonderful peeps on the face of the whole earth born in the coolest month;Septembizzy 

Your very cool 18 September birthday mates are;Duroti,Prince Kevo,Kayraph,kel4eva,Disire,Lexandra and ofokasibe

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What do ya expect,it's the spill-over effect,with so many of you not being allowed to gate-crash into September

Next please

This one looked very healthy

Mariory:
This is real comedy.

Which comedy,this is a true test of Seun's democratic credentials

Mariory:
Becomrich don't give up. All your surpporters will now start wearing green-white-green armbands. We will bring you back to power.

YES WE CAN!

Just let the majority have their way

proudly9ja:
. As for winning the league, Chelsea will drop more points, ManUtd will also drop points. Its up to Arsenal to remain consistent,

Me three

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This is the real load of bollocks ,

George_D:
this victory surely won't last!

Sure.The Hardley Chase phenomenon will catch up with the murderous thief called James ibori

Here we go again
A sick country being run by a sicker president,sorry

Nigeria is not difficult to develop,it's our leaders that find it difficult to develop themselves

Whoaaaaaaaa
E'body sheathe your swords

@ Kosovo/Seun

Like I told another mod on his forum,y'all should take a cue from Time magazine,Man of the year awards or posters of the year awards are not for those the organisers like or dislike their guts or face.Do you know how many "dictators" , "Villains" and "unfaithful husband-world leaders" have emerged as Time Magazine's men of the year.

The moment you disqualify ONE SINGLE member from the polls,IT LOSES CREDIBILITY,let the members make their choice,even if he's/she's a rapist or serial killer,unless of course you're looking for Seun's or Kosovo's poster of the year.
If on the other hand,you're scared that if you allow becomerich to be voted for and he wins,that he'd bombard the forum and pepper our eyes with more satellite photos and maybe even encourage other users to post bandwidth-hugging sat photos,you've got your mods and your IP skills,keep banning him or anybody that regularly uses up too much bandwidth.If you've banned them repeatedly and they keep signing right back on under different names,then they're addicted to nairaland and I don't think that's such a bad thing

True democracy is like truth,it hurts sometimes

Peace

Errrrr,FBS you MUST remove those qualities you listed above.Are you looking for FBSs poster of the year or the forum's poster of the year.You run the risk of being perceived as wanting to rail-road posters or teleguide the poll in your preferred direction.

When nominating their "man of the year",Time magazine does not only look for those who appear to be good-mannered gentlemen,or those that possess qualities that Time magazine loves;that's why some not-too-liked fellas have won it in the past.

BTW one man's meat is another man's otapiapia

Y'all should stop panicking about Silvestre,even if we use him,Villa CANNOT defeat us
However,if any of the injured left-backs make it on time,then good news,if not,I know villa CANT win

That useless Hull shitty club with their useless coach Phil brown,who spat on him this time around? maybe the 4th official

My boyz came good yesterday

ritchboy:
West Ham 3-0 Chelsea

West Ham 2 - 1 Chelsea gin

Petr Cech to continue fumbling

West Ham V Chelsea today
With the mind set in the hammers camp,they'll surely nick this one or at worst the chavs'll get a draw

Why are you guys arguing needlessly;haa
If we lose,una go complain,if we draw una go fight,if we win una go argue,y'all better stop this bickering and let's face the battle ahead,the EPL is within reach

I just pray the Hammers do us a favour today

jalether:
Man utd were totally dominated and bettered by fulham,

If you like,try and polish the incident with grammar,man u were bullied and slapped around the pitch like lil' orphans by Fulham and it's unfair

The ref that handled the game b/w man shitty and Sunderland should be shot for allowing the blue scummies to win by an offside goal.Very repulsive

This is unfair.I hate bullies and tough guys who take advantage of weaklings REPEATEDLY
This matter should be reported to the United Nations committee for the protection of weaklings rights.Why on earth should Fulham be allowed to slap and bully manure players round the pitch,this is the same thing they did last season

Premier League - Manchester City sack Mark Hughes and appoint Roberto Mancini

buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Iddiot,instead of him to approach the master gaffers like Le Prof for tips on how to successfully coach/manage a top flight team in the EPL,the fooool was busy talking thrash about Le Prof not shaking his amateur hands

I dey come