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EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 7:04am On Jun 23, 2008
manickal:
i'm september 14th. the best day in the whole year 4 me.
You can say that again manickal,feels good to be a september baby
Welcome aboard
You already have b/day mates namely Creamychic and Senator JD
Give 'em a shout and look out for more
Before your b/day you should have @ least one favourite person you want to exchange presents w/
That's what we're doing here
Enjoy
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:24pm On Jun 22, 2008
@ Kunle 75

Welcome to the coolest zone of the september peeps
You're blazing the trail for the 28th babies,so look out for your bday mates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 6:57am On Jun 22, 2008
@ A-40

Those rumour mongers are best ignored most of the times b4 they start telling us that the Emirates stadium will be sold next week and Arsenal will have to relocate to Highbury
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 6:54am On Jun 22, 2008
Po Deep:
I WANT ARSHAVIN LIKE DRACULA WANTS BLOOD!!!

But he's 27. Probably too old in wenger's books.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 6:52am On Jun 22, 2008
saucekid:
too far
LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 9:54pm On Jun 20, 2008
@dyabman

You're a fool
It's now official
So quit sunning your disjointed dentition
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 9:45pm On Jun 20, 2008
strexfree:
my fellow friend is high time you stop gambling with your trade and,
with a fee of #2500, paid into GTBank. then text your
I hate advance fees fraud
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 9:25pm On Jun 20, 2008
And sauce too
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 9:03pm On Jun 20, 2008
Igbonla da?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 7:28pm On Jun 20, 2008
Well I have no vitriolic words for fellow gooners so just let it slide,okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 7:19pm On Jun 20, 2008
@ Debo

Now you're beginning to irritate me be sounding like a sisi
Where in my last posts did I allude to what you just wrote
I never said we'd sink without villa,I'm only making a point that we need world class players
Match winners to beef up the squad,not the faceless 200+ players known only to you and AW
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 6:53pm On Jun 20, 2008
Just a mite plz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 9:55am On Jun 20, 2008
Fingers crossed for AW's signings
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2008
@ HNIC

Is this the same HNIC of DAAR?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 9:47am On Jun 20, 2008
debosky:
Lack of club footie seems to be affecting you badly undecided
Ha ha ha
Very funny indeed
Debo,oyo lowa oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 9:40am On Jun 20, 2008
debosky:
what bollocks!

What cold shoulder did AW give him? Or is it now by force to buy a player because he said he wants to play for Arsenal/ So AW should sign the 200+ players calling in to request a transfer?
Bored and yawns,now the above highlighted is the real bollocks
Pray tell,who are the 200+ supposed players that have been calling him?
Is it those children playing with their parents phones?
Puhleaaaaase
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 9:29am On Jun 20, 2008
Ladies could this be true??

ATM


[b]A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
 
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Roll down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Roll window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
[/b]
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 9:23am On Jun 20, 2008
WEIGHT LOSS PLAN

[b]A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

Not wanting to even imagine what would happen to him if the guy caught up with him,he ran the race of his life that he lost 63 pounds that week alone.
[/b]
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:39am On Jun 20, 2008
Parents be careful

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:13am On Jun 20, 2008
Pamperme:
27th September cheesy. Anyone here huh
Hi Pamps,you're the first 27th baby so you gotta watch out for ur bday mates then y'aall can figure out hw to go about da pampering
Welcome aboard
ComputersRe: Visafone Internet Connection! Any Hope? by rasputinn(m): 8:03am On Jun 20, 2008
igbsam:
The reason why you guys think RELTEL is the best now is because there are not much people on the network. Just wait for people to start migrating there, then you will know its the worse of all networks. I once used RELTEL and i got mad one morning and sank the phone inside a sink. Its because there are no traffic on the network thats why. Starcomms still rules for now even if they have their own bad side, but its widely use and a little effective
End of discussion
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 4:57pm On Jun 18, 2008
Had a bit of a restful day today,actually convalescing.
The week has been generally good as one hitherto obstinate client owing me so much for jobs executed for close to a year now has started paying up
grin grin grin grin
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 4:47pm On Jun 18, 2008
Hw wz ur day?
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2008
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”

So don't be too serious
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 8:33am On Jun 18, 2008
Dr Kitaun:
Lehmann is already with Stuttgart wink
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Ah ah,only him,what of Eboue and Senderos?OMG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 8:30am On Jun 18, 2008
HNIC:
Did anyone see RVPersie last night?
Let him be playing like a super star only to come and bore us all season with injuries
Abi the orange commot him bone put iron for him leg for euro08?,if na so then he must not comot the iron after euro08,else;;;;;;;;;;; cool cool
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:22am On Jun 18, 2008
Hi y'all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 8:20am On Jun 18, 2008
debosky:
@ rasputin

this same player has recently said he wants Liverpool as his preferred destination in England .
Yea that was ONLY AFTER AW gave him the coldest of shoulders,we're even lucky he didn't name Spurs as his newest preferred destination in England
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 11:02am On Jun 17, 2008
Sky Sports report that Monsieur Wenger has successfully managed to slap a price tag on Emmanuel Adebayor’s head that is so large, that it’s frightened away suitors such as Milan. It has been thought that the Togolese striker might leave Arsenal in the summer, although the Italian club now appear to be turning their attention elsewhere after baulking at the reported £30 million required.

“I don’t know whether he will wear our jersey,” said Berlusconi when quizzed about The Gunners target-man.

“He costs a lot.”

“From Monday we will re-start our thinking about signing a striker,” he said.

“We will do what is possible, but it is not easy.

“We are hitting against economical aspects, and that is fundamental - we can’t spend exaggerated sums.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 8:56am On Jun 17, 2008
Good news for AW,I guess David Villa's asking price has now gone beyond GBP50K
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 8:47am On Jun 17, 2008
HNIC:
For Villa to come, we have to let go of at least one of our strikers which AW isn't ready to do.
All this Villa talk sef huh huh huh
What's the guarantee he will be a success at Arsenalhuh
What's ur fear
Why are you afraid to take a chance on a sure bet
Any team that cannot boast of two-three good and AVAILABLE strikers isn't serious in my book
Some of us have been harping on this Villa issue long before the end of last season's EPL
The guy had long been tripping for Arsenal and on more than two occasions had openly stated that he would love to be a Gooner
What did we get,AW said that was a complement,but however added that he "wasn't going to make a swoop for the player"
Now that the guy is shining like the star that guided the three wise men on their way to see infant Jesus,I guess he'll be a bit out of baba ijebu's reach
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:34am On Jun 17, 2008
Sauce,na you go rush come out on the 8th na,if to say you chill for 24hrs,u for don get bday mates for this thread now

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