₦airaland Forum

his favourite place outside Nigeria is s.a

dude has started his game already, looking for s.Africans vote

my friend u are not in LOVE

u are in LOST

how can u be in love with someone u haven't spoken to

haneefsoft: I don't understand. This is not from Seun

didn't u get his permission to showcase ur an here

Ecclesiastes 9:11
I returned, and saw
under the sun, that the
race is not to the swift,
nor the battle to the
strong, neither yet
bread to the wise, nor
yet riches to men of
understanding, nor yet
favour to men of skill;
but time and chance
happeneth to them all.



that nairaland is the most visited forum in Africa doesn't make u the smartest Yoruba man out there

its because its ur time to shine

interesting! small boy with big brain
well, just keep thanking God for giving u such a great ideal

death is inevitable, when their time comes they can't escape it

seun & his cohorts been looking for ways to milk nairalanders dry since 2005

its still very much in the market, matter fact my neighbor have a clean one

who watched the nollywood movie 'end of the wicked?

or


the Yoruba Christian movie 'ayamatan ga?

so now its a curse to be handsome??

u dey plan to wreck seun abi?

sweettease: Hehehehhehhe... Naija dey learn

naija dey learn big time

* mama nkechi! give this man 2 glass of fresh palm wine*
& to think that some a$$ licker still thank seun for creating nairaland.

redmosquito- though i haven't seen the dude here in ages
small pen*s- keep wondering how small is his pen*s
will add more wen am less busy

they are both correct.
if u re to include ur middle name, surname & last name u re to use 'are'
if its just one name u re to use 'is'

example- my name is okoronkwo
my names are okoronkwo m. Phillips

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both

ur boyfriend must be a typical ijaw man.
they usually prepares it in my place of work.
I detest it though

Lilian1414: Hey nigga wat are u saying

u are so beautiful!

it has always been my favourite fruit

no! its not 100% safe
abstinence is tha key

I love food as much as i love s*x, so can't choose between em

WATCH NOW
Rude by magic
Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on
my best suit
Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to
you
Knocked on your door with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old fashioned man
yeah yeah
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
(Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I
die
Tough luck my friend but the answer is no!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude
I hate to do this, you leave no choice
I can't live without her
Love me or hate me we will be boys
Standing at that alter
Or we will run away
To another galaxy you know
You know she's in love with me
She will go anywhere I go
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
(Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I
die
Tough luck my friend cause the answer's still no!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude?
Rude
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
(Say yes, say yes)
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I
die
Tough luck my friend but no still means no!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Marry her anyway
(Marry that girl) Yeah no matter what you say
(Marry that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude? (Yeah, oh)
Why you gotta be so rude? (Yeah)
Why you gotta be so rude?

A lot man, a lot
growing up in the very pako area of warri was fun
tell me what i did not do, from playing siwe to koso

or is it playing 'rain' football without clothes on & ur little joy stick will be dangling in between ur thighs whist trying to dribble the next man
how i wish i can turn back the hands of time

little wonder their no 1 priority is to milk the public's purse dry

Rafael & Fabio da silver

Small pen*s! (not referring to the nl dude)
looks like the girl is smoking a cigarette