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Good night everyone! God bless y'all

Ebayray:
Err, rice will do for me, wat of u?! Where's the chef to place our order, Chef JayBray.

Erm.. Rice and plantain will be it for me. Jaybray, take note

Ebayray:
Aaah, eshey o.
Thanks Sir.
Merci beacoup, Monster.
Uruesee o

Yea... good night, I have got loads of work in the office tomorrow. I want to Send a message to the V.C of Uniben to include all Unadmitted aspirants with "Ray" as a Nick.

Ebayray:
Taaaah!!! I ain't eating such, frog ewwwwwwww, lizard (I loathe it)!!!!

lol...I call the shots. tell me what you will like..

JayBray:
ever read the poem "hard lines"? Nice meal the guy ate

nah... tell me about it..

JayBray:
*marking ds letter* C-7,O-2,E-8,MA-0 (hehehehehe ur letter didn't have a title*winks*)

oboy!!! *runs like usain bolt * ... let me modify

Ebayray:
What?!! It's Teachers Day o, public holiday ni.
Haba, boss I wanna rest n have fun with ma kids. Please kind Sir, let me be on off duty dis Monday

uhm... okay, granted! in light of your recent exam success. take two days off.

JayBray:
lol....laffing in braille like venus ll say...gosh guy I need ur link 4 ds pics of urs

miss Jaybray. tomorrow's breakfast is Fried Frog + pap + roasted Lizard tail with cups of sizzling tea. It should be served before 8:30 a.m . thanks.

Ebayray:
Lol, ok.
Good boss

you will resume work by 7:30 a.m tomorrow morning. get some doses of sleep, I wouldn't condone Sleepy eyes on duty. petaled lass.

Ebayray:
Wow... Way to go, pal. What a letter...
Who's Robin Ray, haven't heard of dat since 1000BC

hahaha... Robinray visits this thread once in a Spatial while and doesn't comment. Let's hope his inclusion will Force him out of his cold shell.

RobinHez:

Ya wasting ya time...he'll only acknowledge it when this happens
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RRB-mxrbUiI/maxresdefault.jpg

hahahah... let me wait for his reply

JayBray:
*dicing laser fever rat 4 dinner while reading this* oh really?

what?? ewooo

Ebayray:
Lol, i ain't lazy.
Kk, let d Board members show naw o@ dhaRAY 99 (at least he's got a ray in his name). Let's look for oda board members too o
Beauty ke, beast ni?!
Don't worry, beauty fades. Ain't n can't be a Damsel in Distress....

hahah.. I have posted an official letter to him, I anticipate his reply which I presume will be on the affirmative. i can't have you Go through the rigmarole of that office alone. Your petals are still feathery.

RobinHez:
I hear...
*tests drone's controls*

hahaha... you and drama

dharay99:

2nd leq dey sha
My home.

45, Jossy Vastro road,
Ilupeju,
Mile 2,
Lagos state,
4th of October, 2015.




The Manager,
Tecno cheat master,
Alausa,
Lagos.

Dear Dharay,
SOLICITATION FOR MEMBERSHIP
the heart giggles in Electrifying glee to know that you still hold breath on the pleasant shores of the earth, Amidst the hullabaloo and frictions of life that threaten to knock us all from the face of the earth, in the light of this jocund Feeling, we give all honour to the celestial anchor that sits in the heavens.

I write on behalf of the Rays, A clique on Nairaland that comprises humans whose Nick hold the tree letter word "Ray" in any format it is being read, Ebullient members that form the nucleus of this Clique are Ray360, Ebayray, Jaybray and Robinray.

we have stolen gazes at your nick overtime and came to a unanimous conclusion that you will add colour and glamour to our group, as such, We officially Employ you and solicit your membership of the Ray family by virtue of your Nick "Dharay" which eggs the word "Ray". we are optimistic that your membership will champion our collective dreams to rainbow heights. we anticipate your reply soonest, sir.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully
Starry Ray360

RobinHez:
If my name no show 4 dat list ehn...I will make sure I send my drones after you!

hahaha... yes sir, but your name don dey list. I hear say na this week. Keel all Restless nerves on the chilly meadow, You are top on the list baba.

Ebayray:
Lol, evening Sir.
Ur d Admin, Jaybray is the culinary expert n err, am d Board of Directors. Hehe

lol... only you as "board of directors". shouldn't that be For a staff of workers? can you contain the wear and tear that comes with managing such Demanding position? I wouldn't want to lose your beauty to stress. lol.

RobinHez:
Oga u don make d babe comot naw...


And I hear say, dem send am to come collect names to fix 4 2nd list! Shey u see ur life now?

hahahahahah... oga mi, I no do anything o.. Which list be that? list wey don set, na to post am remain..

Ebayray:
Lol, hehehehehehe.
Haba, u are our chef na?!
Good evening, Jaybray n Ray360

hello petaled lass. how are you doing? What position do you man as a member of the Rays?

JayBray:
hehehe u can't afford my culinary skills dude....patronize ebayray

LOL... You are the official choice. your culinary Competence scales above the average. please, accept this position and Let's Keep eating your food.

I'd rather just go back to being a guest...its much better viewing from the outside.....ebere and Venus *didnt get your real name tho*,nice talking to you...venus u got med/surg ba,dnt worry we would be course mates....nd the lost soul..I pray you shall be found....swagkingdope...its actually esther and not sandra....ray360 if you say anything while I'm gone-dont forget I'll read it all as a guest-i'll come back to pick up from where I stopped

Fine. I guess you are not thick-skinned enough. I am not driving you away.

"swallowed the compliment and felt good"?....u know son,I could go on with this buh then I wouldn't want to get kicked outta here....hehehehe

indeed...

I'm answering your supposed thoughts....cos since its my profile well I'd have thought same.....candid advice...keep your "opinions" to yourself kay

ha.. who be this one? Do I know you? How well can you read the mind to know my thoughts?

Otibho80:
emmmm,no comment
am good,u?

I am okay, though a little uncomfortable due to this weakening catarrh. how is Jos?

Osefua:
I'd find that comment offensive if the girl in the picture is me tho....*juss sayin*....and it was quite obvious he was going to say something other than or rather the direct oppsite of "Nice"....given all his "ehm,uhm" nd the likes...so mister...take a chill pill

ohh, ,you modified. madam, when he said it was nice, you swallowed the compliment and felt good. you never denied you weren't the one. why say otherwise now?

Osefua:
I'd find that comment offensive if the girl in the picture is me tho....*juss sayin*

why answer a question i didn't ask? Did I ask if you were the one?

JayBray:
Lol..ds reminds me of the unseen passage in 2015 literature neco

what about it? good evening, the professional cook for the Rays. please serve dinner, the mouth waters already. lol

Otibho80:
take it easy

I am calm. I just tried to see the nice in the picture but couldn't trace any. how are you doing?

Ksslib:
Xup, ma G! Gat something for me?

not really, I was missing your hilarious and sensible posts, borne by wisdom. how are you doing? you don't check in quite often like you used to. why?

lordkvng:
osefua




your picture Ehn.. *searches for word*


your picture Ehn,. it's Nice

hmm. what's Nice about a breast-exposing picture? I find the compliment far-fetched.

Venus007:
Ha! Ur frnd did d program abt 2yrs ago niyen. His fees were still cheap then. They dnt use 5.0 again oh, its nw 15pts. MBBS' cutoff is 14/15 or 'AAA'.

hmmm. lol.. he actually bought the DIPLOMA form in 2013 or so. he crossed and he's now in 200l. 14/15? haaa... that's wickedness!!

RobinHez:
Who con ask you for all these stories now?












Na joke o
Jupeb should never be seen as easy, cuz its measured in points! If u get points below the set points for ur course...ya money haf waste be that!
Like Ksslib said, its preparing u 4 200lvl in just 9months...so think how vigorous that will be

Indeed! person wey never ready to read book no fit do am. I don't think everyone can contain the pressure.