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If u thoroughly read this post u will understand and give a deep thought into this matter, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say.

ComradeShegs:
U don't have a heart

the guy dey annoy me

Wen u opened the first thread about this ur house i ignored it but it's like the thing don dey enter ur head



1. U are living in a one bedroom apartment
2. Na rug dey ur floor(who still uses rug nowadays?)
3. Ur curtain na 1980 American void
4. Ur foam na student foam wen flat like egg wen dem fry
5. Ur refrigerator na student refrigerator wen dem dey sell 28k
6. Chair is not even a complete set which is usually a 3seater, a 2seater & 1single


Not saying living in this low grade apartment is bad o but flaunting it on social media is total foolishness

My phone nor dey use memory card

Na Nokia 3310 i dey use

Cioupre:
;DYou really should be a comedian you know !!!!

I actually wanted to be one but was Disqualified for not having the most important criteria................. 'Weird-look'

UbanmeUdie:




T.B Joshua is not a prophet but a sorcerer!

He is an outcast and a spiritual bastard as far as the Nigerian christian community is concerned.

CAN does not know him!
PFN does not know him!

The Catholic church believes in tithing,
The Protestants also believe in tithing.

T.B Joshua does not fall in any category, so it is ok for him to tell his members to pay their tithes in anyway they deem fit. The question is, is that scriptural?

T.B Joshua is a dundee utd!
No bible sense at all.


Useless demonized pair from hell!

each time i come across stupid comment like this, i hurriedly check the name of the poster to see if it's nwamaikpe or nwachibuzor


Now i know we have countless of them on nairaland

This prospective couple look like they are well above 35

Yet people want to pressure me into marriage @ my early thirties


My fellow 30 & above bachelors/spinster, don't be in a haste to marry

Relax, sort urself out & pray for a good partner

[/b]A rape case between a guy & a girl[b]

JUDGE: man Collins, miss bola here claims on the 27 of July u forcefully had carnal knowledge with her. Are u guilty or nor guilty?

ACCUSED: my lord, i am not guilty but b4 i say anything i want her to pay for my bed sheets which she stained with her dirty shoes

ACCUSER: my lord, i didn't stained his bed sheets with my shoes o! I removed my shoes, my clothes & even my underwear b4 i climbed on top the bed where he raped me

JUDGE..............

Naturalobserver:
yes,the 2nd is trying to copy the first

SMH
That means the second is even more stupid

NwaAmaikpe:



Sam Dede.

Fine dude, I still remember visiting his office back then in University of Port Harcourt.
This were men who redefined Nollywood, his acting was top notch not like that of puppets like Walter Anga.

Despite his good acting skills I forever see him as
the senseless Pyrate Confraternity member who came to Oputa Panel to seek redress for being treated like a cultist.


Pretty wife,
Ugly kids.

NwaChibuzor13:
With all those children, I don't think the wife p***y will be tight and have good grip again. If I were Sam, I will just go and marry another wife. I have a friend whose wife had all their kids through caesarean . I called him one side and told him its his advantage because the toto will still be intact. This month they will celebrate their 7 yr anniversary. A tight p***y is the bedrock of a good relationship.

someone should please help me clarify this.........

Are these two related

Because their stupidity is so identical that one cannot even differentiate them

python1:
Although, from the report, one cannot ascertain where this incident had occurred, the muddy nature of the general area says a lot.

can't u see that the rescuers look like Filipinos?

Pele, loved by all

I know that guy, he's a confirm street

Proposing with an expensive gift is like bribing her to marry you

That to me is stupidity

Thought don baba j was knacking this fat a$$

I love my president

Always have intelligent reply for em haters

One thing about northerners is that the good ones are extremely good while the bad ones are extremely bad

Slayer2:
My street, pti road,

send me ur number

I dey hustling ground now

I go hala u next week

Slayer2:
Lolz e dey. I know one fine black girl when fit give this kind of love. She is slim. Nice girl. Make I give you her control ni?

u sure?
Where she dey stay for warri?

Mumu!

U sing about warri come feature olamide wen erigga or young6ix dey there

This is nice

U can't find this kinda girl in warri

pyyxxaro:
Toke Makinwa

Come and see ur mate oh

responsible women

not just toke. that's how 96% of naija female celebs survive

Is not where u from is where u @ boy!

His award his business

But am only seeing one celebrity there


Idris Elba & a fan

Maturity nor be about age @all

Banky na real muchi

IamKashyBaby:


I can't help but laugh sha

This story reminds me of ------------

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remind of what?

The first time u smoke weed?

For this age of social media & smart phone?

Sometimes i don't even call for 3 days, thanks to whatsapp & every other social media platforms

I blame social media for giving a voice to stupid people like you

Whack

These guys no longer care about the quality if their songs, Nigerians will always buy & or download their shiity songs

If u thoroughly read this post u will understand and give a deep thought into this matter, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say.

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