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Firtst,when he agrees to drop his running mate and replace him with one of Tinubu's mistresses
Secondly,as soon as he signs the agreement with Tinubu that he will allow Tinubu unhindered access to the treasury of the FG

That is when Tinubu will release Lagos funds for him to start

And the beat goes on

@ Dayo

Better get on your knees and beg Switch and edoyad cos the way they're baying for your blood,make dem no vex murder you oo

FBS:
they were probably high on rapustinarsewengal.

certainly not moi.

Don't be too hard on them,ain't nuffin wrong in being secret admirers of The Arsenal swag(never thought I'd use that word,seeing how it's been so abused)

FBS:
^^^what happened to "in arsewen ya trust?"

We discarded it as soon as peeps started pirating thus;

"In Carotti we trust" and "In Faggotson we trust"

Miami Heats are creating records like it's runnin outta fashion,throwing away a 24-point lead and going on to lose to Orlando magic has given us the second biggest comeback in NBA history or the second biggest lead to be thrown away

duduspace:
Which one be two pack again? is that a new name for moobs and a bulging stomach?

I trip o

No biggies,I'm sure the whole saga will soon pass cos Kolo has such a solid personal cred that I believe something went wrong somewhere,I'm sure it's something in one of those Ivorian spices that his moms used to courier to him in the UK that prolly made him fail the so-called test.If they test Yaya's sample,I'm sure he too will fail.
If they're looking for people on drugs,let them look in the direction of Rio Ferdinand and Cashley Cole,while if they want to ascertain which premiership players are spicing up their system with drugs despite the fact their DNA was corrupted from birth,then they should look in the direction of that area boy at Eastlands;Mario Barlotelli

russellino:
Take your time O ! You don see ME before? You would probably faint upon a mere glimpse of my sexy two pack

Sorry,Ileke doesn't fancy guys with two pack,it's SIX-PACKED guys she faints for

Err Ileke,how e dey do you na

Ehen so what,you wan make Bill Gates go short 9ja food ration

Seriously,I believe there must've been a mix up somewhere

What is BB2011,is that the latest model of the Balckberry??

A New Strength,A New Hope ehh,I love that
So refreshing

What do you think??The Arsenal are condemned to WIN this and reduce the gap to 1(I pray) and I'm also rooting for Liverpool(can't call them scousers now till after their game against Man Scumited)

switch47:
wetin that one come mean? ehn?? Brother Ode Na you i dey ask na? you dey form activity like say God dey your side say you get cutlass medicine abi ?? all your mind be say "you dey use two birds kill one stone abi"?? yes 2 birds kill one stone for your coconut head!! that your mouth wey be like fowl nyansh. na me talk say make bayern munich no get many fans for Nairaland or na me talk say make your mumu thread dey lonely or say make mumunich lose two straight home games??

Bayern MUMUNICH,that's a new one ,we keep learning GOOD stuff on nairaland,thanks a lot Switch

switch47:
see gist

People - DK !! Why you fail your exam for Germany

Dayokanu - em----em--- i---i---

people - Why you dey fail like mumu losing two home games in a row

Dayokanu- No be only me fail na, Emeka wey dey London fail, Chukudi wey dey Nigeria fail , Koffi wey dey Ghana fai---

People- Sharapp there!! How you go fail for thia inferior league?? how many people for Nairaland get interest for your matter, if not for say you dey come talk anyhow for other threads , nobody for know say you or your lonely thread exist!! even teams wey never get trophy before in their History For EPL Nairaland people know am pass your mumu club. Shioor!!

Struggling German side Schalke beats Bundesliga mumu side Bayern Munich on Wednesday evening in the semi-finals of the DFB Pokal 1-0 in front of their home crowd!! SHAME!! even for inferior league

switch47:
wetin that one come mean? ehn?? Brother Ode Na you i dey ask na? you dey form activity like say God dey your side say you get cutlass medicine abi ?? all your mind be say "you dey use two birds kill one stone abi"?? yes 2 birds kill one stone for your coconut head!! that your mouth wey be like fowl nyansh. na me talk say make bayern munich no get many fans for Nairaland or na me talk say make your mumu thread dey lonely or say make mumunich lose two straight home games??



Struggling German side Schalke beats Bundesliga mumu side Bayern Munich on Wednesday evening in the semi-finals of the DFB Pokal 1-0 in front of their home crowd!! SHAME!! even for inferior league

OMG,Switch no go kill pessin for here ooo

He's having an attack of morality,thinking he can right the wrongs and backwardness arising from previousleadership,rulership,dictatorship which he was part of

Thank God for saving their lives.
If God wanted to allow their death,He would've done it,irrespective of what we write here on nairaland,as they didn't die,then He preserved their lives,so that's it

On a mission to rescue Nigeria from the mess he and his military colleagues put her?

Which politician made that rant??

famora:
mine was 29th let mak it real

Your mates are;Sannies,Bigproject,Sept 29,Ikamefa,Pclay,Testy,chiegemba,freeranger,Joyblinks,Ofala,Laskunle,Sonickay,Bidemi007,munachi89 and Xiana

TOKUGAWA:
23rd here

Franklinog,Scubagirl,Mikelbay,Toksdam,Efetoma,Raregem004,nisot23,Morzook,Belbicken,conquerorb and Horlazuncanmi share your birthday

usbcable:
@rasputin,
september 8th was mine.
who are my mates and how do we contact anyone here?

Hi
Here you go;Saucekid,Mybad,lompi23,Olori,Stecyyy and winnag are your mates

amivel:
September 12.people born in september are victorious people u cannot defeat them

Amivel,hi and welcome
Here are your birthday mates;Jackelony,QueenAnais,Daggyblay,Ukingscorps,Prittigrrr,Airoseice,mreds,Abuloma80 and Vivacious

Nic Bendtner is MOTM

LOL,Eboue is a clown he quickly clutched at the bottle of champaign being given to Nick

Nice one

A-40:
There where like 3 or 4 deflections so technically it was not his goal

Make dat 5 deflections(i's add ur own join) and yea it wasn't Clichy's goal it was yours,abeggi make I hear word,shey na you hammer the shot? or the ball just carry by imself fly enter net??

sirwebs:
Killing a fly with a sledge hammer. Is Wenger still mad at Orient's exuberant celebrations last week? He didn't need to bring on the Cavalry.

Training session for them actually

Abeg abeg abeg,e don do ooo,let them save some goals for sunderland and Barcelona pls

Monkey Kilishi has made it 5

Number 4,good to allow Bentner take the pen

Kudos to Keiran for twisting,turning,dribbling and weaving his way to force the pen

proudly9ja:
Chamack shoooooooootttttttttttt! Abeg

O boy,just leave him alone

How did Adou not put that away