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@ stillwater, hi,we've not seen you in a while now on,you know where Hope u're good? |
J UNIT:I get your point J,but it's actually an insult on Fabregas and Ronaldo for you to compare them with Mikel |
[b]Siasia has indeed dropped Ikechukwu uche and Vincent Enyeama cos of the earlier issue I pointed out,so it's only locomotiv moscva's Osazee Odemwengie that's the over-aged player in da squad[/b] |
alex406:Mikel what? Please someone enlighten me Is Mikel the name of a street in Rwanda or something |
I heard he is contemplating dropping some players cos their clubs won't release 'em If that be the case,I suggest NFA should revert to FIFA ASAP cos Blatter has said all clubsides must release their players to their various countries for the olympic games as it's a FIFA sanctioned event |
Noble Onye:Hmmmmmmm,noble onye Welcome to trhe thread for the noblest of peeps ur bmates on the thread thus far are omo ibo,myk2mic and jacq I'm sure u know what do do ![]() |
kuyet:Hey you Kuyet,are french your name sounds french i.e if the t is silenced N E way,ur bdaymates thus far are oscaray and saviano Do well to holla @ 'em |
MEND is claiming the actual amount paid was actually double the 1.4 billion naira Hmmmmmmmm,what more won't we hear about the cluelessness of this administration |
Wonder,wonder,wonder,wonder,wonder wonder,wonder,wonder,wonder |
brodipo:You can say that again Of course there are 2 birthdaymates of yours on board already,viz;Kunle75, and Hardknocks Do well to read through the previous pages so you have the 411 about this thread Have fun |
@ mikelbay Hmmm, we're the biggest single figure good point You are warmly welcome to the thread of the coolest people on earth Your birthmates thus far are franklinog and scubagirl Holla @ 'em |
javaprince:No no no man,I disagree with you completely.Last season,Cesc was doing most of the captain's job(telling some dubious refs to shut da Bleep up,whenever they made their funny calls)Much as I know Kolo(with his broken waist) is good for team leadership,I think with Cesc in the team,Kolo should be assistant team leader/captain. I hope the captaincy becomes vacant even if that means the cry daddy has to leave (I could give a rats ass),so Cesc and Cesc alone steps in to provide quality leadership as we are tired of that lily-livered and tearful era |
News report Ivorien Ministers Take 50% Pay Cut to Subsidise Fuel The government of Cote d’Ivoire has decided to cut the salaries of its ministers by half in order to fund a reduction in the cost of fuel. The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) reported yesterday that the Ivorien Prime Minister Guillaume Soro said the managers of state-owned companies would also have their pay cut in half to pay for the 10 per cent cut in fuel prices. Overseas trips by government members would also be reduced to a "bare minimum", he said, according to the BBC report. "Having heard the people's cry from the heart, the government has decided to cut the price of fuel," Soro said. A week-long announcement of strike by public transport workers has been called off following the announcement of government’s decision. Soro said running costs and investments in government departments would also be cut to help cope with the extra expenditure. Housewives took to the streets banging pots and pans, youths built burning barricades and at least one man was killed in March and April as escalating food prices sparked violent protests in Abidjan. The government agreed on Sunday to cut the fixed price of diesel fuel to partially offset a hefty rise earlier this month that caused a disruptive transport strike last week in the world's top cocoa grower. Soro said the price cut and other concessions to transporters would cost the state 200 billion CFA francs ($484 million), the Economic Times website reported yesterday. Soro, who met union leaders on Saturday, announced the measures at a news conference late on Sunday after an extraordinary cabinet meeting chaired by President Laurent Gbagbo approved the moves. The price of diesel, which the government raised earlier this month by 44 per cent to 785 CFA francs ($1.90) per litre to better reflect high world crude oil prices, saw the biggest cut, falling 100 francs to 685 francs per litre, he said. That and other concessions, including a six-month extension of the deadline for payment of road tax, would help reduce the cost of transport and combat food price inflation, Soro said. "We have decided to create a surveillance committee to check that the prices are being respected , we will reinforce measures against racketeering," Soro said. The cost of paraffin, used extensively for lighting and other purposes in households lacking electricity, was also cut to 490 CFA francs/litre from 550. Civil servants, who number 90,000-100,000, saw their monthly transport allowance more than doubled to 5,000 CFA from 2,000. "These efforts drawn up and agreed by the government amount to 200 billion CFA francs, which will have to be found from somewhere," said Soro, a former northern rebel leader who was appointed prime minister last year under a deal to reunite the country after a 2002-2003 war. "As a result we have decided to reduce state expenses, starting with cutting by half salaries for all government ministers , and managing directors of state or parastatal enterprises," he said. Soro said running costs and investments in government departments would also be cut to help cope with the extra expenditure and reduction in state revenues resulting from the various concessions. Culled from Thisday newspaper Hope this will be replicated in Nigeria rather than our government officilas advocating for a blanket removal of subsidy |
A JOKE ABOUT THE SMART BLONDE [b]A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dumb blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, want to play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars." "I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap." "Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Determined to persuade her into playing tyhe game,he then said okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game. Thed young man then says"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. She then asks"What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?". The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answer. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars. After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill. [/b] |
A JOKE ABOUT TWO BLIND PILOTS [b] Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die." [/b] [/color] [/b] |
HOPE THIS JOKE IS CLEAN ENOUGH A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $250." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again at the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Mmm mmm." |
Hey stillwater,please don't let the water be too stiiiiiiiiiiiill where art thou sista? |
This is to remind our september brovas and sistas that have yet to rep their dates on this thread that we're still waitingg for 'em to hop on the train cos our month is just around the corner |
spot-on |
Thanks but no thanks |
Good advert,how affordable d'you mean? You draw with autocad,no? How can we see some o' ur works |
Hi y'all |
Seriously,of all the trophys we did not win or the games we lost;in a four-season spell,the one that has left a very bitter taste in my mouth was that 22 January 2008 carling cup semi final 1-5 loss to our north london rivals(grrrrrrrr,I don't even want to mention their name) Now,I am worried they may be aiming to have the bragging rights over us in the up-coming season,what with their quality signings thus far and I gather more quality signings are yet being lined up I can stomach a loss to any side in the premiership,but goshhhh, not the white hart laners |
Here's welcoming all of us to a new week May it be sunny side up for y'all through the week May your bread be buttered and your tea be sugared/honeyed Have a succesful ,safe and generally blessed week ahead |
Here we go again with the rumour mills Heard Gallas may leave the Emirates Hmmm,I won't really miss him Nothing to be missed in a cry daddy,plus my main man,Cesc Fabregas will then assume captaincy without bad belle from anyone ![]() |
Hi all |
chinesedoll:My last post above will suffice plus you can check page 1 of this thread |
With James Ibori of course with a horsewhip and my boxing gloves on |
With six weeks and one day to our beloved month,how many o' y'all av found your bmates and/or found your favourites on the thread. Plz prepare to show some love to whoever you decide on |
chinesedoll:Hi dolly Where've you been? Well it'sgood to see you on the coolest thread for the coolest peeps;SEPTEMBER PEEPS You and Adeola81 are currently representing the 21st babies Do plz flip thru the preceding pages and get up to speed on wat we're doing here Enjoy |
What's y'all plans fi de weekend? |
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