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manickal:You can say that again manickal,feels good to be a september baby Welcome aboard You already have b/day mates namely Creamychic and Senator JD Give 'em a shout and look out for more Before your b/day you should have @ least one favourite person you want to exchange presents w/ That's what we're doing here Enjoy |
@ Kunle 75 Welcome to the coolest zone of the september peeps You're blazing the trail for the 28th babies,so look out for your bday mates |
@ A-40 Those rumour mongers are best ignored most of the times b4 they start telling us that the Emirates stadium will be sold next week and Arsenal will have to relocate to Highbury |
Po Deep:Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
saucekid:LOL |
@dyabman You're a fool It's now official So quit sunning your disjointed dentition |
strexfree:I hate advance fees fraud |
And sauce too |
Igbonla da? |
Well I have no vitriolic words for fellow gooners so just let it slide,okay |
@ Debo Now you're beginning to irritate me be sounding like a sisi Where in my last posts did I allude to what you just wrote I never said we'd sink without villa,I'm only making a point that we need world class players Match winners to beef up the squad,not the faceless 200+ players known only to you and AW |
Just a mite plz |
Fingers crossed for AW's signings |
@ HNIC Is this the same HNIC of DAAR? |
debosky:Ha ha ha Very funny indeed Debo,oyo lowa oooo |
debosky:Bored and yawns,now the above highlighted is the real bollocks Pray tell,who are the 200+ supposed players that have been calling him? Is it those children playing with their parents phones? Puhleaaaaase |
Ladies could this be true?? ATM [b]A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender: MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Roll down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Roll window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. [/b] |
WEIGHT LOSS PLAN [b]A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!" Not wanting to even imagine what would happen to him if the guy caught up with him,he ran the race of his life that he lost 63 pounds that week alone. [/b] |
Parents be careful A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. |
Pamperme:Hi Pamps,you're the first 27th baby so you gotta watch out for ur bday mates then y'aall can figure out hw to go about da pampering Welcome aboard |
igbsam:End of discussion |
Had a bit of a restful day today,actually convalescing. The week has been generally good as one hitherto obstinate client owing me so much for jobs executed for close to a year now has started paying up ![]() |
Hw wz ur day? |
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” So don't be too serious |
Dr Kitaun: Ah ah,only him,what of Eboue and Senderos?OMG |
HNIC:Let him be playing like a super star only to come and bore us all season with injuries Abi the orange commot him bone put iron for him leg for euro08?,if na so then he must not comot the iron after euro08,else;;;;;;;;;;; ![]() |
Hi y'all |
debosky:Yea that was ONLY AFTER AW gave him the coldest of shoulders,we're even lucky he didn't name Spurs as his newest preferred destination in England |
Sky Sports report that Monsieur Wenger has successfully managed to slap a price tag on Emmanuel Adebayor’s head that is so large, that it’s frightened away suitors such as Milan. It has been thought that the Togolese striker might leave Arsenal in the summer, although the Italian club now appear to be turning their attention elsewhere after baulking at the reported £30 million required. “I don’t know whether he will wear our jersey,” said Berlusconi when quizzed about The Gunners target-man. “He costs a lot.” “From Monday we will re-start our thinking about signing a striker,” he said. “We will do what is possible, but it is not easy. “We are hitting against economical aspects, and that is fundamental - we can’t spend exaggerated sums.” |
Good news for AW,I guess David Villa's asking price has now gone beyond GBP50K |
HNIC:What's ur fear Why are you afraid to take a chance on a sure bet Any team that cannot boast of two-three good and AVAILABLE strikers isn't serious in my book Some of us have been harping on this Villa issue long before the end of last season's EPL The guy had long been tripping for Arsenal and on more than two occasions had openly stated that he would love to be a Gooner What did we get,AW said that was a complement,but however added that he "wasn't going to make a swoop for the player" Now that the guy is shining like the star that guided the three wise men on their way to see infant Jesus,I guess he'll be a bit out of baba ijebu's reach |
Sauce,na you go rush come out on the 8th na,if to say you chill for 24hrs,u for don get bday mates for this thread now |
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