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If football Was School : 🤔

1️⃣- School Principal - Sir Alex Ferguson
2️⃣- Science Teacher - Pep Guardiola
3️⃣- Maths Teacher - Josè Mourinhò
4️⃣- History Teacher - Arsene Wenger
5️⃣- The Arrogant Popular Student Who Loves Bragging About Materialistic Things But Very Serious In Class - Cristiano Ronaldo

6️⃣- The Quiet Student Who Is Very Smart But Doesn't Like Flexing - Lionel Messi
7️⃣- The Students Who Have Good Fashion Sense And Are Loved By All Girls In The School - Neymar JR and Memphis Depay

8️⃣- The Students Who Are Always Absent From School Because Of Illness - Gareth Bale , Eden Hazard and Ousmane Dembele

9️⃣- The Student Who Is Always At School But Misses Class Periods - Timo Werner
1️⃣0️⃣- The Student From A Rich Family Who Is Always Helping Poor Students From School With Food And Stationary - Marcus Rashford
1️⃣1️⃣- The Students That Are Always Making Jokes In Class - David Luiz and Marcelo

1️⃣2️⃣- The Student That Always Changes Schools Almost Every Year - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
1️⃣3️⃣- The Bullies At School Who Like To Pick On Quiet students At School - Pepe and Diego Costa

1️⃣4️⃣- The Student That Works Hard In Class But Still Fails - Fred and Harry Kane
1️⃣5️⃣- The Teachers Pet Who Doesn't Always Do Well In Class But Is Still Loved By All The Teachers At School - Mason Mount
1️⃣6️⃣- The New Kids At School Who Think They're Better Than Older Guys At School - Erling Haaland and Kylian Mbappe

1️⃣7️⃣- The Student Who Is Very Good With Maths And Science But Doesn't Like Making Noise or Bragging About It - Kevin de Bruyne
1️⃣8️⃣- The Humble Student From A Poor Family That Is Doing Very Good In School And Is Loved By Everyone - Ngolo Kantè

Add yours.

Barely 24hours after his passing, Mr Ibu’s adopted daughter, Jasmine changes the nollywood actor Tiktok account of over 1 million followers to her own name and deletes all his videos
https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1764203488664305743

VaginaAcademic:
Who go set record for longest time to hug transformer

Take it easy bro😄😄😄

Consult therapy session.

Ugandan Faith Patricia Ariokot has set a world record for the longest time to hug a tree. Guinness World Records confirmed that she wrapped her arms around a tree trunk for 16 hours and 6 seconds. The 29-year-old environmental activist says she took on the challenge to encourage others to plant trees and also highlight the need for human protection. Ariokot described the experience of selecting a tree to hug for this record attempt as "like picking a bridal dress." What lesson have you learnt from Ariokot?

Ugandan activist hugs tree for 16 hours to set world record: "The tree chose me"

An environmental activist from Kampala, Uganda, has set a world record for the longest time to hug a tree.

Faith Patricia Ariokot, 29, wrapped her arms around a tree trunk for 16 hours 6 seconds to become the first official holder of the record.

She attempted this challenge to encourage others to plant trees, and to highlight the need for humans to protect them.

“They are the greatest soldiers in the fight against climate change,” Faith said.

Faith says that selecting a tree to hug for this record attempt “felt like picking a bridal dress”.

“The tree chose me, and it was like love at first sight,” she explained. “When I saw the tree, I knew it was the one I would go for.”

This record differs slightly from ‘longest marathon’ records, such as the longest cooking marathon, where challengers accumulate five minutes of rest time after each continuous hour of activity.

Record attempts are considered to be ‘marathons’ only when they exceed 24 hours in length.

Thus, Faith was not permitted any breaks – her arms could not be released from the tree at any point, and she was required to stand for the entire duration of the record attempt.

“My feet for over 16 hours straight were killing me,” she recalls.

“The tree with its rough surface cut into my skin and caused a lot of pain to say the least, and yet I had to keep holding on.”

This was the third time within the span of a month that Faith attempted to set the record, as her camera failed to record much of her first attempt, and her second try was cut short due to a thunderstorm.

As early as one hour in, Faith considered quitting because she was discouraged by the previous two setbacks.

By the ninth hour, she admits she “broke down” and wanted to give up, but says she persevered after being consoled by the tree: “I believe trees really have feelings and can sense what we are going through. It gave me the comfort I needed to keep going.”

Faith now hopes that everyone who reads about her record, wherever they are in the world, will be inspired to go out and plant a tree.

I want to talk about love. Love for the planet. Love for the Earth. Love for each other. There is no other planet we can ever call home. And one easy way you can show love for Earth today is by planting a tree.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2024/2/ugandan-activist-hugs-tree-for-16-hours-to-set-world-record-the-tree-chose-me-765128#:~:text=Faith%20Patricia%20Ariokot%2C%2029%2C%20wrapped,for%20humans%20to%20protect%20them.

Sirhush:
Sha try invest part of the money cos if money no dey man hand na there you go know woman true colour

I align with you, sometimes this happens, but when money is there you'll be seeing encapsulated care

GeeM:
He should play Magnus carlsen and win

Then why shouldn't you play with magnus? Pessimimi

IbrahimSkiba:
Handsomeness with brain

handsomeness because of beard, uhm 😏😏, say the truth.

airsaylongcome:


What were they saying?

Just scamming vibes, but I gave him the wrong lane and he took the bait.

airsaylongcome:


Whatever you do, DO NOT RUSH to pour out your ideas to someone you randomly met on the Internet. The streets is full of idea predators.

indeed I think I just met with one via WhatsApp.

SIXFEETUNDER:


Find any boomer on the streets of ikoyi or lekki jogging then pitch your idea to him .

Hh,thanks bro, but I stay in Kano state presently

airsaylongcome:


Whatever you do, DO NOT RUSH to pour out your ideas to someone you randomly met on the Internet. The streets is full of idea predators.

Okay man, thanks

Zuluhead:
drop yours or your WhatsApp.

OK sure; 08020949836 WhatsApp

Zuluhead:
Sende an email

Your mail?

Hello ceo's in the house, I hope every one is having a great week,first of all I'm a coder based in Kano state, at times I read a lot of lagosians getting vc fundings of their just fintech company's even $1m sometimes, and the thing surprises me , unlike here in a north I've several ideas (tech based) to run but requires capital, my initial plan was to go for Lions den ultima,hosted by entrepreneurs like Paul CEO of landmark and others, but it doesn't seems to exist or run nowadays, so I'm looking for advice, Thanks.

nnamdiosu:


Ohhh ok. I get you.

Yes, that will be a deal between you and the ISP.

OK thanks

OKOATA:
Why e con dey stand others dey sit. 🧐🤔

As breed of giant of Africa mana.

nnamdiosu:


I'm lost o.

As long as your website is up and running, everyone can have access to it na. You don't need to meet any ISP for anything again.

If I'm not getting you, kindly re explain again.

Hh,thanks for the cooperation and time bro , what I meant was I want my site to be accessed by users even when they don't have data like free basics websites, thank you

nnamdiosu:

You need to host itt online if you want people to access it

Nash after hosting bro, I mean just like how free basics websites are accessed freely , I want mine to be that also, so I was asking if I have to walk to this ISP company's to pay for something or what ? Thanks

Hello gurus in the house, pls I want to make a website which isn't static, but like I want users to be able like to be accessing the web and app freely, pls how do I go about it , am I going to service providers company to pay for bandwidth or what? Thank you

Congratulations in advance.

Nigerian Chess master whom goes by the name Tunde Onakoya plays 10 chess games at once and won all of them, what wishes would you be sending to him and other talented and smart Nigerians.?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2xcbzcub21/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

richiemcgold:
Very stupid of p-square to poke their nose into this matta. Where were you guys when only Eedris came out to challenge 50cent? We all knew the cause of that fracas nah! If you wan catch cruise, use another matta, no be dat 50cent saga.

As for Burna, he should rather pay more attention to his career that seems to be slowly waning away. Burna Boy's last 2 albums (Love Damini & I Told Them) are far below the quality of what he released in 2019 (African Giant) & 2020 (Twice as Tall) . This should be his biggest concern at this moment.

sensible reply youve made, there. Exactly some people forget how this patriotic edris challenged 50 cent, where was even burna kid was then.

Lalami3232:


It's not saturated bro, your niche is what's saturated. Have you tried moving into Cyber security or mobile app development? Do it and thank me later

yeah both app and web but im not into cybers.

Lalami3232:
Learn programming and thank me later.
Learn how to build websites, mobile apps, cyber security etc and earn like a pro.

its saturated esp. In ng and noobs have disrupted the niche by doing the works so cheap. Just weeks ago i was to make an e learning based system for a fx based firm, but them dem say its xpensive.

Obainoman6:
Nigerians love to be abused, insulted mocked and belittled then you play with them and you quarell with them small, shake them small they fear you and later you guys play and that's it.
Nigerians don't like to behave themselves they like to be whipped before they comport just like a cow.

Civilized behavior is not for us, gentleman behavior is not our thing.

HERE'S MY EXPERIENCE :

I used to work in a place at first i was quiet and caring till a bully came and taught me a lesson.
I copied all his acts and pasted it on him and that was it.
I would always mock him whenever he makes a little mistake, i would tease him when passing him, i would say bad things about him in his absent to other colleagues, i made friends with everyone so they likes me and would side me anyday.
I tried setting him up in front of the camera so that if hit me i will swiftly report to the hr and that's instant sacking. When he got tired and weak he stopped bullying me because obviously i was the predator here no longer him.

There was a girl i liked at work also but then i used to be a gentleman, very caring and would speak calmly to her, gave her green light here and there popped the question only to get a BIG NO. She pretended like I never existed
Then i changed, i got proud and over confident and was smiling with everyone in the office including my female boss, one minute teasing people, the next minute flirting next minute i don't care attitude, next thing again smiling and playing.
I would make inappropriate dirty sexual jokes on her about the bum bum and stuffs, some colleagues would feel disgusted. I was the one pretending she doesn't exist now.
You know those kinds of jokes that humiliates someone is what i indulge in most of the time in the presence of everyone and she would feel clearly hurt but i still take out the time sometimes offer my shoulder and pretend to care.
Now she's the one interested in me, always smiling at me even when i am not talking to her, asking me for cues or work related stuffs, now my name is always in her mouth.
Im clearly having fun humiliating and to the detriment of others but somehow i don't care anymore, everyone's loving it.
That's the way of the average Nigerian person.
Put them in chains, joy and pains is the way of the Average Nigerian.

at some point

dkidd:
Go to a tech forum or one of those DIY apps them plenty there. From novice to experts na u go tire. I know one here sha. Fine smally but i no go cast her

diy app like what, solo learn ?

dkidd:
Go to a tech forum or one of those DIY apps them plenty there. From novice to experts na u go tire. I know one here sha. Fine smally but i no go cast her

ahh, why na oga help me nah. Lol . Actually , im a more of an indoor person so ill like to keep a partner that we could be discussing deeply in tech . Like a.i trends and other. I had before but she was a goldigger, the other one didnt want to share her tech ideas with me

HanisahZuwy:
The thing is where to stay. Especially for someone who doesn't have anyone there.

thats not a problem in Kano, also rent is cheap. what skills do you have?

Zhunnurayn:


I have a female friend who was in kano but went to do her IT in Abuja. She's regretting it and wishing to come back to kano. Everything about Abuja, rent, transport and feeding, medications, opportunities etc just don't favor a hustler. Kindly come to kano. Much opportunities be it business or job....

yeah , im from kano also tech background and i could relate to this, she should just be carefull.