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I ain't voting for PDP am voting for GEJ

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every Benin landlady will eventually kill her husband (the landlord) to become the owner of the house

every hausa cobbler's name is aboki

every ijaw man is a fisherman

opencoke: is this how nairaland is?
lion

i wasn't like this until i became a registered member of nairaland

Arva: Somebody should pls give me a summary of what the OP said. I honestly didn't read it.

if for ur mind u tink say u wan catch me Mugu, i go scatter ur t*t* wit little or no money




in other word, bush meat come catch hunter

Arva: Somebody should pls give me a summary of what the OP said. I honestly didn't read it.

if for ur mind u tink say u wan catch me Mugu, i go scatter ur t*t* wit little or no money

colly227: Lol nothing more fun than running a sharp babe who is planning to run you.

am telling u

colly227: Lol nothing more fun than running a sharp babe who is planning to run you.

am telling u

colly227: Lol nothing more fun than running a sharp babe who is planning to run you.

am telling u

colly227: Lol nothing more fun than running a sharp babe who is planning to run you.

am telling u

& so?

exactly what i did to one
after 3 days of serious banging she was like "am not even after ur money, i just like the way u f*cked me, I've never been f*cked like that all my like

Justeenaleo: What happens If nairaland goes down huh?

u want make seun nicked swear for u?

I won't waste my time to go & vote but if I have to i will vote gej

I know those northern oil wells billionaire will do anything & everything within their powers to see that gej did not return, cuz their so-called oil well license will soon expires, & they know gej might may not renew it

u mean if i decide to eat a lot of food because i want to gain more weight its a disorder


if i change my mind & start eating less because i don't want to develop a budging stomach its also a sickness


okay, cortinue

what a dumb thread

cheat on me & watch me dump ur a$$

sote witches self dey find popularity . SMH

footballers are richer than musicians
without endorsement deals musicians are nothing
imagine a footballer that's being paid £120k every week, now convert it to naira

footballers are effin rich!

best topic of the year without a doubt

it beat my imagination how we Christians think
the bible clear state that "seek ye first the kingdom of God & his righteousness, all other things will be added unto u". non of these ' new generation pastor' preaches about the kingdom of heaven again, I remember wen I was young, each time after preaching there is this feeling of 'so i have be leaving in sin' that envelopes u, now there is nothing like.
now we all sin without any feeling of guilt

I was a legend in this game ;-D

AfricanApple: pls where can I get one

I got mine from Jupiter ;-D ;-D it was designed by alien liang pu zing

the new Nokia 3310 with HD camera :-

I have not heard of any of these languages anyway

telling the whole world that u smoke weed is so immature

Jamie1360: don't you guys observe his songs especially the (Go broke)

what about it?

honestly i am yet to see any tangible reason why guys are allover this rozzay of a girl

it was wen I did a deliverance program in mfm
I ate around 7pm on Sunday, started the program 7am on monday
I broke the fasting 10am on Wednesday

it was hell i tell u.
was like "do we really have to starve to get delivered?"

it remind me of the movie 'litlle man'