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scubagirl:Hei you scubagirl,r u in2 scuba diving or somethin? Well I can see you've taken time to flip thru the pages of the thread,you know a bmate already, look out for more,much love to you Please proceed to first class and take your reserved seat |
Hmmmmmm,colourful future eh, Let's see,which colours will be colourful enough? Red,blue,yellow or green,purple,orange future Maybe you'll prefer Magenta or cyan future Please let's know ASAP |
salsera:BREAKING NEWS The 3rd mainland bridge will no longer be closed today,the closure date has been shifted to Aug 2 The reason given by the Fed min of works is that they needed to use the time to repair and create more alternative routes that would cater for the diverted traffic from 3rd mainland. I hate to say I told you so,but I toooooooooooold you. Good to see that reason has prevailed,NOW I'VE BEEN VINDICATED IN MY ARGUMENT |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm had a very hectic day,gettin ready to live the office |
Hmmmmmm,colourful future eh, Let's see,which colours will be colourful enough? Red,blue,yellow or green,purple,orange future Maybe you'll prefer Magenta or cyan future Please let's know ASAP |
All those talk about "let mainland people stay on the mainland and Island people stay on the Island" is childish hogwash.I live on the Island,have offices both on the island and mainland,three of my main clients are on the mainland,the rest on the island(and from time to time,one business reason or the other will require me to be present in person @ these offices),plus of course the local and international airports are on the mainland. So how can anybody possibly ask me to stay in either of island or mainland only Please be serious |
Hi peeps Just a quick update, Every date in september has been represented thus far with the exception of 2,12,18 and 24,so where are the peeps born on these days,come hop on the fun train ![]() |
As a civil engineer,I completely appreciate the need or a rehabilitation of the bridge because I stopped over on one of the days when the inspection team from the fed min of works came to assess the damage.You could see most of the piers had shifted as well as the expansion joints(most of which now have gaping spaces far more than the allowed provision),not to talk of the undulating nature of the surface within some sections of the bridge. However,I don't think enough has been done to create alternative routes to which the traffic could be diverted,whilst the repair lasts To me,the delay in doing the above has now resulted in putting the cart before the horse |
akanni:Hi Akanni Welcome to the thread for the coolest people born in the coolest month You are actually the first to represent sept 25th,so you gotta look out for your aburos Enjoy |
HELL YES of course you can Firstly any interview/aptitude test in which your your health or even life will be in jeopardy like that of last weekends Nigeria immigrations recruitment aptitude test,should be walked out of Those that walked out of that ill-fated test are now living to fight another day Secondly any interview/test during which you are about to be harrased,especially sexually is not worth it Walk out of it FAST |
fab509:Don't sweat it |
chinosxl:I think you meant to write length in feet x width in feet |
The away strip is cool Plus there's something classic about the home strip Hmmmmm,we go buy sha But na kit we go chop |
Tasma:That is the most painful aspect of it Otherwise the FG and immigration authorities would have had enough litigations to grapple with for the next ten years,not to talk of the billions of naira they would have paid as compensation,that is the only way they would have learnt to do things properly |
A JOKE ABOUT THE BEST KNOWN MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD [b]There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Sulio says "Yes I do!" so Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!" then Sulio says "Pick someone, and I know them!" Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!" This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president,George Bush ! You don't know George Bush!" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! George W and I were on debate team together in college!" Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Bush's eye and waves "George!" and the President waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!" And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never going to get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio! Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see George Bush, hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take [/b] |
fab509:WORD |
Hi Lekan Hw you doin' Welcome to the thread specially dedicated to the coolest peeps on the planet Yea I'm talking about september peeps Everybody say uuuhun uuhun You know we rock like no other Proceed to take your seat It's aisle seat 3C,two other Sept 1 bday mates are already seated and waiting for ya They are Ayeesh and Wolexontop Enjoy |
It's ok Ms, Apology accepted,your type is rare these days I'll call you later in the day Do have a wonderful day and week ahead |
Had a wonderful time in the house of the Lord Anybody had a similar experience |
[b] bouquilife:Bouqui,much as I'm tempted to ask you to shove it,I wont because I know better Why are you getting so worked up? I'm not even going to test you any further because you just proved that you're NOT a very good salesperson I buy things a lot,both online and otherwise In Nigeria here I have a company that's into property development I buy my lands myself(though I have credible agents that act as linksmen too),whether in Lagos,Ogun or Delta State Experience has shown that most people that claim to have property to sell eventually end up a frauds Hence I subject intending sellers to serious scrutiny before establishing phone and physical contact You said I should not discourage serious people,that's another sign of your bad salesmanship How can you possibly tell who'll eventually buy land from you REALITY CHECK:Flip through any thread I've posted on,on Nland and you'll have an idea of the kind of man I am How dare you ask me to keep quiet As I speak now, I'm about closing a deal to buy an acre in that same Mowe(@ a price higher than what you're offering) Hence I decided to take steps to ensure you're ok,but now you want to piss me off WORD OF ADVICE:Whether we eventually get to do business or not,learn to be patient with your customers,especially those you are yet to convince,that's one of the hallmarks of a good salesperson Adios [/b] |
Hey all How's your weekends turning out Just woke from sleep meself ![]() |
igbonla:You were missing in action for a spell,I know you've been busy making money |
xheggs:Abi ooooo,which levels sef?see as dem wan take stylplus run down dat cool joint |
fab509:Your Sept 5th mates are Radiant and Sizmo Welcome aboard Fab |
saucekid:Ojukokoro,must your bday mate be a she? Hope you have no hidden agenda,it's all good though cos I know you're looking for some sista to shower gifts on Abi I lie ? |
@ Sauce, Do you have a son or twin on Nland? Who's sauce2? |
SENATOR JD:Yes indeedy |
bouquilife:OK though you modified the original error,I guess we may talk now ![]() |
Toks2008:I think it was intentional ![]() I stand to be proved wrong,bouqui |
Beware of your success(es),never rest on your oars Success is temporary,potential is permanent Maximise your potential and success will flow steadily like a never-ending stream |
SENATOR JD:Yeah,you were missing in action on this thread for a spell We're grateful to God for his grace and steadfast love For family and for business |
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