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This is a lie, d last background in d footage is not any nigerian bank brand colour. Bloggers ehn!!

Please has anyone who applied for Higher technical officer(Engineers with HND) been invited?

Shortyy:
Is this Adesua Pat Utomi's daughter?

Etomi and Utomi no be the same na! She's not.

The fastest train in Nigeria is running on 80 or 90kmph. You saw a train 50meters and you still couldn't cross the width of a rail track ththat is not more than 2meters. God is watching you all the agents of APC.

Call me on 08034731983.

Hello NLs,
I received a message(SMS) inviting me for an aptitude test for PZ in lagos, despite indicating my location as Kaduna for the test Centre. Did anyone get such invitation too?

These moderators will not move this to frontpage o, seem they are an advocate for MMM enemies aka enemies of progress

I was matched this morning, be calm bro, everything is fine.

Yes, first bank, i hate it when i am to PH to a first bank account, it has happened to me twice b4, the receiver will not get alert and d fund will be reversed back to my account later or may be a day after. Dont be panic, ur 98k is safe, transfer the fund again to that person.

Contrary to the news going round that MMM has crashed, i have been matched, i am always optimistic that MMM can not crash, the crash of MMM begins with me and other participants, as far as i am concern, i will Provide help and get help as long as MMM exists, those who are conversant with information technology will know that there is always one upgrade or the other, it happens even in banks, when some applications will not respond while the IT team carries out maimaintenance. I urge the participants to be patient and to disregard any panic propagated by "enemies of progress" everyone will be matched.
And to the rumour mongers, if you no fit do MMM and u wan remain for poverty, na by force to use your mouth run am down?

How will Bama be the largest city in Borno? This OP is insane. Younjust shown us the pix of houses! Cant you take a wider view pix? May be of a street. Mcheeeeeew.

I grew up in this locality (about 27yrs ago), the man at the centre known as " baba eleja" killed the snake, this snake can not be up to 30yrs. We for don see am, we for don kill am. We have killed many before. How was the age calculated? It may have lived for long but not 30yrs, dat age na beans?

let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense.[b]let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense.[/b]let me tell u what possibly happened, the fault may not be from the atm but from the people dat loaded it, mistakenly a N500 note may have escaped into N1000 notes and they will not see it(that is, if the notes dispensed comprises of both denominations), another thing is,....u may not understand it if i explain. but has to do with the timing of the atm due to the speed of the main motor., the remaining notes might not be able to meet up with others before dispense.

Big lies about Jos. Especially that fly over pix, that is not how the flyover in Jos looks like. Pls.[color=#006600][/color]

Big lies about Jos. Especially that fly over pix, that is not how the flyover in Jos looks like. Pls.

Talk to her about marriage and then see her reaction. The reaction will tell you whether you are in a relationship or not. If she dance to your tune then try to get married to her (since you love her). Then dont get bothered about who she chat with or what she do with the phone, after the marriage. You don make her expire frm market be that. If she commits adultery afterwards, then inform us, we will give you further advise.

aribisala0:
That is the essence of value addition even if the tyres were made elsewhere they got the rubber from some other place too. If I cook a delicious pot of soup did I plant the egusi? Did I grow the cow and butcher it? Did I plant palm trees to make palm oil . Fact is I cooked the soup and it is delicious. Anyone can obtain oil and egusi in the market ,that does not translate to delicious soup Your logic does not work or have much meaning?

That also means peoguet is made in Nigeria, not assembled in Nigeria. No p, me sef go go buy ATM parts, i go join am together and i go call am made in Nigeria ATM. This is because it is what i can do, its my work. I am trained. That also means i am talented. Shikenan.

Dear all, i can obtain all parts of the computer and couple them together then integrate and additional circuit to make the computer perform functions other than what a computer is known for. But the hard drive, microprocessor etc wasnt designed and fibricated by me. Therefore i did not design and construct that device. I only assembled it and modify it. Did the tires of the tractor made in nigeria? What about the engine block ? Lets stop deceiving ourself please.
Pls note:the guy tried his best and it is commendable, we can not call it made in Nigeria but assembled and modified in Nigeria. . This is my point.

jamesme:
pls I want to apply for Enugu Electricity gratuate training what's deir email address

Didnt you read the attached letter? Why are you this annoying?

Some people are so dump that they dont even know the difference between management and social science and institute of management technology (IMT). Mcheeeeeew and they will call themselves a graduate.

myfantasies:
Level 1

Waiting for level 2

Let me give you the level.

Access bank, zenith bank are no where near Diamond bank. Where is NDIC? Apart frm FIRS and NIMASA? This nairaland is loosing credibility by moving this kinda generally unacceptable facts and rumour to the front page. You guys should better change before vivian gist overthrow you guys. ...... KPMG.

2% is too small, it will be the best drink if the alcoholic concentration is increased to about 5%

No 10. ATM engineers.... they have the believe that you will always dispense cash without card insertion. Lol.

omooba969:
Hello, who are you?

Be calm, i am not here to yab like jkyoung.

omooba969:
What did she read?

What did she read? ...... book na ! Abi na d number of leaves wey de d trees for the school?

The helicopter fly?? If yes thats when you call it an helicopter and thats when you call it creative.

First bank have it too, and im aware you can deposit up to 40k per transaction on FBN and using your ATM card to perform the transaction(this time, its not transfer, you have to select deposit), there is no any risk involved that is diff from the risk on cash withdrawal, i am an ATM Engr.

There are five (5) people at the party, using permutation and combination method, 5! = 120 i.e 5x4x3x2x1=120, combining the number of hand shakes of 5 people results to 120 times. Engineers will understand what i mean.

Most Nigerians are educated for nothing, what has dis got to do with david mark? Is he d governor or LG chairman? Whats d proof that the sch is in his senatorial district?