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@ Akpo Jude

Hmmmm,are you a doctor or medical lab person,
To whom do you want peeps to donate a PINT of blood?
N E way,you're welcome to the fold
These are your bday mates thus far Stillwater,bamie and bluetyrese

      A JOKE ABOUT A MAN AND HIS LOVE FOR MONEY

[b]There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife."
 
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check covering the amount."
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Apart from the shameless thievery by James Ibori,if there was a time  I was so dissappointed in scions of  the younger generation who have held positions of authority,Fani Kayode is very apt.

He should just go and bury his face in shame,for uttering such arrant nonsense.

Just because folks think,and rightly so that Nigerians are very superstitious and religious @ the same time,therefore he can just spew any feeble crap that bothers on the superstitioous just to wriggle out of the dragnet.

Well it's said that a drowning man will clutch @ anything

We're even lucky he didn't say that it was because Nigerians did not join him in the funny way he bends his fila that infuriated the remnant of Hurricane Katrina to find it's way to our airspace and pushed the planes down

Pleaaaassssssssse spare me this crap from an obvious nincompoop

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Hi

Wellcome to a new month,even as we approach the coolest month;OUR MONTH,SEPTEMBER
God spead to y'all in all ur endeavours

How y'all doing?

Hey all
wat's cracking like?

"  Arsenal line up £19m striker: Could be much better than Adebayor!




It seems that Arsene is about to say goodbye to wantaway striker Emmanuel Adebayor but is he about to say hello to his replacement?


Arsenal could be placed on red-alert by the news that Holland striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar has failed to agree a new contract with Ajax.
The Gunners may turn their attentions to the highly-rated frontman if they lose leading striker Emmanuel Adebayor, who could still yet join AC Milan.
Ajax technical director Danny Blind has revealed they are struggling to hold onto the 24-year-old Dutch international, who has a very impressive scoring record for both club and country.
And the former PSV Eindhoven striker could well be persuaded to link up with fellow countryman Robin van Persie at the Emirates next season if he fails to agree a deal with Ajax. (West Essex and East London Guardian)

Whilst Emmanuel had a great season last term he also does have his limitations, he does appear to find it hard to find the net when the team are in a slump and clearly he has benefited a great deal from the exquisite service he has received from his Arsenal teammates. I would suggest that £19m rated Huntelaar is on paper a better striker"

stillwater:
. . .would have to keep you guessing

Interesting

stillwater:
""

Was that 4 me or the movie
Well  right back @ ya dear 

vichel:
ade is a scum, he doesn't hv to give us threats about leavin, if we dn't meet his demands, if he wants to go, he cud go, am sure arsenal will stil hv an awesome season, and i cud bet my whole pay check 4 a year that[b] he wudn't smell 30 goals if he goes to either milan or barca [/b]

Spot-on

@ Muki

How can we possibly leave him alone,when he's turned his mouth to a pit toilet

loyika:
Sorry to say this, but if true, then ADEBAYOR IS A FLIPPING DONKEY!! Imagine the bloody Arrow, he was picked up from Monaco where he was nobody, I REPEAT; NOBODY!! He comes to Arsenal and has one good season, and now he has mouth to talk.

If i were Wenger i would just sell him right now. The guy doesn't deserve any respect at all from anyone, he is just a bloody leech!! Imagine him comparing himself to Henry [b][b]UNDER WHAT BRIGDE DID HIS FAMILY GIVE BIRTH TO HIM[/[/b]b]


GOONER 89

Under the bridge of wishes and daydreams.
I am not surprised the fool is showing his true colours,remember how he scandalised Stephen Keshi ,after Keshi picked him and his national team from obscurity and put them on the world cup map.

Person no reach one,e say make dem share am into two,As them dey talk am for waffi

This is the reason why AW should buy @ least two FIT strikers,one midfielder and a CB,then Ade craze go cure; one hand

Talking about Ade and wages,though the guy talks too much for my liking,I personally think ALL Arsenal players deserve a pay rise,that's of course after offloading all the excess luggage like Eboue,Senderos,Bentdner & co

Gbenga4040,superstan,chat2meback,Saviano,Ernalibot,Hardknocks

You guys are a wonderful bunch and I'm delighted to welcome you officially to this thread.
Just look out for your bday mates/favourites and get in touch if you like but by all means try and send presents across to one or more bday mates/favourites on your days.
So kick off your shoes and relax your feet and let's ride

Chat2MeBac:
@topic
September, 26th, I wished I wasn't born in September though, Somehow I think we are not lucky,

Chat2MeBac:
Just my observation, After much debating, I strongly believe that people born in this month are jinx,

Well,C2meB,
It is said that by your pronouncements fruits ,you shall be known and that out of the abundance of one's heart,the mouth speaks,I hope your posts above are not a reflection of what you've been experiencing.
Don't even make me laugh,what is jinx about Queen Elizabeth the first,Beyonce,Serena Williams,Will Smith,Gabriel Igbinedion and so many other happily wealthy people?
If anything,September people are the best loved and favoured and among the most successful in their chosen fields.If you know me personally,you can't help but agree with me.
Well it's good you're on this thread,with family and I have to inform you that your observation is TOTALLY false and if anything is the opposite of the fact.You have to change your mindset from what it has been hitherto,so you can be the success that you were created to be.

Take a look @ this list

Here is a list of people who were born in September:


Adam Sandler
Comic actor

Agatha Christie
Very famous crime writer

Al Capp
American cartoonist

Al Oerter
US discus thrower

Alan K Simpson
Politician, 1931+

Alfred Jarry
French writer

Andrea Dworkin
Speech to women at harper and row, 1976

Angie Everhart
Supermodel

Ani Difranco
Musician

Ann Beattie
Writer

Ann Richards
American politician, 1933+

Antonin Artaud
French dramatist, 1896 - 1948

Arnold Palmer
Golfer

Arthur Koestler
Hungarian author, 1905 - 83

Asia Argento
Bleep diva

Avery Brundage
US sports administrator

Avril Lavigne
Popular Canadian singer - why do you have to make everything so complicated?

Barry White
American singer

Bertie Ahern
Irish Prime Minister

Beyonce Knowles
Lead singer of Destiny's Child and also a star of a Austin Powers movie. Now an acclaimed solo artiste who can do no wrong!

Bill Murray
Popular actor

Billie Piper
Singer, and Dr Who actress

Bob Lemon
American baseball player, 1920 - 2000

Brigitte Bardot
French actress born in 1934

Brooke Burke
Model and TV Host

Bruce Springsteen
Singer, had hits with tracks like

Bryan Ferry
Musician

Cardinal Richelieu
French minister

Catherine Zeta Jones
Welsh actress who made it big in Hollywood and is now married to the multi millionaire Michael Douglas

Cesare Pavese
Author

Charles Dudley Warner
American editor and author

Charlie Sheen
1965+, actor

Cheryl Tiegs
Model

Christina Milian
Singer

Christopher Reeve
Lead role in the 'Superman' films, paralysed in a horse riding accident in 1995. (1952 - 2004)

Claudette Colbert
French actress

Colin Firth
British actor, starred in Pride and Prejudice and Bridget Jones's Diary, as 'Mr Darcy' on both occasions!

Cyril Connolly
English writer

Damon Hill
British Grand Prix racing driver

David Copperfield
Famous magician

David Riesman
Born 1909, US sociologist and lawyer

David Sneddon
Winner of Fame Academy on BBC (first series) and has had subsequent success

Deborah Kerr
1921+, Scottish actress

Devon Sawa
Actor

Ed Sullivan
American comedian, 1902-74

Elia Kazan
Director of On the Waterfront

Elizabeth Gaskell
English novelist, 1810 - 65

Enrico Fermi
Italian physicist, 1901 - 54

Eric Bentley
Playwright

Eugene Field
American poet and journalist

F Scott Fitzgerald
American writer

Faith Hill
American musician, 1967+

Fay Weldon
Popular author of books for women such as 'Tales Of A She-Devil'

Fiona Apple
Sexy musician

Fran Drescher
Actress

Frances Farmer
Actress

Gaylord Perry
American athlete, 1938+

Georges Clemenceau
Lived 1780 - 1831, French politician and a Prime Minster of France, 1906 - 9 and 1917 - 20

Gloria Estefan
Musician

Gloria Gaynor
Singer

Goran Ivanisevic
Tennis player, won Wimbledon with his two alter-egos!

Greta Garbo
Legendary 1920s actress

Guy Ritchie
Film director. Oh, and he's married to Madonna.

Gwyneth Paltrow
A Hollywood darling, she even donned a wig and moustache for her role as a male actor in Shakespeare in Love

H G Wells
English Writer

Harold Clurman
Actor, born in New York City on 18th September, 1901

Harry Connick Jr
Actor

Harry Secombe
Famous Welsh actor

Heather Locklear
Model

Henry Ford II
American car manufacturer

Henry George
Lived 1839-1897

Hilary Duff
Famous actress

Hiram Johnson
Lived 1866 - 1945, Sacramento's most celebrated statesman

Horatio Nelson
British admiral and naval hero; victorious but killed at battle of Trafalgar. Lived 1758-1805.

Hugh Grant
British actor, famous for his Notting Hill and Bridget Jones Diary performances, and his now absent floppy fringe

Ivan Pavlov
1849-1936, Russian phsyiologist

J B Priestley
1894-1984, dramatist

Jacob Bronowski
Polish born mathematician and humanist

Jacqueline Bisset
Actress

James Thomson
1834-1882, scottish poet

Jane Addams
American sociologist, 1860-1935

Jenna Elfman
American actress, starred in TV shows and some films eg. "Dr Dolittle"

Jennifer Tilly
Actress

Jeremy Irons
Distinguished actor, 1948+

Jerry Coleman
US baseball manager

Jesse Owens
Great athlete, 1913-80

Jim Henson
Muppets inventor

Jimmy Connors
Tennis player

Jimmy Fallon
US comedian, 1974+

Joaquin Miller
1839-1913, US poet

Joe Pasternak
Director

John Cage
American composer

John Marshall
American founder of constitutional law

Judith Martin
American writer, 1938+

Julio Iglesias
Musician

Karen Horney
Psychoanalyst

Kate Millett
American feminist

Keanu Reeves
Starred alongside Sandra Bullock in Speed

Kevin Sorbo
Actor

Kin Hubbard
Author

Kristen Johnston
Actress

Kwame Nkrumah
Ghana's president from 1957 - 66

Lance Armstrong
Inspirational cyclist and tour de france winner

Larry Speakes
American civil servant, 1939+

Lauren Bacall
Actress

Leo Tolstoy
Author of "Anna Karenina" and other classics

Leon Jaworski
Author

Leonard Cohen
Canadian musician, 1934+

Lily Tomlin
Actress and comedian from the USA

Linda Hamilton
Actress

Lisa Snowdon
British model, went out with George Clooney

Lord Chesterfield
English writer and politician

Louis MacNeice
Lived 1907-1963

Louise Nevelson
US (Russian born) sculptor, 1900 - 1988

Ludovico Ariosto
Italian poet

Luis Cernuda
Poet

Luke Wilson
Actor

Macy Gray
Singer

Malcolm Bradbury
British novelist

Margaret Sanger
American founder of the birth control movement, much maligned by many as a result

Mary Austin
American author

Maurice Chevalier
Famous person

Michael Douglas
Us film actor

Michael Faraday
English physicist and chemist, 1791-1867

Michael Keaton
Actor

Mickey Rourke
Actor

Miguel De Cervantes
Writer

Miguel De Unamuno
Lived 1864 - 1937, Spanish philosopher

Mike Piazza
Athlete

Mike Royko
US journalist

Mike Schmidt
Athlete, 1949+

Mira Sorvino
Actress, starred in movies such as 'Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion'

Moby
He's just Moby. Released haunting tunes like 'Woman'

Monica Bellucci
Actress

Naomi Watts
Actress

Natasha Kaplinsky
BBC presenter and took part on celebrity Come Dancing show

Nicole Richie
Daughter of Lionel

O Henry
Lived 1862-1910

Oliver Stone
Famous director

Paul Harvey
American radio broadcaster

Paul Walker
Actor

Peggy Noonan
American, 1950+

Peter Sellers
British comedian, discussing cricket

Phil Rizzuto
US baseball commentator, 1918+

Phoebe Cary
Lived 1824 - 1871, American poet

Pink
Feisty US pop singer

Pope Paul VI
Pope, head of the Catholic Church on Earth

Queen Elizabeth I
A queen of England and fascinating woman

Rachel Hunter
Model who was married to Rod Stewart and has also done some acting

Ray Charles
Soul musician

Richard Wright
1908-60, US novelist

Ricki Lake
Famous American talk show host

Rita Rudner
Stand-up comedian

Roald Dahl
Famous author of books for children, and grandfather of model Sophie Dahl

Robert Benchley
US humourist

Roger Maris
Baseball star, 1934 - 1985

Ruud Gullit
Talented Dutch footballer turned manager

Ryan Phillippe
Actor married to Reese Witherspoon

Salma Hayek
Actress, starred in films like 'Traffic'

Samuel Johnson
British author

Sarah Orne Jewett
Author, lived 1849-1909

Scott Adams
Creator of the Dilbert cartoons

Sebastian Coe
Ex-athlete turned politician

Serena Williams
American tennis player

Silvio Berlusconi
Italian leader

Sophia Loren
Italian born actress

Stephen Jay Gould
US author, 1941-2002

Stephen King
Popular contemporary author

Stephen Spender
English poet 1909-95

Stevie Smith
English poet and novelist 1902-71

T S Eliot
American author and poet

T S Elliot
Anglo-American poet, critic and playwright

Taylor Caldwell
Novelist, 1900 - 85

Tom Felton
Actor - think Harry Potter

Tommy Lee Jones
American Hollywood actor

Warren E Burger
American judge, 1907 - 95

Will Smith
Rapper and actor who began his career on TV show The Prince of Bel Air

William Faulkner
Author, was recipient of the 1949 Nobel Prize for Literature


William Howard Taft
27th US president (1909-13)


These were all born in September,so I hope you now see you error.

BOTTOM LINE: Read my signature,it's very true for ALL situations/persons
Your life is what you make of it,whether you turn out a success or a failure or a jinx is totally in your power and your making
It all depends on you/your mindset

Hmmmm,interesting stuff thus far,will be bk shrtly

Saucekid

Second one when I come back

Here's a joke


ZOO JOB

[b]One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.

He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
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Hey Mykali
How u doing?
Welcome aboard,I'm sure you know most of your bday mates already

Fab4
Take a bow
You've made me proud;YET AGAIN

Olumoze:
very embarrasing Danny Shittu bag was broken into aboard Arik airways just a few minitues after boarding, how will other well meaning players who have being dreaming of coming to player for Nigeria take this BIG SHAME, ARIK STAFF OLE!

Duuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh